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K7SGJ
10-23-2014, 10:46 PM
Vegetables are also good tuber players, they band together.

Yes, but they like to stalk.

NA4BH
10-23-2014, 10:50 PM
Yes, but they like to stalk.

That's just certain branches.

K7SGJ
10-23-2014, 11:01 PM
That's just certain branches.


They won't leaf me alone. I may have to move to Arkanslaw.

NQ6U
10-23-2014, 11:05 PM
A vegetarian worked on my collie, Flower. She was depressed, a little melon collie.

K7SGJ
10-23-2014, 11:18 PM
A vegetarian worked on my collie, Flower. She was depressed, a little melon collie.

I was under the impession she was going to run off and marry that black lab intern, but with all those mental hangups, I guess she just cantelope right now.

NA4BH
10-24-2014, 05:45 PM
The iPhone 6+ is like going from a Sony Walkman to a boombox on your shoulder.

NQ6U
10-24-2014, 07:24 PM
The iPhone 6+ is like going from a Sony Walkman to a boombox on your shoulder.

But, can you you play an iPhone 6+ loud enough to bother all other passengers on the bus?

K7SGJ
10-24-2014, 07:39 PM
But, can you you play an iPhone 6+ loud enough to bother all other passengers on the bus?

It doesn't bother anything in the wildwoods of 9999 lakes.

NQ6U
10-24-2014, 07:42 PM
It doesn't bother anything in the wildwoods of 9999 lakes.

You'd think that the Minnesota Chamber of Commerce would rent a backhoe and just fucking dig that one last lake, wouldn't you?

K7SGJ
10-24-2014, 09:04 PM
You'd think so. But I suppose if they went to the trouble to dig a hole, they'd just throw Bob in it.

K7SGJ
10-26-2014, 09:33 AM
Damn, I sure am tired of all the political BS ads on TV and radio, and will be glad when it's over. I can't remember the last time I heard a candidate actually state what they stood for and what they would do in office. All they do is viciously attack the opposition.

No wonder society has become so angry and violent.

NQ6U
10-26-2014, 10:54 AM
No wonder society has become so angry and violent.

Fuck you!!! I'll kick your ass for saying I'm angry and violent!!!

WØTKX
10-26-2014, 11:32 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3588/2215/1600/commie%20rat.jpg

WØTKX
10-26-2014, 11:37 AM
THE HAM OF TRUTH!

http://youtu.be/D2Ka2nkIi2I (http://youtu.be/D2Ka2nkIi2I)



http://youtu.be/D2Ka2nkIi2I

KG4NEL
10-27-2014, 02:12 PM
May have found a ham-friendly place to rent. Owners are looking to move out and become hippies somewhere in western Mass/southern VT, and their current place is out in the backwoods but pretty close to where I am now. 2-story, 2 car workshop, fireplace, little bigger than I want @ 2200 sqft but maybe they'll come down on the rent...

KG4NEL
10-27-2014, 02:14 PM
You'd think that the Minnesota Chamber of Commerce would rent a backhoe and just fucking dig that one last lake, wouldn't you?

They're all too nice to ask Uncle Lutefisk permission to dig.

NA4BH
11-05-2014, 10:59 PM
For Eddie




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfr9oRPIop8

VE7DCW
11-05-2014, 11:26 PM
That Maxwell..... isn't he just the little rascal? :yes:

KG4NEL
11-06-2014, 12:04 AM
Well, W2DU was a ham.

K7SGJ
11-06-2014, 09:27 AM
That Maxwell..... isn't he just the little rascal? :yes:


I want to be just like him when I grow up.

kb2vxa
11-06-2014, 01:54 PM
Considering his orgasm lasts 30 minutes I don't blame you. Just one problem, his corkscrew penis scares the ladies.

KG4NEL
11-06-2014, 04:51 PM
Just looking at how my student loans are doing. I've got a very good chance at being able to mostly pay them off next year.

After that, I'll struggle with not going back to school and totally getting into some major debt...this whole career-change thing is going to grate on me.

NA4BH
11-06-2014, 10:29 PM
Getting over a cold is nothing but snot and tissues.

NQ6U
11-06-2014, 11:35 PM
Getting over a cold is nothing but snot and tissues.

I can totally relate to that at this very moment.

NA4BH
11-06-2014, 11:43 PM
I'm coming out the other side and damn it's nice.

NQ6U
11-06-2014, 11:48 PM
I am too, but this one is not so easy to get through as most. Many unusual symptoms.

K7SGJ
11-07-2014, 09:37 AM
I am too, but this one is not so easy to get through as most. Many unusual symptoms.

Missed your period, again, eh?

KG4NEL
11-10-2014, 11:22 AM
I'm listening to someone who's locked themselves out of their account three times consecutively.

This is why I leave my door open, it's entertainment...

NQ6U
11-11-2014, 06:34 PM
Ja, wir haben keine Bananen. Wir haben keine Bananen heute

VE7DCW
11-11-2014, 07:49 PM
Ja, wir haben keine Bananen. Wir haben keine Bananen heute

No Bananas in Scranton PA........ :mrgreen:

KG4NEL
11-11-2014, 08:18 PM
Ja, wir haben keine Bananen. Wir haben keine Bananen heute

http://www.excelcharts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/639px-K%C3%BChlschifffahrt_Bananen_Exporte_20071.png

W7XF
11-12-2014, 10:49 PM
Did someone go bananas?

K7SGJ
11-12-2014, 11:03 PM
Did someone go bananas?

Yeah. And then they peeled outta here.

kb2vxa
11-13-2014, 12:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQvanCpC3Q

NQ6U
11-14-2014, 12:23 AM
Stamp out redundancy and do away with it.

K7SGJ
11-14-2014, 07:14 AM
Stamp out redundancy and do away with it.

And do it over and over and over.........

N2NH
11-14-2014, 07:34 AM
I'm trying to figure out what kind of game makes you pick up dog poop...

http://www.petmywiener.com/images/thumbs/0000378.png

...or encourages you to play with someone elses snot...

http://i61.tinypic.com/2isd0up.jpg

KK4AMI
11-14-2014, 07:52 AM
I'm trying to figure out what kind of game makes you pick up dog poop...

http://www.petmywiener.com/images/thumbs/0000378.png

...or encourages you to play with someone elses snot...

http://i61.tinypic.com/2isd0up.jpg

An essential training aid for future parents and pet owners :sick:

KG4CGC
11-14-2014, 09:31 AM
Why the hell are we wasting time talking about a photoshopped ass when we just landed on a gd comet?

K7SGJ
11-14-2014, 02:07 PM
One of landers legs stepped in dog poop when it landed. Hence the name rover.

W2NAP
11-15-2014, 04:37 AM
Amazing how in just a bit over a decade how the majority of local owned downtown buildings have ended up in the hands of out of state vultures... er investors..

KG4NEL
11-16-2014, 08:25 PM
Amazing how in just a bit over a decade how the majority of local owned downtown buildings have ended up in the hands of out of state vultures... er investors..

That's what ruined downtown Blacksburg. The last time I went back, I hardly recognized it.

Where my office is in NC, rents have skyrocketed because people can walk around now and not get shot. Appreciated to the point where the locals can no longer afford it.

That's the price you pay to be hip...

W2NAP
11-16-2014, 11:11 PM
That's what ruined downtown Blacksburg. The last time I went back, I hardly recognized it.

Where my office is in NC, rents have skyrocketed because people can walk around now and not get shot. Appreciated to the point where the locals can no longer afford it.

That's the price you pay to be hip...

nothing "hip" about this place. And you stand a chance of getting shot or robbed in our downtown.

Been searching for a damn repeater site sad to say project may just die cause can't get any fucking space anywhere.with everything owned by the fucking vultures they ether won't talk or demand 1k a month (in which I laugh at them and ask them what kind of drugs are they on, This is dirt poor Anderson not LA or NYC, I mean for fuck sakes meth making is the biggest industry here) Oh and pretty much all the towers are owned by vulture companies ATC and Crown Castle as well, so no go there. Honestly if things are like this all over the country, it won't be long till repeaters die out not due to lack of use but lack of anywhere to put the damn things.

VE7DCW
11-16-2014, 11:17 PM
nothing "hip" about this place. And you stand a chance of getting shot or robbed in our downtown.

Been searching for a damn repeater site sad to say project may just die cause can't get any fucking space anywhere.with everything owned by the fucking vultures they ether won't talk or demand 1k a month (in which I laugh at them and ask them what kind of drugs are they on, This is dirt poor Anderson not LA or NYC, I mean for fuck sakes meth making is the biggest industry here) Oh and pretty much all the towers are owned by vulture companies ATC and Crown Castle as well, so no go there. Honestly if things are like this all over the country, it won't be long till repeaters die out not due to lack of use but lack of anywhere to put the damn things.

Tony......I noticed that the W2IBC repeater web page has Ghandi ......I guess that doesn't bode well either .....

W2NAP
11-16-2014, 11:58 PM
Tony......I noticed that the W2IBC repeater web page has Ghandi ......I guess that doesn't bode well either .....

eh? I no see what you are talking about.

KG4NEL
11-17-2014, 10:05 AM
nothing "hip" about this place. And you stand a chance of getting shot or robbed in our downtown.

When I went to HS here, you'd never go downtown. Sometime when I was out of state for undergrad, developers came in and renovated the Lucky Strike tobacco factory, and turned it into this:

http://blog.neilboydphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/NB13361.jpg

I can see three major apartment complexes going up, and they're all priced well out of what most locals can afford ($1200/2br, that sort of thing). Duke students, well, because Duke...


Been searching for a damn repeater site sad to say project may just die cause can't get any fucking space anywhere.with everything owned by the fucking vultures they ether won't talk or demand 1k a month (in which I laugh at them and ask them what kind of drugs are they on, This is dirt poor Anderson not LA or NYC, I mean for fuck sakes meth making is the biggest industry here) Oh and pretty much all the towers are owned by vulture companies ATC and Crown Castle as well, so no go there. Honestly if things are like this all over the country, it won't be long till repeaters die out not due to lack of use but lack of anywhere to put the damn things.

Luckily, the club I'm in has been insanely lucky with siting. We've had an in with WUNC-TV for probably two decades, and have the main UHF machine at the thousand-foot level of their tower for free. The VHF one is on the UNC campus on top of a chemistry department building, which unfortunately tends to attract the biggest rats this side of NYC...but it's also free :mrgreen:

Do you have any nonprofits or schools you could talk to? The bigger club in Raleigh has their 2M machine on a commercial broadcaster's tower, but they're also the primary SKYWARN site for the area.

NA4BH
11-17-2014, 12:10 PM
That area of town has come a long way, it's pretty nice around there.

VE7DCW
11-17-2014, 01:17 PM
eh? I no see what you are talking about.

OK...... let me translate Canajun into 'mericun for you.... The W2IBC web page is MIA..... it appears that your repeater project is in deep trouble..... :shock:

It's blunt,but I hope I didn't lose anything in the translation....... :doh:

K7SGJ
11-17-2014, 03:02 PM
OK...... let me translate Canajun into 'mericun for you.... The W2IBC web page is MIA..... it appears that your repeater project is in deep trouble..... :shock:

It's blunt,but I hope I didn't lose anything in the translation....... :doh:

I guess I'm going to have to send Maxwell up there to help you with the translations. Be patient with him; he can get a little pigheaded at times.

W2NAP
11-17-2014, 04:55 PM
Luckily, the club I'm in has been insanely lucky with siting. We've had an in with WUNC-TV for probably two decades, and have the main UHF machine at the thousand-foot level of their tower for free. The VHF one is on the UNC campus on top of a chemistry department building, which unfortunately tends to attract the biggest rats this side of NYC...but it's also free :mrgreen:

Do you have any nonprofits or schools you could talk to? The bigger club in Raleigh has their 2M machine on a commercial broadcaster's tower, but they're also the primary SKYWARN site for the area.

Here, only got a handful of buildings that are tall enough to be worth while, vulture owned. and commercial broadcasters are on the vulture company owned towers (and I am stuck with building top only ain't got enough hardline to even think about a tower)

W2NAP
11-17-2014, 04:56 PM
OK...... let me translate Canajun into 'mericun for you.... The W2IBC web page is MIA..... it appears that your repeater project is in deep trouble..... :shock:

It's blunt,but I hope I didn't lose anything in the translation....... :doh:

you must be mistypin the url, cause I see it just fine.

NA4BH
11-17-2014, 05:44 PM
ain't got enough hardline to even think about a tower


They have pills for that

W2NAP
11-17-2014, 05:57 PM
They have pills for that

they do? 1,000ft of 1-5/8" heliax would be good

VE7DCW
11-17-2014, 06:59 PM
you must be mistypin the url, cause I see it just fine.

WWW.w2ibc.us ...... used to say "go there" .....it didn't go there...... but I do now see the parking url ....



New Look.

So I am doing stuff. "So I am changing things around. Also still working on the project, Actually everything is done for the most part I just have to build a interface so I can get the GE connected to the PC running SVXLINK repeater controller software. And we are still on a site search, which is taking FAR longer then I had hoped."

........ my apologies ..... :chin:

NA4BH
11-17-2014, 07:05 PM
Google translate can't even help with this.

W2NAP
11-17-2014, 07:23 PM
WWW.w2ibc.us (http://WWW.w2ibc.us) ...... used to say "go there" .....it didn't go there...... but I do now see the parking url ....



New Look.



So I am doing stuff.

"So I am changing things around. Also still working on the project, Actually everything is done for the most part I just have to build a interface so I can get the GE connected to the PC running SVXLINK repeater controller software. And we are still on a site search, which is taking FAR longer then I had hoped."

........ my apologies ..... :chin:


the w2ibc.us domain always went to the correct site, old link was indiana435.someshit.something just had a link to the new domain.

N2NH
11-17-2014, 08:09 PM
I'm seeing it good here too. Maybe they're censoring it at the border?

WØTKX
11-17-2014, 10:58 PM
Doing stuff and stuff.

VE7DCW
11-17-2014, 11:00 PM
I'm seeing it good here too. Maybe they're censoring it at the border?

Nope........ no censorship at the Canajun border..... this isn't China :nono:

NQ6U
11-17-2014, 11:12 PM
Nope........ no censorship at the Canajun border..... this isn't China :nono:

I heard the Canadians were building a 3,987 mile (6,416 km) fence along the border to keep Americans from crossing illegally to get cheap health care.

VE7DCW
11-18-2014, 03:09 AM
I heard the Canadians were building a 3,987 mile (6,416 km) fence along the border to keep Americans from crossing illegally to get cheap health care.

Nope.....not quite.... I read in the newspaper the U.S. border patrol is going to employ UAV drone thingies to run the entire border length to most likely stop those Mexican nationals jumping your southern neighbour's border and who run right across the country north and stop them from getting into Canada! .....well.... I was lying about the Mexican thing, but they are going to fly the damn things the length of our border to stop all those baddies from going south from this country.
I read it's full implementation will be by the end of 2015 ....... :hahano:

kb2vxa
11-18-2014, 11:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CTvjwt1bvY

K7SGJ
11-18-2014, 12:27 PM
I heard the Canadians were building a 3,987 mile (6,416 km) fence along the border to keep Americans from crossing illegally to get cheap health care.


And drugs, don't forget the cheap drugs.

KG4NEL
11-18-2014, 05:19 PM
And Labatt?

K7SGJ
11-18-2014, 05:21 PM
And Labatt?

That's what they use up there for bartender assisted suicide.

NA4BH
11-18-2014, 05:23 PM
That's only in the French speaking sections.

K7SGJ
11-18-2014, 05:25 PM
That's only in the French speaking sections.


oui

W2NAP
11-18-2014, 05:36 PM
That's only in the French speaking sections.

no habla

KG4NEL
11-18-2014, 10:04 PM
oui

merde

NA4BH
12-03-2014, 07:24 PM
It is not a good time to be a head coach in college football.

KG4NEL
12-04-2014, 02:31 PM
I just saw someone get tripped by their own chair.

NQ6U
12-07-2014, 11:40 AM
Infamy, a date which will live in.

N2NH
12-07-2014, 12:17 PM
I just saw someone get tripped by their own chair.

Must've been a friend of Clint Eastwoods.

NQ6U
12-07-2014, 07:07 PM
I went to gas up my pickup truck today. Gave the attendant the usual $50—and had to go back for change. I can't even remember the last time I got change back from a gas station.

KG4NEL
12-08-2014, 09:37 AM
I went to gas up my pickup truck today. Gave the attendant the usual $50—and had to go back for change. I can't even remember the last time I got change back from a gas station.

I couldn't believe I got out of there for under $75 the last time, and I was down to a gallon or two. Anything under $100 with a 31-gallon tank is low :D

K7SGJ
12-08-2014, 10:47 AM
I wonder if Naomi Watts got spoiled by King Kong? She isn't answering my calls. Go figure.

NQ6U
12-08-2014, 10:55 AM
I wonder if Naomi Watts got spoiled by King Kong? She isn't answering my calls. Go figure.

Well, to quote Luke Skywalker: "Look at the size of that thing!"

KG4NEL
12-08-2014, 10:58 AM
Well, to quote Luke Skywalker: "Look at the size of that thing!"

I've got a bad feeling about this...

W5BRM
12-08-2014, 11:01 AM
Well, to quote Luke Skywalker: "Look at the size of that thing!"

To quote Dark Helmet " I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

kb2vxa
12-08-2014, 11:06 AM
Eh, no great loss. Without Dosy Watts you couldn't have an amplifier with 100W DC input and 4,000W RF output. That would be a calamity, Jane!

NA4BH
12-10-2014, 07:48 PM
Those damned police do it again

The madness (https://gma.yahoo.com/watch-alabama-police-officer-buys-alleged-shoplifter-215918932--abc-news-lifestyle.html)

NQ6U
12-10-2014, 07:50 PM
Those damned police do it again

The madness (https://gma.yahoo.com/watch-alabama-police-officer-buys-alleged-shoplifter-215918932--abc-news-lifestyle.html)

Bastard.

NA4BH
12-10-2014, 08:00 PM
I'm so pissed, I'm spitting nails.

NQ6U
12-10-2014, 08:01 PM
Does the ACLU know about this asshole?

K7SGJ
12-10-2014, 08:02 PM
There'll be rioting in the streets. Cities will be set ablaze. Oh the humanity.

K7SGJ
12-10-2014, 10:19 PM
I was just wondering, if I took all the girls I knew when I was single, and put them all together for one night, if it would match my sweet imagination?

NA4BH
12-10-2014, 10:27 PM
You knew Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters?

K7SGJ
12-10-2014, 10:31 PM
You knew Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters?

Yes, but since I was nearly blind by then, I couldn't tell them apart.

NQ6U
12-10-2014, 11:56 PM
I was just wondering, if I took all the girls I knew when I was single, and put them all together for one night, if it would match my sweet imagination?

Probably not, but at least you could put them all together in your VW Beetle.

K7SGJ
12-11-2014, 08:36 AM
Probably not, but at least you could put them all together in your VW Beetle.


I had a VW Bus. Would that work?

KK4AMI
12-11-2014, 09:11 AM
Probably not, but at least you could put them all together in your VW Beetle.

Some where in my near 60 years, my "sweet imagination" and my "sweet memories" joined together.:sadwave:

NQ6U
12-11-2014, 10:26 AM
I had a VW Bus. Would that work?

Sure, but that's way more room that you'd need.

KG4NEL
12-11-2014, 10:52 AM
Dental appointment tomorrow. Shoot me now.

KK4AMI
12-12-2014, 07:06 PM
Great News! The Pope said all of our pets will be in heaven. Bad News, I've had about 10 dogs since I was a kid. I'm going to be scooping a lot of poop in heaven.

NQ6U
12-12-2014, 07:13 PM
Great News! The Pope said all of our pets will be in heaven. Bad News, I've had about 10 dogs since I was a kid. I'm going to be scooping a lot of poop in heaven.

I heard about that. While I'd love to see a few of my old pets again, I started to wonder about the pig who "donated" those pork chops we had for dinner the other night. He might not be so pleased to see me.

NA4BH
12-12-2014, 07:28 PM
I had two temporary crowns put in last week. Just ate some gum drops. The sugar is fscking with the nerve on one of them, it's shooting right into my petula obadolla. Oprah Winfrey help me !!!!!!!!!!!

NA4BH
12-12-2014, 09:43 PM
If they used wasabi to treat cancer, would they call it Chemo-sabi?

K7SGJ
12-12-2014, 09:58 PM
I wonder how many pets are stuck in Pet Purgatory, or Limbo?

NA4BH
12-12-2014, 10:23 PM
4

This is just a guess though.

W7XF
12-12-2014, 11:08 PM
Probably not, but at least you could put them all together in your VW Beetle Yugo.

Fixed.

NA4BH
12-17-2014, 12:29 AM
Sunset at 30,000 feet

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7551/15853291230_fb7949487b_z.jpg

NA4BH
12-17-2014, 12:31 AM
And lower

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7464/15853124068_6899d00ef8_z.jpg

K7SGJ
12-17-2014, 06:48 AM
And lower

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7464/15853124068_6899d00ef8_z.jpg


Where are you off to this week?

Should I hide the silverware?

KG4NEL
12-19-2014, 11:54 AM
Almost got bowled over by a guy running to make the elevator (mind you, I have my finger on the hold button the whole time).

We get to my floor and he realizes he missed his.

That laughter I'm stifling was at you, bro...

KG4NEL
12-19-2014, 12:04 PM
One of my survival rules in DC was never run to an elevator, bus or Metro. Just not worth it, 90% of the time.

NQ6U
12-20-2014, 12:55 AM
Quote from Adam Driver in response to a question about his role in the upcoming Star Wars movie:


"I play Jabba the Hutt's brother, Tim the Hutt. He has a drinking problem and can't find his car throughout the entire movie."

kb2vxa
12-20-2014, 08:16 PM
I like Pizza the Hutt, he's edible.

VE7DCW
12-21-2014, 02:14 PM
I like Pizza the Hutt, he's edible.

This is much more believable than Tim the Hutt :mrgreen:

NQ6U
12-21-2014, 04:51 PM
An average bolt of positive lightning (from the top of a thunderstorm) may carry a current of 300 to 500 kiloamperes, transfer a charge of up to 300 coulombs, have a potential difference up to 1 gigavolt and may dissipate 300 GJ of energy (equivalent to 72 tons TNT, or enough energy to light a 100-watt light bulb for up to 95 years).

1,000,000,000 volts. 500,000 amps. Humans are puny.

NA4BH
12-22-2014, 08:38 PM
Don't use Ben Gay as a lubricant.

K7SGJ
12-22-2014, 09:43 PM
Don't use Ben Gay as a lubricant.

Toasts your chestnuts, huh?

W7XF
12-23-2014, 01:50 AM
Don't use Ben Gay as a lubricant.


Toasts your chestnuts, huh?

Must be a Minnesota thang...

kb2vxa
12-23-2014, 11:29 AM
I always thought chest nuts were knobs and Gay Ben wouldn't go anywhere near them.

NQ6U
12-25-2014, 03:57 PM
The bird is stuffed and in the oven. As much as I liked my mother in law, it's kind of nice to be able to cook Christmas dinner without having to worry about her dietary restrictions. I mean, I could actually put salt in stuff! Talk about living on the edge...

suddenseer
12-25-2014, 04:42 PM
"You can observe a lot just by watching." Yogi Berra

NA4BH
12-25-2014, 10:50 PM
Obstacles are the most frightful thing you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

Hannah More

K7SGJ
12-25-2014, 10:59 PM
Just a spoon full of rat shit makes the medicine go down.

Mary Poppins

NQ6U
12-26-2014, 02:09 AM
Damn the rat shit, full speed ahead.

David Farrarat

KK4AMI
12-26-2014, 06:09 AM
"He that is wounded in the stones , or hath his privy member cut off , shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

Deuteronomy 23:1

(As if I needed the incentive?)

suddenseer
12-26-2014, 11:27 PM
Cathy Shumway: You know, isn't it ironic - that if one of us had to get it, it's a miracle it was you.
(http://www.plentyquotes.com/tvseries-q/Mary-Hartman-Mary-Hartman/quote-10.html) Mary Hartman: I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease. (http://www.plentyquotes.com/tvseries-q/Mary-Hartman-Mary-Hartman/quote-10.html)

NA4BH
12-31-2014, 10:05 PM
The aroma in a Tandy Leather store is unequaled to anything that ever existed to mankind.

K7SGJ
12-31-2014, 10:32 PM
The aroma in a Tandy Leather store is unequaled to anything that ever existed to mankind.

I'm with you on that. Problem is, they are getting few and far between.

NA4BH
01-02-2015, 11:59 PM
Got a random advertisement in the mail today touting their appetite suppressant product.

1) It looks like an e-cig (so if you don't smoke, take it up and lose weight)
2) Guaranteed
3) All natural
4) FREE * (* with purchase)

Free with purchase? What happened to free? $99.00 value. What a bargain and opportunity.

The thing is called "THIN 7"

NA4BH
01-04-2015, 11:18 PM
The difference that a new mattress makes. Waking up not tired, not achy, and ready for the day. It feels good to feel good.

VE7DCW
01-04-2015, 11:45 PM
God Damn it.....it's going to be 3 long months till spring! :yuck:

K7SGJ
01-05-2015, 06:11 AM
The difference that a new mattress makes. Waking up not tired, not achy, and ready for the day. It feels good to feel good.

What kind did you get? My wife wants a new mattress, too. Maybe I'll send her over to try yours out????

NQ6U
01-05-2015, 06:36 AM
What kind did you get? My wife wants a new mattress, too. Maybe I'll send her over to try yours out????

Might as well. She didn't like mine.

K7SGJ
01-05-2015, 06:54 AM
Might as well. She didn't like mine.

It wasn't the mattress so much as all the nuns. Especially sister Moaning Lisa.

KG4NEL
01-05-2015, 03:17 PM
It wasn't the mattress so much as all the nuns. Especially sister Moaning Lisa.

We are but eight score blondes and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 and a half...

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mphg-anthrax.png

NA4BH
01-05-2015, 03:22 PM
What kind did you get? My wife wants a new mattress, too. Maybe I'll send her over to try yours out????

Beautyrest that is pretty firm. They had another mattress that was too firm. Got it from BedzzzzzExpress, damn good prices.

suddenseer
01-05-2015, 08:38 PM
We are but eight score blondes and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 and a half...

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mphg-anthrax.png
What about the oral sex?

WØTKX
01-05-2015, 09:19 PM
http://www.changethethought.com/wp-content/tumblr_lj57cbqlq61qdk2oko1_500.gif

NA4BH
01-06-2015, 08:30 PM
That is one bright full moon tonight.

suddenseer
01-08-2015, 08:58 PM
If I see the Geico commercial with Salt N PEPA one more time tonight, I'm gonna throw my shoe at the tv screen.

NA4BH
01-08-2015, 09:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIME2BweZ8

I couldn't do that to you. Eddie, probably

KG4NEL
01-13-2015, 11:33 AM
Looking for rental homes is truly a new circle of hell around here...

NQ6U
01-14-2015, 04:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GZUizvr.png

It took two hours, so I averaged over 2MPH!

K7SGJ
01-14-2015, 04:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GZUizvr.png

It took two hours, so I averaged over 2MPH!

The least you could do is take some apple seeds or something to plant along the way.

Hmmmm. Carl Appleseed. It just doesn't have that ring to it. Never mind.

NA4BH
01-14-2015, 06:43 PM
Could've done it a lot quicker if you'd used the car.

NQ6U
01-14-2015, 06:46 PM
Could've done it a lot quicker if you'd used the car.

Nah. It would have taken a lot longer than two hours for AAA to come and pull me out of the canyon at the 2.2 mile mark.

NA4BH
01-14-2015, 07:03 PM
You should be careful up in the hills, I hear there are mountain lions and cougars just waiting for you on the trails.

http://www.60plusxxx.com/i/granny-hattie.jpg

KK4AMI
01-14-2015, 07:10 PM
Those "Ankle Monitor's" are pretty precise I hear. :mrgreen:

K7SGJ
01-14-2015, 07:56 PM
While you were out there, did you notice that humming sound in the distance?



13542

VE7DCW
01-14-2015, 08:22 PM
You should be careful up in the hills, I hear there are mountain lions and cougars just waiting for you on the trails.

http://www.60plusxxx.com/i/granny-hattie.jpg

Doesn't look anything like the 4 legged cougar's we have walking around in the remote trails,forests and logging roads around here,but the point is taken.....:mrgreen:

NQ6U
01-14-2015, 08:26 PM
While you were out there, did you notice that humming sound in the distance?

Seriously: Because of the large Naval and aerospace industry presence here, San Diego is one of the few places in the US where those things are allowed to fly and I did see once see one over the Miramar MCAS, which is directly adjacent to where I was today.

WX7P
01-14-2015, 10:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GZUizvr.png

It took two hours, so I averaged over 2MPH!

Heh, I ran this as a "where is this?" quiz for Sarah. She found Id'd it in less than 5 seconds.

I was impressed...

KK4AMI
01-15-2015, 06:16 AM
Seriously: Because of the large Naval and aerospace industry presence here, San Diego is one of the few places in the US where those things are allowed to fly and I did see once see one over the Miramar MCAS, which is directly adjacent to where I was today.

From what I remember when I worked as a Range Control Officer at Vandenberg AFB, the whole southern part of California was nothin' but military bases and test ranges!

http://socalmilcom.com/military/kvbg

NQ6U
01-15-2015, 06:47 AM
Heh, I ran this as a "where is this?" quiz for Sarah. She found Id'd it in less than 5 seconds.

I was impressed...

Well, the San Clemente Canyon Freeway is kind of a dead giveaway to anyone who's familiar with east county.

NQ6U
01-15-2015, 06:49 AM
From what I remember when I worked as a Range Control Officer at Vandenberg AFB, the whole southern part of California was nothin' but military bases and test ranges!

http://socalmilcom.com/military/kvbg

Yeah, that's true enough. In fact, the area I went walking in was formerly known as Camp Elliott and one of the “charms” of walking there is the chance you might encounter unexploded ordinance left over from training during World War II. That's one of the reasons you're requested to remain on the established trails.

N8XE
01-16-2015, 11:25 PM
While you were out there, did you notice that humming sound in the distance?



13542

I picked up a drone, well, a little quadcopter, and was flying it around and it got caught in a tree. My buddy is coming over with a hot stick (he is a lineman) to help get it out.

My neighbors are safe... for now..

Jason N8XE

NA4BH
01-16-2015, 11:28 PM
LOL

kb2vxa
01-17-2015, 03:21 PM
Around here NOBODY is safe!

KB3LAZ
01-20-2015, 02:25 PM
Does anyone else have to carry a human dog license? I do know that there are those here who carry a DNI. I just realized that on the back of my national ID not only does it have all of my information (including my finger prints) but it says that I am the responsibility of my wife and that if there are any incidences to contact her.

Lol, a micro chip would have been easier.

Having never noticed that before I found it amusing.

KK4AMI
01-20-2015, 02:38 PM
Don't bite anybody over there. It means quarantine and a brainectomy. At the very least if you are grouchy or run around on your wife, you could get neutered.

KB3LAZ
01-20-2015, 02:47 PM
Don't bite anybody over there. It means quarantine and a brainectomy. At the very least if you are grouchy or run around on your wife, you could get neutered.

I wouldn't think of it anyway but I am deathly afraid of cities (and elevators). Too many cars and way too many people, I get claustrophobic. I typically don't leave my secluded neighborhood (which is still has a larger population than my home town).

Seriously though, moving here was good for me. It forced me to experience cities, which I still don't like, but they don't make me nervous anymore. That is, unless I am driving. As an aside, my wife and I work together. We are together close to 24 hours a day and nobody has died. We take that as a good sign. :-D

K7SGJ
01-27-2015, 09:53 AM
I wonder where the "naked cowboy" in NYC puts his tips?

kb2vxa
01-27-2015, 12:34 PM
"...I get claustrophobic."
So how do you sleep by day if you're afraid to get into your coffin? (;->)

You've never seen the naked cowboy, now take a look at his boots. One of these days I'll have to hop a train and ask him howdafukkkkk he manages not to freeze his azz off!

NQ6U
01-27-2015, 01:14 PM
"...I get claustrophobic."
So how do you sleep by day if you're afraid to get into your coffin? (;->)

You've never seen the naked cowboy, now take a look at his boots. One of these days I'll have to hop a train and ask him howdafukkkkk he manages not to freeze his azz off!

That guy's in NYC now? Funny—he used to do his thing in the Los Angeles area, where the climate is much better suited for his particular schtick.

K7SGJ
01-27-2015, 01:22 PM
That guy's in NYC now? Funny—he used to do his thing in the Los Angeles area, where the climate is much better suited for his particular schtick.


Yeah, but when he's in all that cold weather, there is more room in his tightie whiteies for his tips.

KK4AMI
01-27-2015, 01:44 PM
Yeah, but when he's in all that cold weather, there is more room in his tightie whiteies for his tips.

Yaah, but no place to hang the bills!

NQ6U
01-27-2015, 03:29 PM
On the topic of briefs, I recently purchased a pack of the same and they came in a plastic package prominently marked "Resealable Bag." Can anyone explain to me why I would need a resealable bag for my briefs?

kb2vxa
01-27-2015, 03:32 PM
"Can anyone explain to me why I would need a resealable bag for my briefs?"
Do you REALLY want me to answer that?

K7SGJ
01-27-2015, 05:33 PM
On the topic of briefs, I recently purchased a pack of the same and they came in a plastic package prominently marked "Resealable Bag." Can anyone explain to me why I would need a resealable bag for my briefs?

Oh shit. I threw out the briefs and wear the bag. Actually, it's a much better fit anyway.

NQ6U
01-31-2015, 08:39 PM
It's quiet here tonight. Too quiet.

NA4BH
01-31-2015, 09:32 PM
It's quiet here tonight. Too quiet.

Saturday night in the ER, the silence only means a busy night ahead.

K7SGJ
01-31-2015, 10:25 PM
Okay, I'm here now. Let the festivities begin.

W7XF
01-31-2015, 11:05 PM
On the topic of briefs, I recently purchased a pack of the same and they came in a plastic package prominently marked "Resealable Bag." Can anyone explain to me why I would need a resealable bag for my briefs?

So they won't get wet on the way to the courtroom.

K7SGJ
02-01-2015, 06:42 PM
That reminds me, Scarlett Johansson hasn't returned my calls. I left several messages, too. I wonder if she is having trouble with her phone?

N8XE
02-02-2015, 01:12 PM
Ok, I don't know where to vent this but here goes..

Ignorant people who spout off things like "Those who can't do, teach" outside of a tongue-in-cheek context are ignorant assholes that have no clue what it takes to be a teacher and to teach others. Granted there are plenty of shitty teachers, but a broad statement like that insults the ones out there who get paid next to nothing and still kicking ass teaching generations of students.

And I am not even a teacher!!

Sorry... just pisses me off...

File this under Anti-Science, Anti-Intellectualism, Anti-Teaching rants...

Ok, I feel a bit better...

Jason N8XE

K7SGJ
02-02-2015, 06:21 PM
Ok, I don't know where to vent this but here goes..

Ignorant people who spout off things like "Those who can't do, teach" outside of a tongue-in-cheek context are ignorant assholes that have no clue what it takes to be a teacher and to teach others. Granted there are plenty of shitty teachers, but a broad statement like that insults the ones out there who get paid next to nothing and still kicking ass teaching generations of students.

And I am not even a teacher!!

Sorry... just pisses me off...

File this under Anti-Science, Anti-Intellectualism, Anti-Teaching rants...

Ok, I feel a bit better...

Jason N8XE

I feel your pain. My daughter is a teacher in Austin. She chose to work in a school for underprivileged kids so she could help to "make a difference". She busts her ass, for not much pay, and ends up spending a lot of her own money for supplies the school can not afford. She really cares for her kids, and ends up putting in a lot of extra time to help those who need and want it. I remember having a few teachers like her along the way, and they really did help to make a difference in my life. But yes, there are indeed some real ass-hats that are given the responsibility of teaching our children.

KG4CGC
02-02-2015, 10:15 PM
Doesn't feel very, footbally, any more.

suddenseer
02-02-2015, 10:44 PM
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson killed himself several years ago after the season ended. The end of August is a long time to wait for some. Pitchers, and catchers are to report to spring training in several weeks.

NQ6U
02-02-2015, 10:45 PM
Doesn't feel very, footbally, any more.

Catchers and pitchers begin reporting to spring training on February 19th and the 2015 MLB season starts in fifty-six days.

suddenseer
02-02-2015, 10:46 PM
On the topic of briefs, I recently purchased a pack of the same and they came in a plastic package prominently marked "Resealable Bag." Can anyone explain to me why I would need a resealable bag for my briefs?Ummm, it's a brief case???

NQ6U
02-02-2015, 10:48 PM
Ummm, it's a brief case???

YES!

KG4NEL
02-03-2015, 10:08 AM
I feel your pain. My daughter is a teacher in Austin. She chose to work in a school for underprivileged kids so she could help to "make a difference". She busts her ass, for not much pay, and ends up spending a lot of her own money for supplies the school can not afford. She really cares for her kids, and ends up putting in a lot of extra time to help those who need and want it. I remember having a few teachers like her along the way, and they really did help to make a difference in my life. But yes, there are indeed some real ass-hats that are given the responsibility of teaching our children.

I couldn't do it. I see the same thing happen with the social workers we train - people who have $40K in debt from grad school and are lucky to gross a fraction of that, working with clients who could be physically abusive.

Society's reward system is fucked up.

N8XE
02-03-2015, 10:31 AM
Society's reward system is fucked up.

This

K7SGJ
02-03-2015, 01:25 PM
I couldn't do it. I see the same thing happen with the social workers we train - people who have $40K in debt from grad school and are lucky to gross a fraction of that, working with clients who could be physically abusive.

Society's reward system is fucked up.

I place a lot of the failures on the parents. They expect teachers to be nothing more than baby sitters during the day. And, many will not spend any time helping their kids with home work, or for that matter, don't give a shit if the kids do it or not. Then they blame the school and the teachers for their children's lack of success.

I am amazed at the number of parents that refuse to attend parent-teacher conferences to find out how well their kids are doing, and what they can do to help them with the areas that are troublesome.

kb2vxa
02-04-2015, 11:05 AM
Doesn't feel very, footbally, any more.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD2g8hTIWF8

KG4NEL
02-04-2015, 03:32 PM
I place a lot of the failures on the parents. They expect teachers to be nothing more than baby sitters during the day. And, many will not spend any time helping their kids with home work, or for that matter, don't give a shit if the kids do it or not. Then they blame the school and the teachers for their children's lack of success.

One of the many reasons why I haven't reproduced yet :yum:

kb2vxa
02-04-2015, 06:21 PM
Heaven help us if you do. (;->)

N8XE
02-04-2015, 11:23 PM
One of the many reasons why I haven't reproduced yet :yum:

Thank God (or nature.. the Universe... etc.) I wasn't able to.

My first thought when I found this out... "How much did I spend in birth control" and "Damn, how stressed out was I when she didn't have her period on time?"

I must admit, things are different now.

Jason N8XE

N8XE
02-04-2015, 11:24 PM
BTW, I love you guys and gals.

Jason N8XE

NA4BH
02-05-2015, 12:05 AM
A couple of pictures over Florida today

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7439/16447586115_f463b039e4_z.jpg

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7460/16261326969_f2c572c57e_z.jpg

KG4CGC
02-05-2015, 12:13 AM
Yep. Just tropical, enough.

NQ6U
02-06-2015, 09:46 AM
On Monday, I placed an order with a company based in Costa Mesa, CA. That's in Orange County, slightly less than 100 miles from me. When I checked via the supplied tracking number, it appears that it will be delivered tomorrow some time. Five days to travel less than 100 miles. According to Google Maps, I could have walked up there and back in 66 hours. The problem seems to be that it took them until Wednesday to get the package to the Post Office.

Contrast this to a recent Amazon order: I ordered it on a Saturday, it arrived the following Monday.

kb2vxa
02-06-2015, 02:33 PM
Sometimes when you order from Amazon it has a long river to travel, other times it's airlifted out. As long as it's not shipped via UPS (and it's not brown for nothing) it won't get paralyzed by a curare dart, after a couple times on that merry-go-round experience I'm FedUp Distressed all the way.

NA4BH
02-11-2015, 10:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIME2BweZ8

kb2vxa
02-12-2015, 02:14 AM
They really should go back to selling government employee insurance, send the lizard back to Australia and clean up the camel dung.

KG4NEL
02-17-2015, 12:53 PM
I realize if you get to a certain, um, advanced age, you don't give a crap anymore, but does that have to involve a 50dBA increase in eating noise?

I'm at a coffee shop on my day off, and if I closed my eyes I wouldn't be sure if I'd be listening to an OM eating a muffin or someone being attacked by a slobbering wombat.

WØTKX
02-17-2015, 01:09 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DDAriij-rPY/UZnVIamNvgI/AAAAAAAAAIE/JF-M32Vr_XE/s1600/DSCF1143.JPG

ad4mg
02-17-2015, 02:37 PM
Needs moar slobber... :)

KG4NEL
02-17-2015, 03:18 PM
http://cdn.phys.org/newman/gfx/news/2012/theillnessca.jpg

sup bro

kb2vxa
02-18-2015, 10:19 PM
A happy little wombat, he doesn't have to put up with humans making slobbering noises.

K7SGJ
02-19-2015, 11:27 PM
So....what happens to all those Catholic souls in hell, limbo, purgatory, or wherever, that ate meat on Fridays before the Pope changed the rules? Do they get a get out of jail free card, or are they destined to be forever wherever it is they are?

kb2vxa
02-20-2015, 02:18 PM
Those who have entered or will enter Purgatory since 2010 will remain forever because that's the year manufacture of syrup of ipecac was discontinued. As for those who don't belong to the church that makes up its own religion as it goes along, have read the Bible and have found no such nonsense in it will not be judged by the Pope.

KG4NEL
02-20-2015, 08:26 PM
So....what happens to all those Catholic souls in hell, limbo, purgatory, or wherever, that ate meat on Fridays before the Pope changed the rules? Do they get a get out of jail free card, or are they destined to be forever wherever it is they are?

They're in Cleveland.

KG4NEL
02-20-2015, 08:27 PM
So yeah, hell.

NQ6U
02-20-2015, 08:28 PM
They're in Cleveland.

According to Tim Leary's brother, they're in a garage in Buffalo.

kb2vxa
02-21-2015, 01:02 PM
You'll just have to wait for spring thaw before you can find it and let them out, if they're still alive.

NA4BH
02-25-2015, 01:03 AM
Demodicosis

That should have you burning up Google

kb2vxa
02-25-2015, 08:17 PM
Chegg b. dromadosis. c. arachnophobia. d. subdural hematoma. STEP-BY-STEP SOLUTION. JavaScript Not Detected.

NA4BH
03-01-2015, 01:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhujEQhg764

kb2vxa
03-01-2015, 12:51 PM
That was a random thought alright! You've been watching too much TV and it's thoroughly fucked up your mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NARfmp0PW4E

suddenseer
03-01-2015, 04:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhujEQhg764I had just got that shit out of my head. Thank you very much!

suddenseer
03-01-2015, 04:57 PM
Google "Google".
13679

NQ6U
03-01-2015, 10:00 PM
Google "Google".
13679

How utterly meta.

K4PIH
03-01-2015, 10:51 PM
I'm the best you can get, have you guessed me yet, I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set.

That was a random thought alright! You've been watching too much TV and it's thoroughly fucked up your mind.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NARfmp0PW4E

KG4CGC
03-08-2015, 09:14 PM
http://www.loveclicks.org/food/paul-stamet-patent/

KG4NEL
03-08-2015, 10:24 PM
Demodicosis

That should have you burning up Google

I remember when my roommate in undergrad was taking parasitology. That's when I first learned about toxoplasma gondii infestations and to never trust cat owners.

:mrgreen:

KG4CGC
03-10-2015, 10:42 PM
I remember when my roommate in undergrad was taking parasitology. That's when I first learned about toxoplasma gondii infestations and to never trust cat owners.

:mrgreen:


Cat Owner: misnomer.

kb2vxa
03-11-2015, 01:04 AM
Dogs have pets, cats have staff. Turtles... well, turtles are just turtles.

suddenseer
03-14-2015, 07:48 PM
If, "Hi Hi" is the radiotelegraphy equivalent of laughter, how does one send out a telegraphic fart?

kb2vxa
03-15-2015, 05:29 PM
........................ at 200WPM aught to do it.

WØTKX
03-19-2015, 12:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWWN7KRyFQQ



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWWN7KRyFQQ

W2NAP
03-30-2015, 08:33 PM
well i got my repeater back up finally...

its about 15 miles away...

all I have is a HT.

I now own a repeater I can't even use.

KG4NEL
04-02-2015, 02:47 PM
Hire new IT guy.

IT guy promptly breaks website by fucking up php.ini file.

suddenseer
04-02-2015, 02:58 PM
Was watching an episode of Gunsmoke on the tv today. There was an outdoor scene with cacti that do not grow maybe even a week's horse ride from Dodge City, Kansas.
http://blog.audubonguides.com/files/2011/05/saguaro_cactus78_100-1.jpg

K7SGJ
04-02-2015, 03:07 PM
Yeah but it makes a nice backdrop for Matt and Kitty. I guess that is to prove they are in the desert, somewhere.

Actually they only native to the Sonoran Desert of extreme southeastern California, southern Arizona and adjoining northwestern Mexico

Read more: http://www.desertusa.com/cactus/saguaro-cactus.html#ixzz3WBTgKTq1

We have a few growing naturally on the property, and a metric shit ton all around the area. I have to admit, they are really something to see when they bloom.

suddenseer
04-02-2015, 03:41 PM
I planted these bad boys outside of the ground floor level bedrooms. They must be bad to the bone to survive Ohiya winters.
http://cactiguide.com/graphics/o_phaeacantha_f_600.jpg

NQ6U
04-02-2015, 06:14 PM
I planted these bad boys outside of the ground floor level bedrooms. They must be bad to the bone to survive Ohiya winters.
http://cactiguide.com/graphics/o_phaeacantha_f_600.jpg

Those are native to this area. So are these, and they're nasty fuckers:

http://toshmcintosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cholla-cactus.jpg

People call them "Jumping Cholla" (CHOY-ah) because you get stuck by them even though you're certain you never touched the thing.

suddenseer
04-02-2015, 08:18 PM
Those are native to this area. So are these, and they're nasty fuckers:

http://toshmcintosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cholla-cactus.jpg

People call them "Jumping Cholla" (CHOY-ah) because you get stuck by them even though you're certain you never touched the thing.OMG!!! I got stuck just looking at the picture!!!!!

NA4BH
04-02-2015, 08:19 PM
Whiney bitch, we eat those for breakfast around here.

KG4CGC
04-02-2015, 08:22 PM
well i got my repeater back up finally...

its about 15 miles away...

all I have is a HT.

I now own a repeater I can't even use.





there's always Jello.

suddenseer
04-02-2015, 08:23 PM
I think some of those 4 landers get, 'bad ass & dumb ass' confused. I am not ashamed to tell the BOB, that I enjoy my Wheaties for breakfast (with 6 shots of old rot gut rye poured over them)

NA4BH
04-02-2015, 08:31 PM
I think some of those 4 landers get, 'bad ass & dumb ass' confused. I am not ashamed to tell the BOB, that I enjoy my Wheaties for breakfast (with 6 shots of old rot gut rye poured over them)

Some people just get it. Now we're talking. Sprinkle some of those Jumping Jehovah spears on it and you have a wholesome breakfast. Cholesterol ain't coming near your ass for 24 hours.

KG4CGC
04-02-2015, 08:37 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/c1405e650ea06e5a0497ce2953cfb03449786b6e29c73ed3c7 271256525c88ca_zpsqnmlfldk.jpg

suddenseer
04-02-2015, 09:05 PM
Some people just get it. Now we're talking. Sprinkle some of those Jumping Jehovah spears on it and you have a wholesome breakfast. Cholesterol ain't coming near your ass for 24 hours.Amen brother Bob.

suddenseer
04-02-2015, 09:06 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/c1405e650ea06e5a0497ce2953cfb03449786b6e29c73ed3c7 271256525c88ca_zpsqnmlfldk.jpggod speaks.

VE7DCW
04-03-2015, 12:28 AM
Some people just get it. Now we're talking. Sprinkle some of those Jumping Jehovah spears on it and you have a wholesome breakfast. Cholesterol ain't coming near your ass for 24 hours.

Now I see where the expression "the BOB" is making it's way through the rank and file...... it's getting as tall as "the WIK"! :yes:

K7SGJ
04-03-2015, 06:46 PM
Now I see where the expression "the BOB" is making it's way through the rank and file...... it's getting as tall as "the WIK"! :yes:

He will always live in the shadow of the WIK. Which is amazing since Bob casts one hell of a shadow.

suddenseer
04-03-2015, 08:22 PM
Some people just get it. Now we're talking. Sprinkle some of those Jumping Jehovah spears on it and you have a wholesome breakfast. Cholesterol ain't coming near your ass for 24 hours.
If I ate that, I would not want anything coming out of my ass for 72 hours!

K7SGJ
04-06-2015, 06:07 PM
Those are native to this area. So are these, and they're nasty fuckers:

http://toshmcintosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cholla-cactus.jpg

People call them "Jumping Cholla" (CHOY-ah) because you get stuck by them even though you're certain you never touched the thing.

Yeah, we have a bunch of those around, too. It's amazing how quickly the dogs learn to avoid them. I found a quick way to eliminate the thorns/stickers on the plant. Fire. Just after a rain, so the fire doesn't spread and rage, I light them on fire. They go up like a Roman candle. I have no idea what is so flammable, but it burns of every single thorn. It happens so quickly, it really doesn't damage the plant itself. It is truly an awesome sight to behold.

As far as flowering cacti go, we have one in a pot on the porch, as well as many all over the place. This thing blooms some time during the night, never in the daytime. The blooms die with in a day or so. They are quite pretty, and the insides are very delicate. Nature rocks.

13812

NA4BH
04-07-2015, 05:24 PM
Riding herd on a pressure washer all day will kick your ass. And laugh at you.

NQ6U
04-07-2015, 10:00 PM
The grand kids are on their 8th Grade trip to Washington DC and the wife is taking a few days at a resort in north county, so it's just me and the cat until Friday afternoon. That means I'm calling in the hookers and breaking out the blow as I type.

K7SGJ
04-07-2015, 10:21 PM
The grand kids are on their 8th Grade trip to Washington DC and the wife is taking a few days at a resort in north county, so it's just me and the cat until Friday afternoon. That means I'm calling in the hookers and breaking out the blow as I type.

Breaking out the blow seems like quite a job. You might call it a............ooops..........this is a family site.........................never mind.

NA4BH
04-07-2015, 10:27 PM
Your date has arrived

http://www.sarahjuniper.co.uk/images/hand/hand19.jpg

VE7DCW
04-07-2015, 10:59 PM
Your date has arrived

http://www.sarahjuniper.co.uk/images/hand/hand19.jpg

Mrs. Handley's daughter?......... well now! :clap:

NA4BH
04-07-2015, 11:02 PM
You know her?

WØTKX
04-08-2015, 08:25 AM
Looks like an elder daughter...

K7SGJ
04-08-2015, 08:27 AM
She used to beat me mercilessly.

WØTKX
04-08-2015, 08:28 AM
Warts and all?

KG4NEL
04-08-2015, 12:42 PM
Planning out my class schedule for the next year...next spring is going to suck, badly.

But the more immediate concern is them getting my transcripts approved before the two sections I need this summer fill up :squint:

K7SGJ
04-08-2015, 01:12 PM
Planning out my class schedule for the next year...next spring is going to suck, badly.

But the more immediate concern is them getting my transcripts approved before the two sections I need this summer fill up :squint:


Don't fret, send them to Carl and me, we'll approve those bad boys for you. Then, enjoy your spring.

KG4NEL
04-08-2015, 07:32 PM
Don't fret, send them to Carl and me, we'll approve those bad boys for you. Then, enjoy your spring.

I need 6 "other science" credits for the grad school app, so I need to ask if they'll accept the frats-and-athletes geology course I took my sophomore year ten years ago because, well, I was a sophomore and I needed the easiest 3 credit hours to stay a FT student, lulz

K7SGJ
04-08-2015, 08:12 PM
I need 6 "other science" credits for the grad school app, so I need to ask if they'll accept the frats-and-athletes geology course I took my sophomore year ten years ago because, well, I was a sophomore and I needed the easiest 3 credit hours to stay a FT student, lulz

Just tell them Da Pope and the Rat said count em. Problem solved.

NQ6U
04-08-2015, 09:04 PM
Due to a scheduling error, I ended up working in the kitchen today rather than out on the truck. Bet none of you guys ever knew that there's such a thing as a pneumatic cheese slicer. First time I ever got paid for cutting the cheese all day.

K7SGJ
04-08-2015, 09:14 PM
Due to a scheduling error, I ended up working in the kitchen today rather than out on the truck. Bet none of you guys ever knew that there's such a thing as a pneumatic cheese slicer. First time I ever got paid for cutting the cheese all day.

Did that grate on the others?

NA4BH
04-08-2015, 09:48 PM
How sharp were you?

K7SGJ
04-08-2015, 09:50 PM
How sharp were you?

I cheddar to even think about it.