Random Thoughts

[NA4BH]

Don't be a curd.

[K7SGJ]

I just feel so shredded when you talk to me like that, Jack.

[KK4AMI]

Due to a scheduling error, I ended up working in the kitchen today rather than out on the truck. Bet none of you guys ever knew that there's such a thing as a pneumatic cheese slicer. First time I ever got paid for cutting the cheese all day.

Forget all the cheezy puns...you cook?

[NQ6U]

Forget all the cheezy puns...you cook?

No, I was working prep at a central kitchen that supplies food for about twelve restaurants.

[K7SGJ]

Seven have since closed due to several cases of Farphalonas of the Blowhole.

[KG4NEL]

The words "pneumatic" and "cheese" should never go together.

Much like "reconstituted" and anything I might put in my mouth.

[NQ6U]

The words "pneumatic" and "cheese" should never go together.

Much like "reconstituted" and anything I might put in my mouth.

In this case, it doesn't affect the quality of the cheese. It's merely a method of mechanizing a process so it can be done in hours rather than days. Imagine producing six hundred pounds of grated Asiago cheese using nothing but a knife and a hand grater. The pneumatic slicer cuts up twenty pound blocks into roughly one-pound chunks that will go into the industrial-sized cheese grater (which is a lot scarier than the pneumatic slicer, lemme tell ya).

[KG4NEL]

In this case, it doesn't affect the quality of the cheese. It's merely a method of mechanizing a process so it can be done in hours rather than days. Imagine producing six hundred pounds of grated Asiago cheese using nothing but a knife and a hand grater. The pneumatic slicer cuts up twenty pound blocks into roughly one-pound chunks that will go into the industrial-sized cheese grater (which is a lot scarier than the pneumatic slicer, lemme tell ya).

I'll just imagine Giada de Laurentiis grating six hundred pounds of Asiago, wearing nothing but a knife and a hand grater.

[NQ6U]

I'll just imagine Giada de Laurentiis grating six hundred pounds of Asiago, wearing nothing but a knife and a hand grater.

And I'll imagine “helping” her...

[WØTKX]

Don't be a curd.

Or a curd cluster...

[K7SGJ]

I'll just imagine Giada de Laurentiis grating six hundred pounds of Asiago, wearing nothing but a knife and a hand grater.


And I'll imagine “helping” her...

You would be well advised to remember the knife, I imagine.

[NA4BH]

Why won't they leave the dreamy one alone?

He's innocent (https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/argentine-judge-orders-arrest-warrant-justin-bieber-190345629.html)

[KG4NEL]

Him and the entire former Top Gear crew.

[NQ6U]

Anyone here ever have a job so bad that the only way to keep from going crazy at work is to stop caring?

[K7SGJ]

Anyone here ever have a job so bad that the only way to keep from going crazy at work is to stop caring?

Pretty much all of them. The last one in particular.

[VE7DCW]

Anyone here ever have a job so bad that the only way to keep from going crazy at work is to stop caring?

Hopefully "going crazy" you don't mean showing up at work dressed in Camo with a hunting rifle and a million rounds of ammo to show how things are done at post office's "crazy" ........... but,anything less than that,my answer is just plain yes :yes:

[KG4NEL]

Anyone here ever have a job so bad that the only way to keep from going crazy at work is to stop caring?

I took door #2 and quit, but to be fair, I hated the area I was living in more than the job.

Oddly enough I'm the happiest I've ever been at my current one (minus the lack of raises), but I know I'll have to quit this one too.

[KG4CGC]

Someone say, "Crazy?"
Radome Thoughts
http://www.marketanewyork.com/blog/?tag=radome+thoughts

[WØTKX]

Anyone here ever have a job so bad that the only way to keep from going crazy at work is to stop caring?

Your HR Counselor calls that "compartmentalization". :irked:

[NA4BH]

In the academic world they call it tenure.

[K7SGJ]

In the academic world they call it tenure.

On the ranch, we call it manure.

[KG4CGC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ElGt6iAYw

[suddenseer]

Help me!!! I cannot get rid of the Salt N PePa song, Push it out of my head....ohhh baby baby .....baby baby.

[NA4BH]

Here you go. Glad I could help !!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhujEQhg764

[NQ6U]

Here you go. Glad I could help !!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhujEQhg764

Death is too good for him...

[NA4BH]

Thank God I didn't post this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

[NA4BH]

WTF just happened?

All I was trying to do is post some bedtime music for Tim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4

[VE7DCW]

Thank God I didn't post this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

God damn!........took me a year to stop this song playing in my head.....every local business in town was using the music in their radio commercials! but........

EVERYONE LOVES THE MACARENA!!!!! :dance::spin:

[NA4BH]

I guess I should have added the disclaimer: "For Americans only". Didn't mean to make this an international issue. Sorry Gerry, how long did it take you to get the moves down? They can be a bitch for older people. Hey Macarena...................

[NQ6U]

God damn!........took me a year to stop this song playing in my head.....every local business in town was using the music in their radio commercials! but........

EVERYONE LOVES THE MACARENA!!!!! :dance::spin:

They had the Macarena in Canada? Huh, and here I thought it was an insidious plot by Mexico to recapture the southwestern US while all the pinché gabachos were dancing...

[KG4CGC]

They had the Macarena in Canada? <snip>...

Yeah. Last year.

[NQ6U]

Yeah. Last year.

That sounds about right, eh?

[W3WN]

Don't be a curd.Do I really have to whey in on that one?

[suddenseer]

I will not allow that thought to coagulate.

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEEy615Jzg4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEEy615Jzg4

[NA4BH]

Song lyrics

Of course you have the classics: There's a Bathroom on the Right

Is what you hear what they really say?

Steve Miller Band:
Big 'Ol Jet Airliner, this translates into: Bingo Jed Had a Light on

The Band (The Night They Drove 'Ol Dixie Down":
Til Stoneman's Calvary Came and Tore Up the Tracks Again: Til So Much Cavalry Came..............

Til Tuesday
Hush Hush Keep It Down Now, Voices Carry: Hush Hush Keep It Down Now You're So Scary


There are so many more

[suddenseer]

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.

OOmpa oompa stick in in your joompa, or smoke pot smoke pot, everybody smoke pot?

[NQ6U]

“There's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.”

“What's that, Edgar?”

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LDQc2SQGA-8/ThRwXZDWyDI/AAAAAAAAFCY/pW1oplhA5O0/s1600/title-edgar.gif

[kb2vxa]

Pigs, three different ones.

[NQ6U]

Pigs, three different ones.

Animal.

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnYqmica_Ns



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnYqmica_Ns

[kb2vxa]

Interesting tongue action, but for her little yum yum he'll have to stick it out. SSSLLLUUURRRPPP! Yum yum.

[suddenseer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnYqmica_Ns



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnYqmica_NsHe was in an X-rated flick that played at a few midnight showings at the cinema I worked at. It was really bad, it took at least 2 bowels to sit through to the end.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg2OTkzNjQzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzMyMTYyMQ@@._ V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

[NQ6U]

I did something unheard of today. I used duct tape to tape a duct.

http://i.imgur.com/51gom7w.jpg

[K7SGJ]

Huh. What a novel idea. Who Gnu?

[suddenseer]

I did not know one could use duct tape for that. I used it to hold a radiator together for over 9 months.

[NA4BH]

Does that contraption make you your new best friend?

[suddenseer]

Does that contraption make you your new best friend?Is there a fitting for the vacuum cleaner?

[NA4BH]

I'm thinking the white plastic piece is what you're looking for.

[VE7DCW]

I did something unheard of today. I used duct tape to tape a duct.

http://i.imgur.com/51gom7w.jpg

It isn't called the "handyman's helper" for nothing! :yes:

[NQ6U]

I used to get e-mail spam for them.

[NQ6U]

Gwon home, your mother's calling
Your father just fell in the garbage can.
Gwon home, your mother's calling
They've come to collect your old man.

[NA4BH]

OMG, OMG, there's a NKOTB concert on and nobody's watching?

https://screen.yahoo.com/live/event/nkotb

[NQ6U]

OMG, OMG, there's a NKOTB concert on and nobody's watching?

They're dreamy, right?

[NA4BH]

Not as dreamy, as the dreamy one. But OMG, OMG...................

[NA4BH]

Reminds me of the Jersey Boys in Las Vegas. Adam?

[K7SGJ]

Reminds me of the Jersey Boys in Las Vegas. Adam?

Or the Lennon sisters in Minneapolis, eh?

[NA4BH]

That was the frozen lake tour. One helluva good time was had by all.

[K7SGJ]

That was the frozen lake tour. One helluva good time was had by all.

Was that the one where they cut a big huge circle in the ice and..........

[NA4BH]

Was that the one where they cut a big huge circle in the ice and..........

Yeah, but they had a pivot man.

[K7SGJ]

What an icehole.

[NQ6U]

The XYL's car is in the shop for a few days so she got herself a rental. The problem is that it has Arizona plates so as soon as you move to the left lane on the freeway, it refuses to go over 45 MPH. Weird.

[K7SGJ]

The XYL's car is in the shop for a few days so she got herself a rental. The problem is that it has Arizona plates so as soon as you move to the left lane on the freeway, it refuses to go over 45 MPH. Weird.

Usually, they straddle the line fucking up two lanes, too.

[NA4BH]

http://www.steadyeddiedriving.co.uk/cs/Satellite?blobcol=urlimagefile&blobheader=image%2Fpng&blobheadername1=Content-Disposition&blobheadervalue1=inline%3B+filename%3Dsteady-eddies-school-of-motoring03052013head.png&blobkey=id&blobtable=UXImage&blobwhere=1354154353998&ssbinary=true&moddate=2013-05-03%2001:54:08

[KG4CGC]

Chicken of the woods. See how fresh and tender that is?

[kb2vxa]

Randumb thoughts:
Chicken of the sea, tuna of the land, surf 'n turf, hoo gnu? My momma done told me, when I was in pigtails, that she was a brood sow... I'm on a roll, HOT DOG!

[KG4CGC]

Randumb thoughts:
Chicken of the sea, tuna of the land, surf 'n turf, hoo gnu? My momma done told me, when I was in pigtails, that she was a brood sow... I'm on a roll, HOT DOG!

See that? Not fresh and tender.

[NA4BH]

Since the "Day to remember" thread got torpedoed, you'd think there was a herpes epidemic or something around here. In the words of the immortal John Lenon, ALL YOU NEED IS LUBE, LUBE IS ALL YOU NEED.

[K7SGJ]

Since the "Day to remember" thread got torpedoed, you'd think there was a herpes epidemic or something around here. In the words of the immortal John Lenon, ALL YOU NEED IS LUBE, LUBE IS ALL YOU NEED.

Or perhaps a little DRNK of HJOE?

[NA4BH]

DRNK and HJOE are my two best friends. ONTY ain't bad, but it's too late to grab her gusto.

[NA4BH]

SMME has courted me with twice the invested time I have given her. She's still a looker.

[NA4BH]

DRNK and HJOE bitch slapped me back to oblivion today. JEEBUS TWICE............... Bread sandwiches without the bread.

[NQ6U]

i'm thinkin' that someone should start up a company selling LED bulbs and call it “The Illuminati.” It would simultaneously make a lot of people laugh while scaring the shit out a lot of others.

[K7SGJ]

i'm thinkin' that someone should start up a company selling LED bulbs and call it “The Illuminati.” It would simultaneously make a lot of people laugh while scaring the shit out a lot of others.


Say watt?

[NQ6U]

Say watt?

I'm currently resisting becoming amped up with electrical puns.

[K7SGJ]

I'm currently resisting becoming amped up with electrical puns.

That's revolting.

[NQ6U]

That's revolting.

That's why I showed some reluctance.

[K7SGJ]

It's crystal clear to me, that you talk like this with some frequency any more. Maybe it's time to have a QSO with the XYL, and inductor into ham radio. You've tried to insulator from the hobby long enough. Her admittance would probably take her mind off the surgery, and how much she hertz.

[WØTKX]

Go out in H field and use coercivity to achieve retentivity.

[NA4BH]

Simple question, When does digestion begin?

[KG4CGC]

Simple question, When does digestion begin?

At a mere thought but conception begins 2 weeks before insertion.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/Farnsworth_zpsfbfrbtyr.png

[kb2vxa]

Hey, that's ME looking at myself in the mirror!

[NQ6U]

Hey, that's ME looking at myself in the mirror!

I thought you were holding up a ham.

[VE7DCW]

I thought you were holding up a ham.


A holdup,like in trying to rob him of his radio equipment? :mrgreen:

[KG4CGC]

A holdup,like in trying to rob him of his radio equipment? :mrgreen:

I thought he was trying to rob you of your round bacon. :wtf:

[KG4NEL]

People who continually have to add "Well, I say that..." every other sentence. :chin:

I know you said it, I certainly didn't. Are you checking to see if your mouth is still working?

Because it is. :-|

[kb2vxa]

I know someone who always says "They say..." and when I ask "Who are THEY?" I get this Radio Shack blank stare. Mindless is priceless, sort of like a CBer only without a radiddeieio. (Hams with 11M rigs excepted.)

[KG4CGC]

Fancy a sachet of crisps?

[NA4BH]

Was in Hobby Lobby today, happened upon the ESTES rocket section. Two (2) of the big engines cost right at $30.00, I said what the..................

[KG4NEL]

Paid the cost of entry into the high-end headphone game. Since moving to an open office, I'm realizing that walls around some people might not be a bad idea, sonically.

Since I can't do that, a good set of closed 'phones with a headphone amp to drive them may be the best alternative. As a plus, I get to dig out the 1TB+ of lossless music files that I haven't listened to regularly in years.

[NA4BH]

Jelly beans and yet they have no jelly or beans. Interesting................

[VE7DCW]

Is there actually someone on face of the planet named Bartholomew Egg? :chin:

[WØTKX]

Just got 'em, have not listened yet...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eofv0PgCL._SY679_.jpg

[NQ6U]

Ear woody.

[NA4BH]

I am so full of cerumen right now, I could bust.

[WØTKX]

http://www.andrewfyfe.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ear-wax-spread.jpg

[KG4NEL]

Just got 'em, have not listened yet...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eofv0PgCL._SY679_.jpg

Nice. Other than a pair of Bluetooth JBLs I run with, I haven't done much with IEMs. They feel weird in my ears.

[K0RGR]

Paid the cost of entry into the high-end headphone game. Since moving to an open office, I'm realizing that walls around some people might not be a bad idea, sonically.

Since I can't do that, a good set of closed 'phones with a headphone amp to drive them may be the best alternative. As a plus, I get to dig out the 1TB+ of lossless music files that I haven't listened to regularly in years.

Be thankful you can wear headphones. We moved from a private, quiet corner office to a 'bullpen' environment, because somebody at corporate decided it was a good thing to do.

When people hit 50, our powers of concentration start to wane, and mine was already headed that way. So suddenly, I found myself surrounded by a huge room full of loud Generation X'ers, constantly shouting to eat other across the office. I started wearing headphones so I could hear myself think, and I was ordered not to, because they wanted me to 'interact' with my colleagues. Prior to this move, if someone had a question, they would come to my office. Now, they just stood up and shouted.

That was also the same time that they removed 'older workers' from their list of historically discriminated against, protected classes.

[KG4NEL]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH SOMETHING? HUH? :mrgreen:

If someone wants to interact with me, I'm only an email or Gchat away.

There's also the noise of people eating at their desks, which is an idea that repulses me on many levels, anyway.

[WØTKX]

That was also the same time that they removed 'older workers' from their list of historically discriminated against, protected classes.

That's MY red stapler....

Umm, yea, I like headphones too.

And the new ones are pretty good.

Working out the earplug sizes.

[AK4OT]

Be thankful you can wear headphones. We moved from a private, quiet corner office to a 'bullpen' environment, because somebody at corporate decided it was a good thing to do.


When we moved to the new "open space"

This: http://www.bizjournals.com/tampabay/blog/2015/01/valpaks-new-hq-space-is-modern-convenient-and.html

in December, we all started wearing headsets/ear buds too. Now we actually communicate less than we did before. If they tried to ban it, they's be looking for new developers pretty quick.

[NQ6U]

Woo-hoo! It's my Friday-equivalent, I have beer (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/88/) and a radio construction project (http://www.northcountryradio.com/Kitpages/lfconv.htm) to work on! Life is good.

[XE1/N5AL]

When you have beer and radios, who needs work?

[KG4CGC]

Woo-hoo! It's my Friday-equivalent, I have beer (http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/88/) and a radio construction project (http://www.northcountryradio.com/Kitpages/lfconv.htm) to work on! Life is good.

http://www.northcountryradio.com/Kitpages/lfconv.htm

Want.

[NA4BH]

Do male crows have CROW-NADS?

[WØTKX]

It's cloaca'd in mystery.

[XE1/N5AL]

Why do they still call it a "set-top box", when decades have passed since televisions were manufactured in a form factor allowing something to be set on top of them?

[XE1/N5AL]

Do male crows have CROW-NADS?

Looks that way, 'cuz the FCC has CROW-NALs.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/Ramen%20Noods_zpsrysu89c9.jpg

[KG4NEL]

That's a week's supply for Pat.

[WØTKX]

In other news, the new headphones kick ass, and I like them a little better than my Sony XB Monitor Earbuds.

Mids thru bass notes are noticeably clearer.

[KG4CGC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx31ouvVfsc

[NA4BH]

I LOLed.

[WØTKX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=313&amp;v=d1J3NLNWAPU

[kb2vxa]

Ever since I first saw that video I've been thinking along the lines of a yo momma joke. When she wraps herself around you she wraps herself ARRROOOUUUND you!

[KG4CGC]

How to math.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&amp;v=e-P5RGdjICo

[KG4NEL]

Searching for a new truck.

Used car shopping is teh sucks.

[NQ6U]

My definition of "Not Fun": disassembling 60-year-old lead and oakum cast iron drain pipe joints in a a 24" (61cm) high crawl space.

[K7SGJ]

My definition of "Not Fun": disassembling 60-year-old lead and oakum cast iron drain pipe joints in a a 24" (61cm) high crawl space.

Why would you do that? It's a lot easier to just move. Look at Adam, he had a clogged toilet and moved all the way to Maine.

With the problem you're having, a move to the Middle East would be about right, or maybe Canada, but then..........it's about the same thing, eh?

[NQ6U]

Why would you do that? It's a lot easier to just move. Look at Adam, he had a clogged toilet and moved all the way to Maine.

With the problem you're having, a move to the Middle East would be about right, or maybe Canada, but then..........it's about the same thing, eh?

You may be on to something. I hear that they don't have toilets in Canada and what they do have isn't even in the house.

[K7SGJ]

You may be on to something. I hear that they don't have toilets in Canada and what they do have isn't even in the house.

They have houses now? Who Gnu?

[kb2vxa]

It took a while but they found houses better than sleeping in trees. When they discover fire they'll discover sticks and straw aren't preferred building materials.

[NQ6U]

Like, shred the gnarl, man, shred the gnarl.

[NQ6U]

I was just watching a hummingbird at the feeder outside the kitchen window and had a thought: what would happen if I filled it with Red Bull next time?

[XE1/N5AL]

I was just watching a hummingbird at the feeder outside the kitchen window and had a thought: what would happen if I filled it with Red Bull next time?

It's got electrolytes!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Swe3IOoPwM

[NQ6U]

Did you notice that little “pop” shortly after the hummingbird flew away? That was shockwave caused when it hit Mach 1.

[K7SGJ]

Did you notice that little “pop” shortly after the hummingbird flew away? That was shockwave caused when it hit Mach 1.

And Mach is still pissed off about it,

[KK4AMI]

Listen to the "Maching" bird.

[K7SGJ]

Bushtit.

[NQ6U]

Listen to the "Maching" bird.

Goddamn it, I shoulda thought of that one. Excellent.

[KK4AMI]

Goddamn it, I shoulda thought of that one. Excellent.

Feel good about yourself. You have to be pretty damn old for that song to pop up in your head.

[KG4NEL]

The bird is the word?

[kb2vxa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/1480821114648669102_zpsgphv3wfl.gif

[NA4BH]

FAJITA?

[KG4CGC]

FAJITA?

PBR

[W3WN]

FAJITA?
I have a sudden craving for a taco. Hello?

[kb2vxa]

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead bird's mouth
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your head go rot
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
Squeeze your head then, out come goo goo g' joob

[NQ6U]

“Aye, capt'n, we've got the alpha subspace polarity oscillators runnin' at maximum gain, but the warp antimatter quantum fields are creatin' pulses of verdion rays, which is gonna make the Fleegman junctions blow out before the next commercial break if we don't do somethin'...”

[KG4CGC]

“Aye, capt'n, we've got the alpha subspace polarity oscillators runnin' at maximum gain, but the warp antimatter quantum fields are creatin' pulses of verdion rays, which is gonna make the Fleegman junctions blow out before the next commercial break if we don't do somethin'...”

http://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/98787/determine-polarity-of-crystal-oscillator

[WØTKX]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-its-bigger-on-the-inside-1.png

[KG4CGC]

http://www.lifewithcats.tv/2015/10/24/2-%D1%81ute-%D1%81at-soothing-crying-baby/

A loving cat jumps in to soothe a crying baby.

[kb2vxa]

Wrong title, should be "cat training pet".

[KG4CGC]

The Nurse Cat.

http://imgur.com/gallery/P3K8Z#0LINzxs

Scroll. Don't click next.

[KG4NEL]

Thinking about putting together a little portable setup. I've been doing a shitload of hiking lately and miss HF. LiFePO4 powered, LDG Z11 tuna, thrown random wire antenna. I have a 706MKIIG that just sits neglected under my front seat these days.

WTF is wrong with me...

[WØTKX]

Gotta love the funky mic. :dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMzV2VNN2sg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMzV2VNN2sg

[KG4CGC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajyNRnyPMs

[KG4CGC]

Uber, the world’s largest taxi company, owns no vehicles. Facebook, the world’s most popular media owner, creates no content. Alibaba, the most valuable retailer, has no inventory. And Airbnb, the world’s largest accommodation provider, owns no real estate. WorldVentures has DreamTrips the worlds largest travel club and owns no planes nor hotels.

[NQ6U]

I've always suspected that every one of those “Asian character” tattoos you see on a white person, regardless of what the tattooed one might tell you, actually says “fuck you round-eye ”

[NQ6U]

If money is the root of all evil, what is the square root of all evil?

[W3WN]

If money is the root of all evil, what is the square root of all evil?
Donald Trump?

[WØTKX]

14430

[KG4CGC]

Nice shirt.

[NQ6U]

From the local Craig's List:


To the people reading this, please note, this is a genuine post. Only reply if you happen to have any information regarding this incident.

I am writing to see if anyone on this website can help point the finger at the individual who let go 11 giant alligator snapping turtles into our community pool here at the Broadway Athletic and Swim Club.

I have no idea if this is for real or not, but I nominated it for a "Best of" anyhow.

Read the full story (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mis/5379231986.html) here. It's pretty funny.

[KG4CGC]

Nice shirt.

[kb2vxa]

Our security team were not able to catch him as another individual on a black Vespa pulled up and commanded him to get on so that they could escape.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/fj_zpsn7fb6sha.jpg

[KG4NEL]

As an enthusiast of both running and alcohol, I agree entirely.

[W3WN]

Hmmm. The guy in that picture sure does remind me of the avatar of one of our Island denziens, someone currently not very active.

[XE1/N5AL]

Hmmm. The guy in that picture sure does remind me of the avatar of one of our Island denziens, someone currently not very active.
Ha! I noticed that also.

[W5BRM]

Gobshite! Lol i remember that too!

[kb2vxa]

I used to see gobshite on Hamsexy too if that means anything besides being a variant of gob smacked.

[WØTKX]

IIRC, Tom did say hey when we mentioned his birthday.

The Tarbender may know more.

[KG4CGC]

Nothing to know. He just does his thing.

[XE1/N5AL]

A flashback to simpler times?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEF_hdK-Ufo

[W9WLS]

"I" could resemble that remark !

[kb2vxa]

Looking at those cheap prices I DO resemble that remark.

[NA4BH]

The Bushtit of the Water (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2075275-conserving-the-worlds-rarest-fish-may-mean-letting-it-die-out/)

[NQ6U]

The Bushtit of the Water (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2075275-conserving-the-worlds-rarest-fish-may-mean-letting-it-die-out/)

Interesting article, Bob. Thanks for linking to it.

[KG4CGC]

Yeah.

[WØTKX]

Meanwhile, the Black Crested Titmouse...

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/Black-crestedTitmouse-Vyn_060320_0022.jpg

[NQ6U]

Meanwhile, the Black Crested Titmouse...

And a pair of great tits:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

[KG4CGC]

10. Tried to explain to a graduate student, who was a few days from graduating, that she didn't have to take her BMW to the dealer because the water stopped coming out of the windshield wipers. She could buy a bottle of fluid for like $1-$2 and just refill it. She bought the bottle of fluid at an auto parts store and poured it into the gas tank.http://www.knowable.com/a/22-people-were-asked-whats-the-dumbest-thing-youve-ever-corrected-someone-on?utm_content=inf_10_3136_2&tse_id=INF_74c91094d48646d0b24d4d816cd094e1

[kb2vxa]

...and she takes the beemer to the dealer regularly to get the headlight fluid checked. She needs a Cadillac, it has Blondestar.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpeyc

[NQ6U]

The phrase “a won ton for Mohammed” is stuck in my head.

[KG4CGC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmZxuewSPzk

[KG4NEL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmZxuewSPzk

Pfft, that's cute.

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/272090_10100377111592203_2163443_o.jpg

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/265226_10100377109621153_4268753_o.jpg

May have seen a little power...

[KG4NEL]

Like so...

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/257242_10100377112879623_1318394_o.jpg

[W5BRM]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmZxuewSPzk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SUfT-1YnRw&list=FL2r3fCG1JSyzkRZEWn-iZlw&index=79

[kb2vxa]

Ah, so NOW we know where Ren got off to, making furry TV commercials!

[NQ6U]

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his big belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.

"I've become a ham radio operator, OK8AAM" he thought. It wasn't a dream.

[W3WN]

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his big belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.

"I've become a ham radio operator, OK8AAM" he thought. It wasn't a dream.Why are you suddenly channeling a gym teacher?

[NQ6U]

Franz Kafka was a gym teacher? Who knew…

[VE7DCW]

Franz Kafka was a gym teacher? Who knew…a

Who is Franz Kafka? ........is he like another Burt?..........and should I even care? :mrgreen:

[KD8TUT]

Random thought:

I'm going to be visiting two field day operations done by clubs I have little experience with.

Makes me nervous to meet so many new people in a day.

[NA4BH]

Random thought:

I'm going to be visiting two field day operations done by clubs I have little experience with.

Makes me nervous to meet so many new people in a day.

They're all naked. Just remember that.

[NQ6U]

They're all naked. Just remember that.

Naked hams? So, what you're saying then is that he should substitute disgust for nervousness?

[KD8TUT]

Naked hams? So, what you're saying then is that he should substitute disgust for nervousness?

Ham radio: Removing the Joy from everything since 1908 :P

[KG4CGC]

shitgibbon

[kb2vxa]

Another Scottish slang word for that woefully ignorant loud mouth American who owns a golf course in Scotland?

[KD8TUT]

I just ate some chicken fingers with peanut sauce... man it's good.

Back to cutting trees down.

[kb2vxa]

Chickens have fingers?

[KD8TUT]

Chickens have fingers?

That means that Bethany is black?

[NQ6U]

Chickens have fingers?

https://tbnranch.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/skelital-of-a-chicken.gif

Those things in the diagram labeled "phalanges?" That's another word for "finger."

[NA4BH]

With HIPPA and all that stuff, how did you get Eddie's xray?

[WZ7U]

Page 420? Wow man

[NA4BH]

Almost as many posts as Adam.

[WZ7U]

Still 420? Far out man! Pffffftt

[NA4BH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs5DFrUhOl8


All the cool kids are saying it

[NQ6U]

With HIPPA and all that stuff, how did you get Eddie's xray?

That's not Eddie. This is Eddie:

http://bclee.net/skeleton.gif

[W3WN]

That means that Bethany is black?
Who's Bethany?

[KD8TUT]

Who's Bethany?

This might explain a bit: https://youtu.be/taqUFKBCn8Q?t=4669

[NQ6U]

From a review of Pokemon Go in the Washington Post:


On the bright side, this does continue 2016's theme of Being Exactly the Year That a Time Traveler From the Past Would Come To and Think "Yeah, Seems About Right"

[kb2vxa]

"Those things in the diagram labeled "phalanges?" That's another word for "finger."
Oh, I thought phalanges were these things.

"Who's Bethany?"
You don't know VOA Bethany?

[KG4CGC]

Yesterday there was this terrible smell in the air. Dog shit, dog food, people shit, hot garbage. I figured it was the schools opening for first day. The buildings are usually sealed up all Summer and the old smells ferment and fester.

Well I was wrong. The Whopperritto also debuted here yestetday. What has America come to?

[WZ7U]

Aw now you don't really want to know that, do you??

[kb2vxa]

Everything you know... is wrong.

[W3WN]

< snip >
"Who's Bethany?"
You don't know VOA Bethany?Oh. THAT Bethany. I thought you were talking about a person! My bad!

[W3WN]

< snip >
Well I was wrong. The Whopperritto also debuted here yestetday. What has America come to?
There was a time, for decades even, when BK refused to even consider the possibility of serving hot dogs.

And then they did.

So is an abomination like the "Whopper itto" any surprise, after that?

[KG4CGC]

There was a time, for decades even, when BK refused to even consider the possibility of serving hot dogs.

And then they did.

So is an abomination like the "Whopper itto" any surprise, after that?

Well it stunk up 3 counties here. Now I've gone nose blind to foul, death-like stench.

[kb2vxa]

It used to be only Toxic Hell was "make a run for the toilet", now Booger Fling has joined it. BLEAH!!! Well, when there is constipation there has always been the cure...... BELLY BOMBS!

[WZ7U]

The island looks much larger on a 32" screen


vs a 19" previously


(random enough thought for ya?)

[KG4CGC]

The island looks much larger on a 32" screen


vs a 19" previously


(random enough thought for ya?)
My nutz itch.

[VE7DCW]

My nutz itch.

Charles ......you have my permission to scratch :mrgreen:

[N8YX]

Size does matter, after all.

(70" span total between 4 of 'em)

[KD8TUT]

I really need some decent pizza.

[WZ7U]

I'm supposed to be doing school, not farting off here.


neener neener

[WØTKX]

http://factoflife.net/upload/images/20160511/pizza-facts-funny-memes-pictures.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Pizza_DEC_22_01_zpsb56b791f.png

[KD8TUT]

Bastards!!

[WZ7U]

Aaarrrgh Charlie Brown! Gotta be productive again!

[KD8TUT]

Must. Cut. Lawn.

[KG4CGC]

Must. Cut. Lawn.

Same here. Must. Procrastinate.

[WZ7U]

Must. Keep. Posting. On. Forum. Instead. Of. Processing. Firewood. And. Schoolwork.

Uunnngghhhh!!

[KD8TUT]

Must. Stop. Sweating.

[kb2vxa]

Must. Stop. Stopping.................

[KG4CGC]

So I cut the freakin grass.

[WØTKX]

Anchovy Pizza Food Porn!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0onl8jWYBJ4/T3haqwyx8JI/AAAAAAAAAag/X5ZcdLjcnbA/s1600/DSC07212.JPG

[KD8TUT]

So I cut the freakin grass.

Me freaking too.

[KD8TUT]

A new random thought- my back hurts so much I can't sleep.

Screw it- Time to party with coffee and Advil! Gonna get totally anti-inflamed and dehydrated.

[KD8TUT]

Anchovy Pizza Food Porn!



Blech.

Sausage, pepperoni, and non-skim-mozzarella pub cut with a sweet plum tomato sauce.

The grease helps it travel through your digestive system.

[NQ6U]

I don't have a “bucket list” but my “fuckit list” is a mile long.

[KG4NEL]

A new random thought- my back hurts so much I can't sleep.

Screw it- Time to party with coffee and Advil! Gonna get totally anti-inflamed and dehydrated.

I almost never, ever, take any meds - par for the course for a future nursing student, right - but a few days ago I was in such bad shape waking up I needed to pop a few Aleve.

Turning 30 blows.

[KG4NEL]

This marathon in about two months is going to crush me.

[NQ6U]

Turning 30 blows.

I did that almost 33 years ago. Just wait, it gets worse…

[KG4CGC]

I did that almost 33 years ago. Just wait, it gets worse…

Fruits, vegetables, nuts, berries. I mean, you want to make a poo, don't ya?

[NQ6U]

Fruits, vegetables, nuts, berries. I mean, you want to make a poo, don't ya?

Fruits, nuts, berries, roots, grubs—bear food. That would make the Pope shit in the woods for sure.

[VE7DCW]

Fruits, nuts, berries, roots, grubs—bear food. That would make the Pope shit in the woods for sure.

Does a bear shit in the woods? ....... the world may never know..... :rofl:

[NQ6U]

Does a bear shit in the woods? ....... the world may never know..... :rofl:

Of course it does. The real question is: Is a bear Catholic?

[KG4NEL]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14188232_10104664694676333_7867651094616413789_o.j pg

Am I a real ham now?

Which way to the hamfest/Hoverround dealer?

[WZ7U]

Your car is wet

[WØTKX]

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/58403742.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Alien Astroglide. Talk to Bob.

[VE7DCW]

Bob knows everything! :yes:

[KG4NEL]

Your car is wet

Rain.

Or aliens.

[WZ7U]

Alien pee perhaps?


Ask Bob

[KD8TUT]

14891

[NA4BH]

Alien Astroglide. Talk to Bob.

Pink fuzzy handcuffs, nuff said.

[NQ6U]

Okay, self-esteem has never been my strong suit but even I have limits as to what I'll take.