Random Thoughts

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql0Kr_8HbZQ&feature=related

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hc_expHAJo

[KG4CGC]

uniral cakes?

[w3bny]

I really am liking that avatar!:yum:

[KG4CGC]

If yer talkin bout mine, thanks. It's short and to the point.
If not then, nebermimb.

[w3bny]

If yer talkin bout mine, thanks. It's short and to the point.
If not then, nebermimb.

Yep..yours! As much as I sometimes dis-like straight tequila, there is something about a good shot and a lime wedge to help soothe your frazzled nerves.

[NA4BH]

What is it with co-workers? You ask them for a little help and the answer is "hell no" with no good reason. They ask you for help and you show them where you are booked up and not available. They go APE SHISTY all over the place.

It's just too flamboyant for me. :nuts:

[w3bny]

What is it with co-workers? You ask them for a little help and the answer is "hell no" with no good reason. They ask you for help and you show them where you are booked up and not available. They go APE SHISTY all over the place.

It's just too flamboyant for me. :nuts:

Or when its Friday...4:25pm and you clock at 4:30 and they ask for help dis-assembling a test article...and at 5pm, ask you for a ride home.

[KG4CGC]

What is it with co-workers? You ask them for a little help and the answer is "hell no" with no good reason. They ask you for help and you show them where you are booked up and not available. They go APE SHISTY all over the place.

It's just too flamboyant for me. :nuts:
:rofl:
lol! LOL!

[WØTKX]

http://www.jeffhandel.com/photo/misc/images/%2827%29%20Smoking%20Donkey.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://www.jeffhandel.com/photo/misc/images/%2827%29%20Smoking%20Donkey.jpg

SMOKIN' COWPOKE BATGUY!

[NA4BH]

Crackers

http://www.carmillaonline.com/archives/crackers.jpg

[w3bny]

Chorizo....and red wine

[KG4CGC]

Chorizo....and red wine
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/elchorizo.jpg

[NA4BH]

Sometimes people should just grow a set.

http://forums.qrz.com/showpost.php?p=1949403&postcount=1

Oh wait, standard equipment. Nevermind.

[VE7DCW]

If a movie named "Sue-kira" was made....would she do the same tap dancing destruction of Tokyo like Godzilla did? :yes:

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[N7RJD]

If a movie named "Sue-kira" was made....would she do the same tap dancing destruction of Tokyo like Godzilla did? :yes:

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Sue on the big screen? Damn, nightmares again tonight...Thanks.:yuck:

[NA4BH]

At least he didn't say lap dance.

[N8YX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Amy Mann was Teh Hawt.

[WØTKX]

Thread-bombing Website (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4506&mode=search)


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/freakinoutbeaker.gif

[kb2crk]

i was just thinking, what the hell is a random thought?

[WØTKX]

Random Thoughts at Psyops (http://www.psyops.net/index.php3)


http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gfo/lowres/gfon305l.jpg

[VE7DCW]

Random Thoughts at Psyops (http://www.psyops.net/index.php3)


http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gfo/lowres/gfon305l.jpg

The guy could've been swept a little furthur down by the tide and ended up on the "Island of Random Chance" :neener:

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[kb2crk]

i was tolling around on the zed and a johnny cash song came to mind......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ

[N8YX]

The guy could've been swept a little furthur down by the tide and ended up on the "Island of Random Chance" :neener:

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Or The Island of Misfit Hams? :chin:

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/6418_9238_500.jpg

[WØTKX]

Orthodox Cheese?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bkkb52alTdt5/610x.jpg

[rot]

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[WØTKX]

You're so square, man... isn't nothingness a chaotic swirl that condenses inward and dissipates outward equally? :lol: :neener:

[kf0rt]

DSP: Do Something Productive
(Trying to not waste the whole weekend)

[KG4CGC]

Colorless green thoughts sleeping furiously

[NA4BH]

I gotta laugh. And you will too. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The wife just came out here and said, Is there something burning? I said NO !!!!


Then she said "DID YOU FART"? I will leave that up to your imagination.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NA4BH]

I am laughing so hard right now. Crap, I can't stand it myself. :lol:

EDIT TO ADD:

I wish I could bag it up and share it with all of you.

EDIT TO EDIT TO ADD:

I can't take much more of this myself. How do I get away from it? I don't need sparks or open flames right now.

[NA4BH]

From THE EPIC NOVEL: SH!T MY DAD SAYS.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."

http://www.shitmydadsays.com

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/30508_1440873814742_1019949621_1284.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/30508_1440873814742_1019949621_1284.jpg


:rofl: :rofl:

I did deserve that

[KG4CGC]

:rofl: :rofl:

I did deserve that
That wasn't directed at you, F@#ker. LOL!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Vote4Bob.gif

[NA4BH]

That wasn't directed at you, F@#ker. LOL!
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Vote4Bob.gif

I did deserve it though. Just ask the Wife.... :lol: :lol:

I finally quit laughing and you started it again.

[KG4CGC]

I did deserve it though. Just ask the Wife.... :lol: :lol:

I finally quit laughing and you started it again.
I take it those fried shrimps quit giving you back talk.

[NA4BH]

I take it those fried shrimps quit giving you back talk.

It's the ribs and cole slaw. :lol: :pray:

And BEER.....

[NA4BH]

I don't know if it's FLAMBOYANT or LUDICROUS. :lol:

[KG4CGC]

Ah ribs! God's original snack meat.

[KG4CGC]

I don't know if it's FLAMBOYANT or LUDICROUS. :lol:

Lord have mercy. If indeed this wasn't cronyism under cover of stupidity, but simply stupidity in undiluted form, perhaps South Carolina is in even worse shape than any of us might have imagined. All that said, I stand by my original assessment: Whether the powerful people who perpetrated this scandal were really mean, or really stupid, or (as I continue to believe) really mean and stupid enough to believe that the public would swallow a flamboyantly ludicrous explanation, the people of South Carolina deserve far better.

http://money-law.blogspot.com/2007/11/shaving-south-carolina-with-hanlons.html

[NA4BH]

You said swallow. :rofl:

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD1_GikiTMU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD1_GikiTMU

[NA4BH]

This is ludicrous.

http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20090526elpepuage_6/LCO340/Ies/Mike_Tyson.jpg

[KG4CGC]

No, this is ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b9oDdRMxdw

[KG4CGC]

http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/6-Affairs---would-you-believe-it--105.html

[NA4BH]

http://www.coffeeandlaptops.com/random-ramblings/6-Affairs---would-you-believe-it--105.html

:rofl:

[NA4BH]

Skatole bodies.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.alphasix.us/archives/8%20&%20I.jpg
r a n d o m

[KG4CGC]

Taken from a review on eham:

What can be wrong with a radio built with knobs on Dolly Parton Parkway>

[NA4BH]

Taken from a review on eham:


What can be wrong with a radio built with knobs on Dolly Parton Parkway>


The exterior looks good but the chassis is old and rusted? :wiggle:

[KG4CGC]

The exterior looks good but the chassis is old and rusted? :wiggle:
Sounds like a good time to do a frame off resto.

[KG4CGC]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Splendid_Source

http://maps.google.com/maps?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&q=dean+of+the+secret+order+of+dirty+joke+writers+f amily+guy&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=pHwETLSCL4HaNfrEkDw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&ved=0CCYQ_AU

[W5RB]

Yer scarin' me .

[KG4CGC]

What skeerd you worse?
Frame off resto or Family guy reference.

[W5RB]

Neither . The second link. Hit close to home , as it were .

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCfUm21BsI

[W5RB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMuIRO90qBo

[KG4CGC]

http://www.jwpincorporated.com/lovestory.html

[KG4CGC]

http://www.madatoms.com/uploads/content/images/backgrounds/large/article_DrugChart.jpg

[KG4CGC]

WTF is this crap? Pedo Farm Yoga?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9W7Qo1T6M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9W7Qo1T6M

[KG4CGC]

http://www.rathergood.com/diamonds
http://www.rathergood.com/diamonds

[NA4BH]

http://www.gestionglobalopp.com/news/i/chizumaticmeenu.jpg

[VE7DCW]

http://www.gestionglobalopp.com/news/i/chizumaticmeenu.jpg

Wow!! ...it's been quite awhile since we've heard anything about Batboy in that fine respectable rag! :rofl:

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[NA4BH]

Tape the ears to his head and you have Patrick. :lol:

[VE7DCW]

Tape the ears to his head and you have Patrick. :lol:

HAHAHA....... so he's really Batboy....... too funny...... !! :rofl:

[w2amr]

WTF is this crap? Pedo Farm Yoga?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9W7Qo1T6M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9W7Qo1T6MI wouldn't leave a kid alone with that weird o for 10 seconds.

[W3WN]

http://www.gestionglobalopp.com/news/i/chizumaticmeenu.jpgI miss Ed Anger.

Rush Limbaugh is a close substitute though.

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTi9cUyfXgY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTi9cUyfXgY

[NA4BH]

OK, I have just heard it all. I will never listen again. TO ANYTHING!!!

Local scanner traffic: Need you in route to (insert location of your choice) to an attempted suicide. Subject stabbing himself with a fork. I mean WTF?????

[W5RB]

OK, I have just heard it all. I will never listen again. TO ANYTHING!!!

Local scanner traffic: Need you in route to (insert location of your choice) to an attempted suicide. Subject stabbing himself with a fork. I mean WTF?????
Obviously despondent over a recent breakup , where she told him to go fork himself .

:twisted::-P

[N8YX]

Local scanner traffic: Need you in route to (insert location of your choice) to an attempted suicide. Subject stabbing himself with a fork. I mean WTF?????
D00d...you have no idea of the sheer volume of lulz we've been privy to as a result of monitoring our local gendarmes.

I was into SWL/Ute/scanner listening for several years before I became a ham and still have a lot of fun with it. At present there are 8 VHF/UHF-capable receivers set up in the shack: Two Pro-2035s, a Pro-2042, a Pro-2096, two R-5000/VC-20 and two R-7000 all-modes. Most of these are computer-controllable and all are fed from a tower-mounted discone/coaxial preamp arrangement. A 4-port indoor power divider routes the signals to another bank of receivers (Pro-2004, Pro-2006, Pro-2050) in the bedroom and the fourth port feeds the shack's 8-port divider which has another coaxial preamp inline with its input.

One of these days I'm going to add a dual-polarity 50-1300MHz log periodic to the scanner antenna farm, along with a gain-type VHF LO/VHF HI/UHF omni.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1984452/art_in_the_eye_of_a_needle_amazing/

[NA4BH]

http://www.atnzone.com/nz/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/king_of_the_hill_alley.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://info-wars.org/2010/05/13/smelly-cigarette-butts-with-a-noble-purpose/


Chemical extracts from cigarette butts – so toxic they kill fish – can be used to protect steel pipes from rusting, a study in China has found.

[KG4CGC]

http://thenews.jang.com.pk/updates.asp?id=105948


Americans inhale more cancer-causing agents with their cigarettes, probably because of the tobacco blend, while smokers in Canada, Britain and Australia get less, U.S. researchers reported.

[KG4CGC]

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/50/251/NY_Assemblyman_Proposes_Bill_to_Recycle_Cigarette_ Butts.html



The Arizona Republic newspaper in 1998 reported that Americans waste 176 million tons of cigarette butts each year, a figure that was cited by DenDekker when he spoke with The New York Times on Tuesday.

[NA4BH]

Now they are chasing a motorcycle at 130 MPH. I see no winners here.


EDIT TO ADD: Subject in custody.....

[N8YX]

Guess not.

http://rlv.zcache.com/faster_than_a_speeding_ticket_sticker-p217438238443178724tdcj_210.jpg

[NA4BH]

Sometimes you just get bored. Or board if you use the Siouxsie dictionary. But should you be that bored, do not smack a cell phone (an old one) with a 3 pound sledge hammer. It will have you running for safety. The thing started smoking like something from a James Bond movie and didn't stop for about 5 minutes. LMAO !!!!! I should have taken pictures. The Fscker melted. LMAO !!!!

[KG4CGC]

http://www.bash.org/?900148

[NA4BH]

http://www.bash.org/?900148

That is the theory of Relative Humidity, isn't it? If you don't know what that is, I will let you know....... :-P

[KG4CGC]

http://www.baconorbeercan.com/
Once had a science teacher Named Hovie Porter.
We claimed he was the founder of the theory of relative stupidity.
We also had the Sarkesian Theory of Relative Humidity.

[VE7DCW]

"Last edited by NA4BH; 06-05-2010 at 04:39 AM. Reason: RAT BASTARDS"

You know Bob,if you keep this up ol' Mr. Pee Test will show up back here on the Island and tell us you can't say this for fear of the RB anvil falling out of the sky landing on our heads..... :neener:

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[W5RB]

"Last edited by NA4BH; 06-05-2010 at 04:39 AM. Reason: RAT BASTARDS"

You know Bob,if you keep this up ol' Mr. Pee Test will show up back here on the Island and tell us you can't say this for fear of the RB anvil falling out of the sky landing on our heads..... :neener:

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Bob may be the only one here who realizes just how massive an RB anvil could be..... :snicker:

http://www.meridianarc.org/pictures/wa5ee.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://www.swiss-miss.com/2010/05/where-cursors-come-from.html

[KG4CGC]

http://fromparis.com/panoramas_quicktime_vr/eiffel_tower_01_west_pillar/

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgD6E-LT9dg



Yakko : An anvil's black and shiny
Dot : It's very heavy too
Wakko : So watch out, my chubby friend
YW+D : Or one will fall on you!
Baloney: (spoken) On me? Heh hah huh huh!
(CLANG!)

Dot : (spoken) That wasn't pretty.
Yakko : But it had to be done.
Baloney: Heh huh huh huh huh! Great song! Heh huh huh huh!
Neato completo yippie!
Wakko : It's unstoppable!!!
Yakko : Call in the National Guard!
Dot : Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!
Baloney: Let's sing it again! I lovey-dovey loved it!
YW+D : OK!

Yakko : It's made of solid iron
Dot : It weighs a ton or two
Wakko : We know you'd like to meet it
YW+D : It wants to meet you too!
Baloney: Huh hu--
(CLANG!)

Baloney: (spoken) Yay! Let's do it again!
Yakko : Now it's gettin' scary.

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMOeV5MLOvc

[KG4CGC]

There are female hormones in beer. You gain weight, talk too much and can't drive.

[KG4CGC]

http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/family_reunion.JPG

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzL4ZyCORzM

[kf0rt]

The ABC's of the UK in Google Maps:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/picture-galleries/5757548/The-Google-Maps-alphabet-UK-an-A-to-Z-of-the-British-Isles.html

[W3MIV]

The ABC's of the UK in Google Maps:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/picture-galleries/5757548/The-Google-Maps-alphabet-UK-an-A-to-Z-of-the-British-Isles.html

Wow! Somebody at the Telegraph had a whole helluva lot of free time on his/her hands.

[WØTKX]

Crazy Nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laty3vXKRek)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laty3vXKRek

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Dead_Flys.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://www.omgsoysauce.com/11945/40-different-looks-at-common-things/

[KG4CGC]

http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?ncid=webmail

[kf0rt]

Bitchin'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNLMN_RqSI

[NA4BH]

WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?



http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/csm-photo-galleries-images/photos-of-the-day-images/2010/0609/01/8095996-1-eng-US/01_full_600.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Bitchin'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNLMN_RqSI
So like, the Chick fell off?

[NA4BH]

So like, the Chick fell off?


The tunnel was symbolic.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/images/photo/image/02/76/99/photo/27699/original/37.jpg

[kf0rt]

So like, the Chick fell off?

http://members.home.nl/peanuts/Vmax1200/iIf_You_Can_Read_This_The_Bitch_Fell_Off.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/20040924/ina1_08.jpg

[kf0rt]

http://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/20040924/ina1_08.jpg

Nice woofers!

[NA4BH]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100607/i/r1601935542.jpg?x=235&y=345&q=85&sig=c89itm5fjXT.t4ZYjOzaSg--

LAZ won't be bidding on this........


An employee poses with the Vampire Killing Kit at Christie's Auction house in Brompton west London June 7, 2010. The 19th century kit - with later additions - includes a wooden box lined with velvet encasing the essentials once thought necessary to keep vampires at bay, including wooden stakes, a crucifix, vials for holy water, garlic powder, a bible, and a pistol, and is expected to fetch up to

[NA4BH]

Happy Hour on the Island


http://farm1.hv-static.flickr.com/157/370496698_a8a0c9ce3f.jpg

[VE7DCW]

Happy Hour on the Island


http://farm1.hv-static.flickr.com/157/370496698_a8a0c9ce3f.jpg

Oh ..... thats what Happy Hour looks like here on Vancouver Island at the moment..... NOT !!! :roll:

[kf0rt]

We're just better at diagnosing it. :yes:

http://i.imgur.com/fnEbh.png

[kf0rt]

The history of flight: Insulting the Gods chapter:


Full-scale production was scheduled to begin in 1974. Henry Smolinski, founder of Advanced Vehicle Engineering, stated that you could drive/fly your own Mizar off the lot for between US$18,300 and US$29,000. Then comes September 11th, 1973 that fatal day and end to a dream. During a test flight at Oxnard, California, the right wing strut detached from the Pinto. Smolinski and the pilot, Harold Blake, were killed in the crash. Specs: Crew: one pilot - Capacity: three passengers - Wingspan: 38 ft 0 in (11.58 m) - Height: 8 1/2 ft - Wing area: 201 ft² (18.7 m²) - Powerplant: 1× Continental IO-360-C, 210 hp (157 kW)

Mizar flying Pinto (http://www.flixxy.com/mizar-air-car.htm)

[kf0rt]

Cool maps 'n' shit:

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/06/unusual-and-marvelous-maps-part-2.html

[NA4BH]

Sometimes you just need to leave your differences behind and help a fellow Amateur out. Go help him.....

http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?t=252247

Do the right thing

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM&feature=player_embedded

[NA4BH]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3450/3197507353_ed875fe74a.jpg

[NA4BH]

5lb CO2 = $6.00

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/97723236_abc13a4e00.jpg

[NA4BH]

Reduced fat Nilla Vanilla Wafers are like eating "Road Clusters in Sector R".


EDIT TO ADD:

Am I the only one randomly thinking?

[VE7DCW]

Reduced fat Nilla Vanilla Wafers are like eating "Road Clusters in Sector R".


EDIT TO ADD:

Am I the only one randomly thinking?

I'm having too many random thoughts to really be thinking officially randomly....:lol:

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[NA4BH]

I guess that is why I am


http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dos-equis.jpg


I think even when I don't have to. :hyper:

[N4VGB]

I guess that is why I am


http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dos-equis.jpg


I think even when I don't have to. :hyper:

Just me, I'm wondering why you're thinking when you could be hitting the brunette in the pic.

[VE7DCW]

I guess that is why I am


http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dos-equis.jpg


I think even when I don't have to. :hyper:

Well ....it was said "the most interesting man in the world" challenged his reflection to a staring contest and won after 4 days.....what more can one say!! :yes:

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[NA4BH]

Just me, I'm wondering why you're thinking when you could be hitting the brunette in the pic.

Why do you think she is smiling?

[N4VGB]

Why do you think she is smiling?

Better hit it again, she has that look about her like there's more left.

[NA4BH]

Better hit it again, she has that look about her like there's more left.

It does show that she wants me, doesn't it?

[N4VGB]

It does show that she wants me, doesn't it?

Better hurry.

[NA4BH]

The Sheer Nightgown....



A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

[KG4CGC]

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
Wow! Where was the gun hiding?

[WØTKX]

In one of the wrinkles?

[rot]

Men from Earth
2978

[W4RLR]

In one of the wrinkles?There is a lot to be said for having a fat woman as a lover. Just when you think you have explored every inch of her, you will always find new and unexplored territory.

[KG4CGC]

Do goth chicks cremate when walking through a cemetery?

[rot]

Do goth chicks cremate when walking through a cemetery?
Sometimes one has to just ponder the large stuff with little avail.
Or avail the large stuff with little ponder..
or large the ponder with little stuff
or little the the ponder with large stuff.
But I digress.
rot

[KG4CGC]

Sometimes one has to just ponder the large stuff with little avail.
Or avail the large stuff with little ponder..
or large the ponder with little stuff
or little the the ponder with large stuff.
But I digress.
rot
................. or pander to the fluff.

[rot]

Damn Panders
2987

[N7RJD]

There is a lot to be said for having a fat woman as a lover. Just when you think you have explored every inch of her, you will always find new and unexplored territory.

Sex with a fat woman is like winning a Gold Medal....Gold Medal Flour that is. Makes me think of the old CCR song, Rollin', Rollin'.....

Ok, I really did try to resist but you just drew me right in.

[WØTKX]

http://grahamten.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/streakedtenrec.jpg

[suddenseer]

Why the bloody hell am i watching the commercial breaks when I can FF the dvr?

[WØTKX]

Hype-Gnosis?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/parsellpost/photos/hypno-tv.jpg

[kf0rt]

The amazing water drop.

http://www.flixxy.com/water-droplet-slow-motion-hd.htm

[W4GPL]

2991

[KG4CGC]

2991:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG2Kf391Jqs

[kf0rt]

So, if it was 1919 and you saw this poster:
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/Lips-That-Touch-Liquor-Shall-Not-Touch-Ours-thumb.jpg

Wouldn't you just keep drinking?

[WØTKX]

Prescription for laudanum, right there...

[kf0rt]

Damn it's hot here today.

I'm sweatin' like a Republican in a spelling bee. :hahano:

[WØTKX]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8430/halictidaebl9.jpg

[rot]

Hotter than a 4 balled dog here.
rot

[NA4BH]

Three meat pizza.

Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni flavoring............................... Is the word flavoring another word for meat?

[KG4CGC]

A meat-like 'food' product derived from skin, cartilage, tendon, fat, and other 'scrapings' that are blended with salt and faux additives resembling cured pork.

[N2NH]

If you've watched or read Watchmen, I'm still wondering about Rorshach.

And I have seen the movie twice...

His character has even been studied by Psych classes it is so intriguing.
http://i33.tinypic.com/11mc9r8.jpg

[kf0rt]

When you prefer a half-life to an expiration date.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/610319_db9ebd3846.jpg

[W3MIV]

When you prefer a half-life to an expiration date.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/610319_db9ebd3846.jpg

Love that stuff! Dip it with thin pretzel sticks along with a cold beer.

Let's send a case to Dick Cheney at the hospital. Just the thing for his arteries, I'm sure.

[KG4CGC]

When you prefer a half-life to an expiration date.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/610319_db9ebd3846.jpg
Mmmmm! Ban saw blade scrapin's!

[W3MIV]

Years ago, when I was still active in the writing game, I did a bunch of work for Farm Credit. Among many others, I interviewed both Frank Perdue and his son, Jim, now the CEO of that chicken-cuttin' outfit.

One of the most wondrous things I saw was the machine removal of breasts from their associated ribs. These ribs were then sent into a processing stream that spit out bones that looked like they had lain in the desert for a few months on one stream and a steady flow of steamed white meat that forms the base of chicken dogs, McNuggets and a whole host of other "modern" variants on the other stream. Nothing wasted.

[WØTKX]

Cave Chicken Diner, Special of the Day...


http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenpainting.jpg

[NA4BH]

Tomorrow night (Monday) is:

http://secondfloorbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG00043-20100104-20542-1024x768.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/4277395915_c5dc39fa05.jpg

[NA4BH]

When in Puerto Rico (Old San Juan), go eat here: http://www.restauranteraices.com/English/index.html

The Mofongo with skirt steak is just WOW !!!!!!!!

[WØTKX]

http://www.jardinbotanicomoyobamba.com/fotos/arboles/ayahuasca.jpg

[KG4CGC]

When in Puerto Rico (Old San Juan), go eat here: http://www.restauranteraices.com/English/index.html

The Mofongo with skirt steak is just WOW !!!!!!!!
You said "skirt steak!"
http://goodfoodhunting.net/2009/06/16/restaurant-raices-old-san-juan-puerto-rico/

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/meat-curtain-showering-girl.jpg

[WØTKX]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/9b4d278942c89f9c61d64cb67d5037e0.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4224)

[NA4BH]

The storm is here, we are getting HANNERED by lightning right now. JEEBUS !!!!!!

[NA4BH]

I see it is Pat (AE1PT's) birthday. How long until some one sees that and starts the community ass kissing. Slobber and tongue required. Ah hell, I might start the thread. :shifty:

[KG4CGC]

I gave him something to wash off all that slobber with.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/ALT1977-WE-ARE-NOT-TIME-TRAVELERS/545221

[NA4BH]

Vanilla wafers

[WØTKX]

http://mothphotographersgroup.msstate.edu/Files/Live/MW/MW8284.jpg

[NA4BH]

icterohaemorrhagiae

[kf0rt]

Here's a prime example of 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus' offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix .

The professor told his class one day, 'Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.'

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.
---------------------------------------
THE STORY

(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. 'A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,' he said into his transgalactic communicator. 'Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far...' But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. 'Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,' Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. 'Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?' she wondered wistfully..

(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam , felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. 'Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F**KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!'

(Rebecca)
Asshole!

(Gary)
Bitch!

(Rebecca)
F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!

(Gary)
Go drink some tea - whore.


(TEACHER)
A+ I really liked this one.

[NA4BH]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[W5RB]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

+ :rofl:

[KG4CGC]

:clap:
:clap:
:clap:
:clap:
:clap:

[WØTKX]

Standard human meltdown. :whistle:

At first, I thought it was going to warp into a Zapp and Leela love story.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxMjkwNTk1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjg3Njc3._V1._ SX485_SY362_.jpg

[kf0rt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyV69iF2CBQ

[WØTKX]

Hey Rob, was that Melissa? :rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCorYsc82Lk

[ad4mg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyV69iF2CBQ
:rofl: :clap:

[NA4BH]

This thing must have the herpes or something. (http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?t=255454)The loyal followers sure are steering away from it. Maybe I should have titled it, Tears on my monkey that was flung into space or My Last Top Ramen Shist.

[VE7DCW]

NASA is contracting their rocket transport stuff out to private companies giving them a chance to do it meaner and greener than the space shuttle.....but monkeys flung from a fan works for me also..... :lol:

73

[NA4BH]

NASA is contracting their rocket transport stuff out to private companies giving them a chance to do it meaner and greener than the space shuttle.....but monkeys flung from a fan works for me also..... :lol:

73

I was sober and mis-typed FAN instead of CAN. :lol: :lol:

But I do like the monkey/fan theory. Creative at the least. :yes: :lol:

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BjrG5QQZxE

[KG4CGC]

This thing must have the herpes or something. (http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?t=255454)The loyal followers sure are steering away from it. Maybe I should have titled it, Tears on my monkey that was flung into space or My Last Top Ramen Shist.
I think that was my fault. I'm the thread killer over there.

[N2NH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wo1-sI7MOQ

[N2NH]

Thinking of Eddie...

(Prolly NSFW - SNL Skit)


http://www.hulu.com/watch/4189/saturday-night-live-mr-robinsons-neighborhood

[VE7DCW]

Will the world totally deflate when all the oil finally runs out of the Deepwater Horizon drill hole?? :scared:

Edit to add: .....those dummies are taking way too long to plug it!!!

[W4GPL]

http://heliosj.iddings.us/images/pre-existing-condition-lol.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://heliosj.iddings.us/images/pre-existing-condition-lol.jpg
LOL!

[NA4BH]

Didn't this place used to be blue?

[w3bny]

Yeah...whats up with that!

[NA4BH]

I must be losing my eyesight or something.

[ad4mg]

Didn't this place used to be blue?
New style. See announcement in the News and Updates section. You can switch it back via the style chooser at the bottom left of each page!

[w3bny]

And why are there bags of crap all over the place!

[NA4BH]

OK. Thank God it ain't my eyes.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXODnbgaLYY&feature=related

[KG4CGC]

http://www.lamebook.com/2010/07/19/the-fairly-odd-parents/

[NA4BH]

At this exact point in time, we are three people away from breaking the all time record of those that have logged in in a 24 hour period.

Check that...... 4 people away.

[NA4BH]

I always have the scanner on for background noise. What is wrong with this?

KIA Optima going 140 MPH on Interstate 20 Westbound?

KIA - - 140?

[KG4CGC]

I always have the scanner on for background noise. What is wrong with this?

KIA Optima going 140 MPH on Interstate 20 Westbound?

KIA - - 140?
You know, the Optima looks a lot like a Mercedes and a Lexus.

[NA4BH]

You know, the Optima looks a lot like a Mercedes and a Lexus.

I hear ya, but Douglas County (GA) are chasing them into Alabama, seems like they would have an accurate description of the vehicle. I go through Douglas county quite often, they have cars that "should" be able to stop a KIA. 140 MPH????? A KIA???? Geeze, I might need to get one of those things. As an update, they got off on exit 188 (I-20) and heading South. This is through the mountains, should prove to be a great selling point on a KIA if they beat them.

[KG4CGC]

I think they're chasing a ghost.

[KG4CGC]

There will be a test afterwards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXelgA53ZvQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXelgA53ZvQ

[N2CHX]

WTF? Raise your vibrational frequency? Methinks she needs to get laid more.


There will be a test afterwards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXelgA53ZvQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXelgA53ZvQ

[N8YX]

WTF? Raise your vibrational frequency? Methinks she needs to get laid more.
Most do come with a speed switch, but I digress ... :whistle:

[KG4CGC]

Are you taking notes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHhYGs9j2A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOHhYGs9j2A

Now observe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0h4ttvLlw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0h4ttvLlw

[KG4CGC]

Now top it off with this before before doubling the frequency in the one above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7sHjv6QthQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7sHjv6QthQ

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x6VhNCKw5Q&feature=related

[KG4CGC]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7361441891707206305#
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7361441891707206305#

[NA4BH]

What are the pictures called that look like random nothing, at first glance, but after staring at them they become a 3D picture?

[N2CHX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x6VhNCKw5Q&feature=related

OMFG!!! You SUCK!!! lol

[NA4BH]

OMFG!!! You SUCK!!! lol

I pooped my pants too. :rofl: :rofl:

[KG4CGC]

What are the pictures called that look like random nothing, at first glance, but after staring at them they become a 3D picture?
Magic Eye ................................... bitch

[kf0rt]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81024528/

[W5RB]

I always have the scanner on for background noise. What is wrong with this?

KIA Optima going 140 MPH on Interstate 20 Westbound?

KIA - - 140?

They must've just bought it..... those things go downhill really fast.

[NA4BH]

Talk about a shisty day.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100721/od_yblog_upshot/beware-of-jumping-whales-when-sailing-off-the-coast-of-south-africa

[KG4CGC]

Talk about a shisty day.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100721/od_yblog_upshot/beware-of-jumping-whales-when-sailing-off-the-coast-of-south-africa
OMG! And Land Sharks too!

"Candy gram..."

[W4RLR]

OMG! And Land Sharks too!

"Candy gram..."
"Fins to the left...fins to the right...left, right, left, right....FEEDING FRENZY!"

[NA4BH]

The take Canada back campaign is proceeding as planned. Buy Island Bonds.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JKbDcYpC0M

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZIjT3S7wvc&feature=fvw

[KG4CGC]

OH MAN! Roger Ramjet was mt favorite when I was 3 to 5!
Poppin' that Mighty Proton Power Pill! LOL!

[VE7DCW]

The take Canada back campaign is proceeding as planned. Buy Island Bonds.


Take Canada back.....where?? ....I live on an island.....I don't know many Bonds..... :lol:

73

[WØTKX]

Canada?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SIuISIVB8

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ekqsHP9Sck

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM
Been looking for that for years!

[NA4BH]

Been looking for that for years!

Did you guy's eat paste when you were younger? :whistle: :whistle:

[WØTKX]

Ha HA! I'll send ya the bill... ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F80iH4Gjjek

[KG4CGC]

Did you guy's eat paste when you were younger? :whistle: :whistle:
Just the mighty proton power pills.

[NA4BH]

Just the mighty proton power pills.

I hear ya. Carry on.

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=706a94_r6Z4

[NA4BH]

I knew it..................

[NA4BH]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80721388/

[NA4BH]

If this isn't breaking news, nothing is.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/pug-says-batman-when-it-barks-20966846;_ylt=AvMys7EjYgsiRHgfWE.JB3mz174F;_ylu=X3 oDMTE3aWJsOGc0BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNtb3N0LXBvcHVsYXIEc2xr A3B1Z3NheXNiYXRtYQ--

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnwyg_AbRxg&feature=related

[kc7jty]

If this isn't breaking news, nothing is.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/pug-says-batman-when-it-barks-20966846;_ylt=AvMys7EjYgsiRHgfWE.JB3mz174F;_ylu=X3 oDMTE3aWJsOGc0BHBvcwMzBHNlYwNtb3N0LXBvcHVsYXIEc2xr A3B1Z3NheXNiYXRtYQ--

it's a sin against nature, the contrivances of man.

[N2NH]

A middle-aged woman wearing what appeared to be underwear over her face is wanted in connection to an overnight drive-through burglary. On Tuesday morning around 3 a.m., an employee of the 24 hour McDonald's, at 7025 S.E. 15th Street, Oklahoma, noticed that money was missing from the cash register in the drive-through.Or maybe it's a case of American Know-How?

http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=12847598

Sue? Izzat you?

http://i30.tinypic.com/kb3t49.jpg

[kf0rt]

Why do they still make "girls" bicycles?

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvKIHw7bCI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvKIHw7bCI

[n6hcm]

Why do they still make "girls" bicycles?

because many boys won't use "hello kitty" bicycles?!?

[KG4CGC]

Why do they still make "girls" bicycles?
For extra undergarment support?

[w2amr]

There will be a test afterwards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXelgA53ZvQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXelgA53ZvQWould it be against to law to shoot her?

[WØTKX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mc3PUExxA

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBG8avlzcg&feature=related

[KG4CGC]

Think before you drink!

http://www.drmomma.org/2008/01/your-body-within-1-hour-of-drinking.html

[NQ6U]

Think before you drink!

Are you kidding? That takes all the fun out of it.

[KG4CGC]

Are you kidding? That takes all the fun out of it.
Dr. Momma frowns on that.

[NQ6U]

Dr. Momma frowns on that.

Dr. Momma can kiss my sweaty white dago ass. Harumph.

[KG4CGC]

Dr. Momma can kiss my sweaty white dago ass. Harumph.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/mom_daughter_hood_rat-1.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/1270844883203-P40.jpg

[KG4CGC]

EPIC!

http://www.estetica-design-forum.com/off-topic/32127-epic-facebook-pun-thread-epic.html