Random Thoughts

[kb2vxa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxL1uXwSrdU

[NA4BH]

Millions of hours training, you spend your entire life practicing, your country has backed you all the way (they depend on you). And then it all comes down to this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBNZunK_D3E

I LOVE IT

[NQ6U]

"Jesus founded America, right after he threw a quarter across the Mississippi and warned the Redcoats we weren't gonna be givin up our guns. Or something. Whatever."

— Jim Wright (http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/06/if-constitution-was-written-today.html?showComment=1307923822062#c514408840225 3023661)

[K7SGJ]

Millions of hours training, you spend your entire life practicing, your country has backed you all the way (they depend on you). And then it all comes down to this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBNZunK_D3E

I LOVE IT

That's pretty cool. Thanks. Seems odd (as opposed to even) but we never got to march to that kind of music when I was in the Army. But then, all we had was John Philip Sousa, live.

[W3WN]

Millions of hours training, you spend your entire life practicing, your country has backed you all the way (they depend on you). And then it all comes down to this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBNZunK_D3E

I LOVE ITNot bad, not bad.

But any decent Division IA marching band beats them hands down.

[NQ6U]

Do not sit your bare ass down on a vinyl seat cushion which has been repaired using Gorilla Tape

[K7SGJ]

Do not sit your bare ass down on a vinyl seat cushion which has been repaired using Gorilla Tape




Ya know, I just hafta ask, why the hell would one do that, anyway?

[KG4CGC]

Ya know, I just hafta ask, why the hell would one do that, anyway?

It's hot out there.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Brooklyn Decker would go out with an old white guy?

[NQ6U]

Brooklyn Decker? Isn't that a bridge?

[VE7DCW]

Why would anyone call this stuff Gorilla tape while this garbage can be used by a chimp? :rofl:

[NA4BH]

OMG!!!! JWoww is pregnant

https://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/USWeekly/1397435170_484656399_jwoww-snooki-467.jpg

[K7SGJ]

OMG!!!! JWoww is pregnant

https://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/USWeekly/1397435170_484656399_jwoww-snooki-467.jpg

Aint mine. Bitch wouldn't go down wid dis homie.

Said she donn like dem ole white men.

Damn. Lost out again.

Don't guess I'll ever find one that likes old white guys, except another old white guy. Bastids

[kb2vxa]

DILLIGAF?

[K7SGJ]

DILLIGAF?

Obviously, someone did, at least once.

[NA4BH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdPcjIrSvcs

[VE7DCW]

Did'nt Foster Brooks play a great drunk? :hahano:

[K7SGJ]

Did'nt Foster Brooks play a great drunk? :hahano:

He sure did. And I think I read that he wasn't a drinker.

[kb2vxa]

I don't always get drunk, but when I do it's bend over bitch time. XX, as opposed to XY, because I'm gay.

[NA4BH]

The interstates are full of Canadians heading North, that means the price of flat bacon should be coming down soon. And, oh yeah, learn how to drive. I would have cussed one of them out today, but I don't know Canadian. Damn language barriers.

[NQ6U]

I would have cussed one of them out today, but I don't know Canadian. Damn language barriers.

It's just like American, only you make it sound like a question and put "eh?" on the end. Example: "Use your fucking turn signal, eh?"

[NA4BH]

I lost you after "Example:", that's where it gets fuzzy. Do I need Rosetta Stone for this? Such a tough language to comprehend.

[VE7DCW]

It's just like American, only you make it sound like a question and put "eh?" on the end. Example: "Use your fucking turn signal, eh?"

No....no.....no..... incorrect ......you say it this way: "Use your fucking turn signals.....you fucking goof!" ...... and say it with gusto! :yes:

[W7XF]

No....no.....no..... incorrect ......you say it this way: "Use your fucking turn signals.....you fucking goof!" ...... and say it with gusto! :yes:

How about the Canuckians that interpret our speed limit signs as klicks per hour in stead of MPH?

[KG4CGC]

Goof, eh?

[NA4BH]

Goof, eh?

GOOGLE translate does nothing with this, back to square one.

[W9JEF]

.



One of the distinctions between the Eastern and Western worlds

is what is meant, respectively, by having, or getting face. ;)

[kb2vxa]

"How about the Canuckians that interpret our speed limit signs as klicks per hour in stead of MPH?"

The cops would love handing them wolf tickets for going 40 on a highway posted for 65. For the rest of us not so much.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Erin McLaughlin will go out with an old white guy?

[kb2vxa]

You'd have better luck with Canada's mistake, Justin Bieber.......

You've got your mother in a whirl,
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl.
So what you wanna know Calamity's child,
Where'd you wanna go?
What can I do for you?
Looks like you've been there too.

[KB3LAZ]

Woot, I won the lotto, the import fee lotto that is. The bastids. They are holding my package hostage at the post office until I go down there and pay on Monday.

[K7SGJ]

Woot, I won the lotto, the import fee lotto that is. The bastids. They are holding my package hostage at the post office until I go down there and pay on Monday.

Where are you guys in the "coming home" saga?

[KB3LAZ]

Where are you guys in the "coming home" saga?

"Processing", that is what the status shows. Estimation on the site for our case number is between now and the beginning of July for stage three. Stage three is the meeting with taxes papers, and sponsor form. From my understanding that will be approved or denied during the meeting and we will be given an unofficial yes or no on the spot. Visa package to follow 14 days later.

My first estimate was end of July for everything to be done. I wasn't that far off. Looking like August/September. That works out fine though. Gives us a few months to chill out here and actually enjoy life as we have banked enough money to lazy about for a bit. Then a few months of showing her things in the states before the snow sets in. After that we both have decent (standing) job offers around the Baltimore area. Closer to Hannover, PA. It is on the line. I'd live in PA.

All in all, it looks like all is going to come together well. Slow, but well.

[K7SGJ]

"Processing", that is what the status shows. Estimation on the site for our case number is between now and the beginning of July for stage three. Stage three is the meeting with taxes papers, and sponsor form. From my understanding that will be approved or denied during the meeting and we will be given an unofficial yes or no on the spot. Visa package to follow 14 days later.

My first estimate was end of July for everything to be done. I wasn't that far off. Looking like August/September. That works out fine though. Gives us a few months to chill out here and actually enjoy life as we have banked enough money to lazy about for a bit. Then a few months of showing her things in the states before the snow sets in. After that we both have decent (standing) job offers around the Baltimore area. Closer to Hannover, PA. It is on the line. I'd live in PA.

All in all, it looks like all is going to come together well. Slow, but well.


Good for you guys. It's too bad it has to be such a superior PITA to come home with your new bride.

[KB3LAZ]

Good for you guys. It's too bad it has to be such a superior PITA to come home with your new bride.

It really hasn't been so much of a pain as it has been a long process. However, I can not complain, at all. It has been a hell of a learning experience. Not only doing the paperwork and seeing the system (both Spanish and American) but also living here, learning the language and the culture as well. Not to mention having the opportunity to teach English, culture, and math to children and adults. It has also exposed me to many other European cultures as well due to the fact that many of my students are from all over Europe and even Asia. There are teachers from England, South Africa, Scotland and you name it. Top that off with the fact that I have a wonderful new family here as well. It is an experience that I wouldn't trade for the world.

And of course, thank you for the best wishes.

[NQ6U]

I need me a minion or, at least, a henchman. Anyone know what the going rate is for one of those?

[K7SGJ]

I need me a minion or, at least, a henchman. Anyone know what the going rate is for one of those?

I think you can rent one by the foot.

[W2NAP]

got to love neighbors trying to burn down the neighborhood.

[kb2vxa]

I'd pass on Snyder's for the B&O Railroad Museum and the Inner Port, but that's just my preference. How much money is in making pretzels anyway?

[NA4BH]

Outside it's starting to sound like the Garth Brooks song, "The Thunder Rolls". The storms are about to be here, see you on the other side.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2LH-tW_To

[W9JEF]

I need me a minion or, at least, a henchman. Anyone know what the going rate is for one of those?

Does "30 pieces of silver" sound okay?

[NQ6U]

I would like to postulate that it is impossible to accurately add up a column of numbers, even with the help of a calculator, while the radio is playing The William Tell Overture as performed by Spike Jones and His City Slickers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BavRrRNvz8g

[K9CCH]

I'm really thinking about putting a 2m in the Jeep again.

[W9JEF]

.



As a more of a kid (than now) I was a huge Spike Jones fan.

Back in the 40's & 50's, his work came out on big 78 rpm platters.

One of my favorites (he did a spot-on impression of Peter Lorrie):

http://www.lyricstime.com/spike-jones-my-old-flame-lyrics.html

[W3WN]

I need me a minion or, at least, a henchman. Anyone know what the going rate is for one of those?If you can afford to hire one, we're tithing you too much!

[NQ6U]

So, I was sitting here at my laptop and I heard something tapping on the window. I turned around and there's a tiny bird of an unknown (to me) species clinging to the outside sill, pecking at the glass. I walked over to the window and put my face within inches of his. He just fixed his beady little eye on me, unfazed. I grabbed my Peterson's Guide to Western Birds, figuring I was never gonna get a better look at a wild bird than this and managed to ID the species within a minute or two: it was a bushtit.

Bushtit? Bushtit??

I mean, come on.

You know that the guy who came up with that name must have been some horny old ornithologist who'd been snowbound in his cabin for months on end.

[NA4BH]

They can name birds but not flowering cactusses. Brilliant.

[K7SGJ]

They can name birds but not flowering cactusses. Brilliant.

Okay, it's a purple flowering pricklytit.

Happy?

[NA4BH]

Okay, it's a purple flowering pricklytit.

Happy?

Yes

[KG4CGC]

Prickly Tits hasn't posted in a while.

https://twitter.com/pricklytits

[K7SGJ]

Prickly Tits hasn't posted in a while.

https://twitter.com/pricklytits


She changed her ID to "pouting breasts".

[NA4BH]

It's that time of night where you need to clear your head and wind down for sleep. The following YOUTUBE listing should help you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVP4l2dSyYw


Get that bitch out of your head. Biotches.

[KG4CGC]

She changed her ID to "pouting breasts".

It happens.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/840792_1316967540013_full_zps62550856.jpg

[NA4BH]

It happens.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/840792_1316967540013_full_zps62550856.jpg


He said breasts, not breath.

[KG4CGC]

He said breasts, not breath.

Bush sitting?

[NA4BH]

Bush sitting?


My spell check indicates that you meant Bush Titting.

[KG4CGC]

My spell check indicates that you meant Bush Titting.

Donkey titties?

[NA4BH]

LOL, the first one looks like it blew a seal but cleaned up real fast.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vNY34vZYQE

[NQ6U]

LOL, the first one looks like it blew a seal

No, that's just ice cream.

[N2NH]

I think you can rent one by the foot.

That explains Mini-Me.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Jana Kramer would go out with an old ham op?

[KG4CGC]

Looks like ski season is back on in Colorado!

[WØTKX]

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/18/snow_cat.jpg

[K7SGJ]

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/18/snow_cat.jpg

Huh. I always thought snowcats were big and yellow, and ran on diesel. Who Gnu?

[N2NH]

Deteriorata



(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata)

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

[kb2vxa]

Lest We Forget... and we have not forgotten with signs of destruction all around us.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Ah, the days of IBM keypunch when life was simple, the economy was good, we lived long and prospered prospered watching Captain Kirk making it with every chick in the galaxy.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan when the Congress critters set about wrecking America and with all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.

So how can we forget?

[K7SGJ]

Don't make this mistake.....................

I was making a pesto for some fish. I asked my wife to hand me the olive oil. She said "extra virgin, like me"? To which I asked, "are we all out of old whore"?

I was shown a new way to stuff tilapia.

[KG4CGC]

What? If the shoe fits!
Get on the floor and stretch out to giggle that plug back into the socket.

[NA4BH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Vma3fQ_bw

[NA4BH]

Me and Tim, a camping went

[K7SGJ]

Me and Tim, a camping went

Timtron?

[NQ6U]

Me and Tim, a camping went

Harold Camping? And was he wrong about that, too?

[NA4BH]

Took three girls into our tent

[K7SGJ]

And five came out.

[NA4BH]

Hair of gold and eyes of blue

[K7SGJ]

Hair of gold and eyes of blue

Doo-dah.....doo-dah....

[NA4BH]

I bucked one and Tim.............

[NQ6U]

I bucked one and Tim.............

Timbuktu

[K7SGJ]

I bucked one and Tim.............


Watched?

[NQ6U]

Watched?

See post immediately above your last.

[K7SGJ]

See post immediately above your last.

Not only were they posted simultaneously, they were about the same time, too.

[NQ6U]

Not only were they posted simultaneously, they were about the same time, too.

I believe they were posted concurrently as well.

[K7SGJ]

I believe they were posted concurrently as well.

That's a real possibility.

[NA4BH]

You remind me of Seth Morganstern, he ate paint chips.

[KG4CGC]

You remind me of Seth Morganstern, he ate paint chips.

And ewe gnu?

[K7SGJ]

You remind me of Seth Morganstern, he ate paint chips.

We were so poor, that's what we used to have with our fish.

[NQ6U]

Was Seth Morganstern in the tent with you and Tim?

[NA4BH]

I can't believe that anyone would remember Seth. Never knew his callsign, but could recognize him on the air.

[KG4CGC]

Seth Morganstern? I used to hear about his antics at Dayton. The man was irascible.

[NQ6U]

I can't believe that anyone would remember Seth. Never knew his callsign, but could recognize him on the air.

Voice as sweet and clear as the call of the wild bushtit.

[K7SGJ]

I can't believe that anyone would remember Seth. Never knew his callsign, but could recognize him on the air.


He painted a very different picture of you.

[K7SGJ]

Voice as sweet and clear as the call of the wild bushtit.

I really hope you've said it all.

[NQ6U]

I really hope you've said it all.

I have. I can say no more.

[K7SGJ]

I have. I can say no more.

Thank God and Greyhound.

[NA4BH]

She's gone

[KG4CGC]

Here's to Seth!


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dinkdink.jpg

[K7SGJ]

Here's to Seth!


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dinkdink.jpg

May someone forever Spackle his butt shut.

[NQ6U]

Here's to Seth!


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/dinkdink.jpg

I think this more his speed:

http://www.gracewestwood.org/images/gracenotes/20120616_eucharist_bread_wine.jpg

[KG4CGC]

I think this more his speed:

http://www.gracewestwood.org/images/gracenotes/20120616_eucharist_bread_wine.jpg
I'm pretty sure Seth Morganstern was adopted. I remember him talking about how wonderful his adoptive parents are. Well, were now. I think they died last year in a plane crash.

[NQ6U]

Seth has a girl named Mary waiting for him in Susanville. Or is it a girl named Susan waiting for him in Marysville? Maybe he ought to call Ernie, his attorney in Birney Falls.

[W2NAP]

damn allergies be pissing me off..

[AE5CP]

mower died, I guess I need a new one
current one is over 14 years old, changed the oil once and the blade once.
Now it'll start but dies after about 20 feet of mowing.

[AE5CP]

and it smokes like an alco (black smoke)

[kb2vxa]

Ah, another railfan joins the Island!

[W9JEF]

and it smokes like an alco (black smoke)

No new Pope.

[AE5CP]

There never has been a new pope elected near a railroad.

I am a passive railfan, and the area I live in has a railroad that until very recently was an all alco shop.
Arkansas Missouri RR got about 3 SD70ACE's last year, but until then they had several C420's and 430's, as well as a bunch of RS and T switchers.

I never realized how boring the big road power is until you see something else, and realize that it's been in operation since steam power was pretty common.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if I should ask Julianne Hough to go out dancing?

[NQ6U]

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12455&stc=1&d=1402540154

It looks as if the shot may have been taken at the Tehachapi Loop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehachapi_Loop). Been there a few times, it's a great spot for a railfan.

[NA4BH]

Looks like it's from the Gomorrah Freeway East, near Shadow Valley Condoms

[NQ6U]

I wonder if I should ask Julianne Hough to go out dancing?

I heard a quote from her saying that she finds old amateur radio ops "really hot".

[K7SGJ]

I heard a quote from her saying that she finds old amateur radio ops "really hot".

Damn, that gave me a boner.

[W9JEF]

mower died, I guess I need a new one
current one is over 14 years old, changed the oil once and the blade once.
Now it'll start but dies after about 20 feet of mowing.

Mine was working perfectly, until the tip of the spark plug bumped the gas meter pipe.
Ever since then it starts okay, but dies shortly after the actual mowing starts.
If I hit the primer several times, then it will run (raw gasoline cleans the gap?).
I'm going to try a new spark plug, as I suspect that that's the problem.

[K7SGJ]

mower died, I guess I need a new one
current one is over 14 years old, changed the oil once and the blade once.
Now it'll start but dies after about 20 feet of mowing.

I would bet the carb is clogged up and just needs to be cleaned and the fuel lines replaced. Its not hard, and is very common due to the type of gas we are forced to use. Best thing to do is empty gas tank at end of season, and run engine until all residual fuel has been burned. Sta-bil fuel additive is your friend.

[ad4mg]

mower died, I guess I need a new one
current one is over 14 years old, changed the oil once and the blade once.
Now it'll start but dies after about 20 feet of mowing.


and it smokes like an alco (black smoke)

Briggs & Stratton? Black smoke is usually from unburned gas, oil smoke is usually lighter in color. Replace the gasket and diaphragm between the gas tank & carburetor. It's cheap, about $3. My walk behind (slightly newer at 8 years old) did the same thing. Replacing that diaphragm did the trick...

[W7XF]

Or you can install a cataclysmic perverter!!! :shifty:

[K7SGJ]

Or you can install a cataclysmic perverter!!! :shifty:

Isn't that like an orgasmatron?

[XE1/N5AL]

Isn't that like an orgasmatron?

Except that the perverter operates off a 20,000 Volt spark plug potential, rather 110 VAC.

[kb2vxa]

.

[NQ6U]

I get no kick from propane
Liquified gas is a pain in the ass
So tell me why it'd be true
That I get a kick from O2

[AE5CP]

You're not a fan of the Asylum street spankers, are you?

[N2NH]

I bucked one and Tim.............

Sang out "TIMMAH!"

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/downloads/images/season-4/404/404_skylerband2.gif?width=320

[NQ6U]

I dunno about the rest of you straight guys, but I find this:

http://i0.wp.com/www.fashionisingpictures.net/photoshoots/GROUP03805FLATLORES.jpg?w=620

much more appealing than this:

http://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/F5/1CA215F3205576A812D73F2EF157_h498_w598_m2.jpg

[W3WN]

I have to agree... the former are much more appealing that then later.

Simply because the first group is more "real". They don't look like they've been starving for months.

...not that I'd turn any of them down, mind you... yeah, sure, like THAT is ever going to happen...

[NQ6U]

...not that I'd turn any of them down, mind you... yeah, sure, like THAT is ever going to happen...

RR on that, OM. The part after the second ellipsis in particular.

[W9JEF]

I dunno about the rest of you straight guys, but I find this:

http://i0.wp.com/www.fashionisingpictures.net/photoshoots/GROUP03805FLATLORES.jpg?w=620

much more appealing than this:

http://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/F5/1CA215F3205576A812D73F2EF157_h498_w598_m2.jpg

Being that I weigh only 125 lbs, I resonate better with the second group.

Not that I'd kick the either of the groups out of bed for eating crackers.

[n2ize]

LOL! I knew a guy like that! Started talking about sushi one day at lunch and he ran off to puke.

I can't stand sushi.

[N2NH]

I have to agree... the former are much more appealing that then later.

Simply because the first group is more "real". They don't look like they've been starving for months.

...not that I'd turn any of them down, mind you... yeah, sure, like THAT is ever going to happen...

You might be surprised. When I lived near SoHo where many models live, it wasn't unusual to see some with older guys - 50s and even 60s. Apparently being a Cougar doesn't work when you're 19.

Also, agreed. I've always like fuller figured women, preferably without raging hormones and baggage. I've got enough baggage for the both of us. :lol:

[K7SGJ]

You might be surprised. When I lived near SoHo where many models live, it wasn't unusual to see some with older guys - 50s and even 60s. Apparently being a Cougar doesn't work when you're 19.

Also, agreed. I've always like fuller figured women, preferably without raging hormones and baggage. I've got enough baggage for the both of us. :lol:

GOMFL

[WØTKX]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6216741888/h7FC7C7AB/

[W3WN]

You might be surprised. When I lived near SoHo where many models live, it wasn't unusual to see some with older guys - 50s and even 60s. Apparently being a Cougar doesn't work when you're 19.
< snip >That's not a cougar. That's a gold-digging bimbo looking for a sugar daddy. And I ain't got the sugar.

[NA4BH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oubhFX9H7Q

[NQ6U]

A quote from Orange is the New Black:


Adventure is just hardship with an over-inflated sense of self.

[KG4CGC]

Here's something VERY interesting that we should all discuss, in depth. I'm watching 3, 2014 episodes of Drugs Inc on NatGeo. These are mainly about the drug war and border towns and how the big traffickers work. How prescription drugs are a huge problem in Utah because of the lack of stigma attached to drugs from doctors etc blah blah. That's all fine, right? So, guess what commercial(s) comes on several times during this time period throughout these episodes?
Beer and liquor commercials.
Corona Beer (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB8QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FCorona_ (beer)&ei=Et-0U9VAga_IBLDzgvgK&usg=AFQjCNHEzHDxFAWK2goif504oDUS5aWSzw&sig2=hKbEUf-afg3XpMevRtyzgg)

and

Disaronno (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CC4QFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDisaron no&ei=4t60U97xLIuxyASQ5oLwAg&usg=AFQjCNHdXgLQiu2BKRjs-1g8vLlZeVZzKw&sig2=8fU6aaqHdOHt6LJ6n3K43Q)

[XE1/N5AL]

DRUGS??? DRUGS??? I DON'T DO DRUGS!!!

...I DO Corona Beer!!!

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Seriously though, you do make a good point in your post, Charles.

[NA4BH]

Kiss in concert, Charlotte NC

RIGHT HERE (https://screen.yahoo.com/live/event/kiss)

[KG4CGC]

Oh for fuck's sake. I tried to smoke a cigarette and it was the most disgusting, unsatisfying thing I've ever tried to do.

[NQ6U]

Oh for fuck's sake. I tried to smoke a cigarette and it was the most disgusting, unsatisfying thing I've ever tried to do.

That's only because you never met my ex-wife.

[KG4CGC]

That's only because you never met my ex-wife.

RIMSHOT

[NA4BH]

I wonder how they taught the raccoon to sing?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_T_XgkmlE

[K7SGJ]

I'm thinking of calling Eva Longoria to see if she will be free this weekend.

[NA4BH]

No, it's still $20.00

[K7SGJ]

Wonder if she can break a fifty?

[NA4BH]

Is it paper or coin?

[KG4CGC]

I'm thinking of calling Eva Longoria to see if she will be free this weekend.

She's a real life vampire.

[K7SGJ]

She's a real life vampire.

I figured. When I asked her out, she said "bite me".

[VE7DCW]

I figured. When I asked her out, she said "bite me".

Bite you??? where Eddie.....?? :mrgreen:

[K7SGJ]

Bite you??? where Eddie.....?? :mrgreen:

I was afraid to ask, but my guess would be LA or NY.

[NA4BH]

I'm afraid you'll answer.

[K7SGJ]

Isn't it about time for you to go back to the land of 9999 lakes?

[NA4BH]

Papayas are $2.98 at SAMS. Big uns

[NQ6U]

Get yourself a bag of limes while you're there—papaya and lime is a great combo.

[NA4BH]

Please explain the combination. How do you make or prepare it?

[NQ6U]

Please explain the combination. How do you make or prepare it?

Simple: cut up the papaya however you like, then squeeze the juice of the lime all over it.

[NA4BH]

I will try that. I usually make papaya cream. You need a blender, cut up papaya, vanilla ice cream, and a little heavy cream. Put in blender and add heavy cream until you have the consistency of a milk shake. For and added treat drizzle a little Creme de Cassis on finished product in bowls.

[KG4CGC]

I will try that. I usually make papaya cream. You need a blender, cut up papaya, vanilla ice cream, and a little heavy cream. Put in blender and add heavy cream until you have the consistency of a milk shake. For and added treat drizzle a little Creme de Cassis on finished product in bowls.

doooooooooooood! You left out the ICE CREAM!

[NA4BH]

I did not. You've been sniffing pot or something.

[KG4CGC]

I did not. You've been sniffing pot or something.

I don't sniff pot. I'm pot sniff tested.

[NQ6U]

I will try that. I usually make papaya cream. You need a blender, cut up papaya, vanilla ice cream, and a little heavy cream. Put in blender and add heavy cream until you have the consistency of a milk shake. For and added treat drizzle a little Creme de Cassis on finished product in bowls.

Sounds killer, but I'm lactose intolerant. Besides, those big papayas come from Mexico and drizzling them with lime juice is how they do it down there.
You pinché gabacho.

[VE7DCW]

And because of the Mexican drug dealers slash Cartels........ limes have suddenly become scarce and very expensive...... at least around here! :yuck:

[NA4BH]

Same here

[XE1/N5AL]

They put lime juice on everything, and in everything, down here: on tacos, fish, potato chips (along with hot sauce) -- you name it. In the supermarket, you have to really search the shelves to locate a jar of mayonaise that DOESN'T have lime juice added. Locally, papayas cost around U.S. $0.70 per kg. ($0.32 per lb.) in the markets.
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[NA4BH]

Carl try this

http://www.freesnatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lactaid-ice-cream.jpg

[NQ6U]

Carl try this

http://www.freesnatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lactaid-ice-cream.jpg

Actually, I have. It's about the only ice cream I can eat but the variety of flavors is limited.

[XE1/N5AL]

Actually, I have. It's about the only ice cream I can eat but the variety of flavors is limited.
Squeeze some lime juice in it.

[NQ6U]

Squeeze some lime juice in it.

It would probably be okay. I do sometimes put it over peaches.

[KK4AMI]

POT SNIFFING IS a BAD HABIT!

[NA4BH]

POT SNIFFING IS a BAD HABIT!

I've tried to tell him

[K7SGJ]

It would probably be okay. I do sometimes put it over peaches.

This is Peaches

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12795&stc=1

[NA4BH]

BSO is my new hero

[VE7DCW]

This is Peaches

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12795&stc=1

I like peaches ......oh yes I do! :yes:

[NQ6U]

You prefer her to Peaches Christ?

http://stargayzerfest.com/fest/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/peacheschrist-e1397801715505.jpg

[W7XF]

I like peaches ......oh yes I do! :yes:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV14jq2n-jg

[NQ6U]

I think it's great that Lowes hires zombies as cashiers, I really do. Even the Undead need work.

[K7SGJ]

I think it's great that Lowes hires zombies as cashiers, I really do. Even the Undead need work.

At least they are willing to work graveyard.

[NQ6U]

A Harbor Freight store recently opened up about five blocks from my house. After she reluctantly went there with me one day to pick up some cheap tarps while we were running a few other errands, the XYL now actually likes going there with me.

As La Rata would say, who gnu?

[NA4BH]

Nothing like a BUBU LUBU when you got the hankering

[KG4CGC]

Go easy on that stuff.

[kb2vxa]

It won't lube your boobs but it will stick your teeth together.

[NA4BH]

Nailed W1AW/2 (14.216) on the first call. How's that for a pile-up buster. Rookies

[W3NCH]

I've been pondering what the job must be like for the poor bastard who works at the waste water plant and has to deal with the crap you flush down the toilet. I wonder if they make good money.

[NA4BH]

It's all you can eat, so there are are perks.

[WØTKX]

Nailed W1AW/2 (14.216) on the first call. How's that for a pile-up buster. Rookies

I got 'em on 17, and right away with my measly 100 watts. So there.

[NA4BH]

W1AW/1 is on 14.236 (+/-)

[WØTKX]

Just got 'em. :lol:

[NA4BH]

W1BS is trying his heart out to get them, poor bastid.

[WØTKX]

Too close, prolly. None of my regular radio buddies are on 14.295.

Well, I'm gonna call CQ and see if I can wake 'em up.

[NA4BH]

I can barely hear you here. Thunderstorms and stuff around here.

[K7SGJ]

Poo Poo on both of you. I just yelled out the front door and worked them. So there.

[NA4BH]

Poo Poo on both of you. I just yelled out the front door and worked them. So there.

That was QRP, zero wits. Right?

[NA4BH]

For your daily cluster fsck, tune to 14.222. A43MI

[NA4BH]

It's a sad day when this guy http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bb/bb232591b4a841421355f82da95e2fdf701359ae682b34893d a9f57e85ad8129.jpg is the best thing on TV.

[K7SGJ]

It's a sad day when this guy http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bb/bb232591b4a841421355f82da95e2fdf701359ae682b34893d a9f57e85ad8129.jpg is the best thing on TV.


I don't watch that crap. I'm hanging near the phone waiting for Zoe Saldana to call and ask me out.

[kb2vxa]

Ancient Aliens
The Tesla Experiment10:00 PM on H2 116, 1 hr 2014 TV-PG
Examining a theory that inventor Nikola Tesla communicated with extraterrestrials.

[XE1/N5AL]

About a year ago, I upgraded my satellite service to high definition. I was excited at the prospect of getting around 20 new high definition channels. With everything installed, I realized that many of those 20 hi-def. channels had nothing but scripted, reality show crap!

[NA4BH]

You want to watch a good live concert online go here (Wednesday night) https://screen.yahoo.com/live/event/john-legend

[VE7DCW]

It's a sad day when this guy http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/bb/bb232591b4a841421355f82da95e2fdf701359ae682b34893d a9f57e85ad8129.jpg is the best thing on TV.

Awwwww...... c'mon!! ...... you've got to let a little bit of Giorgio Tsoukalos in to your life sometimes! :rofl:

[kb2vxa]

I'd rather Topo Gigio.

[NQ6U]

According to this study (http://www.sciencenewsline.com/articles/2014082122120041.html), women who read all three books in the Fifty Shades of Gray erotic romance series are more likely to exhibit signs of eating disorders and are at increased risk of engaging in binge drinking and having multiple sex partners.

Causation or mere correlation?

[NA4BH]

So men starve, drink water, and jerk off?


ETA: I answered my own question. With the women off doing the other stuff, that's all they can do.

[N2NH]

According to this study (http://www.sciencenewsline.com/articles/2014082122120041.html), women who read all three books in the Fifty Shades of Gray erotic romance series are more likely to exhibit signs of eating disorders and are at increased risk of engaging in binge drinking and having multiple sex partners.

Causation or mere correlation?
Self-fulfilling prophesy. IMHO.

[NQ6U]

"'Gun-wielding recluse gunned down by local police' isn't the epitaph I want. I am hoping for 'Witnesses reported the sound up to two hundred kilometers away' or 'Last body part finally located'"

[K7SGJ]

When the hell did those cheap ass bastids change loose-leaf paper from 8 1/2 x 11 to 8 x 10 1/2? They still charge the same, nay, more for it, too.

[kb2vxa]

You can't eat paper, unless you're throwing spitballs at the teacher. Higher prices for less product hits hard at the supermarket and makes belt tightening literal.

[K7SGJ]

You can't eat paper, unless you're throwing spitballs at the teacher. Higher prices for less product hits hard at the supermarket and makes belt tightening literal.


Belt? You can afford a belt? I wish I had one.

[N2NH]

Dookie Bois with other sites shouldn't come and take a dump here... and keep getting away with it...

[NA4BH]

Do you know the muffin man?

[KG4CGC]

If you say "Mr. Dobolina" 4 times in a mirror, a girl in a white dress will appear and tell you about all the things she loves about pumpkin spice.

[NQ6U]

If you say "Mr. Dobolina" 4 times in a mirror, a girl in a white dress will appear and tell you about all the things she loves about pumpkin spice.

She'll also tell you about the China Clipper calling Alameda. Zilch.

[NA4BH]

It isn't my opinion what the people are intending

[KG4CGC]

If I had a kid as a result of a love triangle I would name him, "Isosceles".
Name like that would surely get to the root of the problem.
It's probably the 'root' that created that fictional problem.
Apparently there were no squares around. Things could have become rather acute.
Depends on their angle.
You just can't trust those squares. Often they're not STRAIGHT and have other angles in mind.
Stubborn and obtuse they are. You'd expect them to be a little less irrational.
Some may be obtuse but I'm okay with that.
I see an oblique future for them.
We have to talk. You need to know it's pi that's causing your multiplication problems.
The desire of pi to factor cleanly is always the moral center of the problem.
3.14....... leaves me hang'n like a dangling participle.

[K7SGJ]

If I had a kid as a result of a love triangle I would name him, "Isosceles".
Name like that would surely get to the root of the problem.
It's probably the 'root' that created that fictional problem.
Apparently there were no squares around. Things could have become rather acute.
Depends on their angle.
You just can't trust those squares. Often they're not STRAIGHT and have other angles in mind.
Stubborn and obtuse they are. You'd expect them to be a little less irrational.
Some may be obtuse but I'm okay with that.
I see an oblique future for them.
We have to talk. You need to know it's pi that's causing your multiplication problems.
The desire of pi to factor cleanly is always the moral center of the problem.
3.14....... leaves me hang'n like a dangling participle.

You might be better off to divide and conquer. At least that's how I see it add up.

[W7XF]

I'll have some fresh strawberry ∏ with whipped cream, please.

[K7SGJ]

I'll have some fresh strawberry ∏ with whipped cream, please.

Would you like some sprinkles and your nuts crushed?

[NQ6U]

I am a criminal—I violated Federal law by using a product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Specifically, I mixed my Bug-B-Gon at 3 Fl Oz per gallon instead of 2 Fl Oz per gallon.

[NA4BH]

I am a criminal—I violated Federal law by using a product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Specifically, I mixed my Bug-B-Gon at 3 Fl Oz per gallon instead of 2 Fl Oz per gallon.

That's how it always starts. One ounce more to get your kicks, next is two. Where does it stop? Call Dr. Phil right now before you're too far gone. We'll all pray for you.

[kd6nig]

I am a criminal—I violated Federal law by using a product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Specifically, I mixed my Bug-B-Gon at 3 Fl Oz per gallon instead of 2 Fl Oz per gallon.

So will the bugs that encounter it die 1.5 times?

[NQ6U]

So will the bugs that encounter it die 1.5 times?

I'm just hoping the little bastards (Argentine ants, and I know I don't have to tell a fellow Six-Lander about what a PITA those things are) die once. The recommended daily dosage of Bug-B-Gon didn't appear to do much more than annoy them sightly.

[NA4BH]

Put out those traps that make them come up and eat until they explode. Not only are they effective, they are fun to watch.

[K7SGJ]

Makes a neat sculpture when you pour hot metal in their hole.

Kind of a colony-oscopy.

[KG4CGC]

I am a criminal—I violated Federal law by using a product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Specifically, I mixed my Bug-B-Gon at 3 Fl Oz per gallon instead of 2 Fl Oz per gallon.

Chump. I, torn the tag off my mattress.

[NA4BH]

Chump. I, torn the tag off my mattress.

You are so busted. How dare you

[KG4CGC]

You are so busted. How dare you

You want some of this too? Huh? You vagina. Come at me, bro.

[NA4BH]

You want some of this too? Huh? You vagina. Come at me, bro.

OH HELL YEAH, I know where you live in Waverly Idaho. Leave your porch light on so I don't trip over the kids toys.

[K7SGJ]

OH HELL YEAH, I know where you live in Waverly Idaho. Leave your porch light on so I don't trip over the kids toys.

Your thoughts are always so..........well.......so random.

[NA4BH]

Your thoughts are always so..........well.......so random.

You can hold his beer when the "DANCE" starts.


So whats up with your tag line under your call sign? Nobody understands French around here. Par-Lay-Voo

[K7SGJ]

You can hold his beer when the "DANCE" starts.


So whats up with your tag line under your call sign? Nobody understands French around here. Par-Lay-Voo

It's not French, it's Eyetalian.

[NA4BH]

I rest my case, NOBODY knows what it means.

[K7SGJ]

Huh, Who Gnu?

[KG4CGC]

OH HELL YEAH, I know where you live in Waverly Idaho. Leave your porch light on so I don't trip over the kids toys.

Respect me, bro. Respect me, bro. I respect you, bro. Don't make me dis you, bro.

[K7SGJ]

Respect me, bro. Respect me, bro. I respect you, bro. Don't make me dis you, bro.

Go ahead and dis him, you know you wanna. Gopher it.

[NQ6U]

Just put the new registration sticker on the Ranger, but I feel like I got ripped off. The old one was still good for another 11 hours and 28 minutes.

[K7SGJ]

Just put the new registration sticker on the Ranger, but I feel like I got ripped off. The old one was still good for another 11 hours and 28 minutes.


Deja Vu. I just put the new one on my Ranger about 30 minutes ago, too. But mine is a Polaris Ranger.

[NQ6U]

Deja Vu. I just put the new one on my Ranger about 30 minutes ago, too. But mine is a Polaris Ranger.

For all that snow you get there in New River, Arizona, right?

http://c0463171.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/2010_Polaris_Sno_Ranger_800_Side-72-2524-1.jpg

[VE7DCW]

Just put the new registration sticker on the Ranger, but I feel like I got ripped off. The old one was still good for another 11 hours and 28 minutes.

Shit...... that's cool ......my insurance and registration ran out on my truck at midnight last night..... i've got to wait till payday on Friday before I can get enough money to put it back on the road..... all my tools and crap are in the back......it blows, but shit happens..... couple of days to payday..... :mrgreen:

[K7SGJ]

For all that snow you get there in New River, Arizona, right?

http://c0463171.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/2010_Polaris_Sno_Ranger_800_Side-72-2524-1.jpg

It's a dry snow.

[NQ6U]

Shit...... that's cool ......my insurance and registration ran out on my truck at midnight last night..... i've got to wait till payday on Friday before I can get enough money to put it back on the road..... all my tools and crap are in the back......it blows, but shit happens..... couple of days to payday..... :mrgreen:

Gerry, how badly do they ding you for late registration up there? Here, you miss the deadline and it's an extra 30% and the longer you wait, the bigger the fees become.

[VE7DCW]

Gerry, how badly do they ding you for late registration up there? Here, you miss the deadline and it's an extra 30% and the longer you wait, the bigger the fees become.

Nada..... when the registration runs out..... that's it..... registration and insurance good for a year...... there are various ways in payment lengths,but it's compulsory provincial government insurance under the motor vehicle act.....

See for yourself.......

http://www.icbc.com/Pages/default.aspx

ICBC is involved in anything to do with road safety regulation, licensing,insurance and anything in regards to the Motor Vehicle act,!

:wtf:

[NA4BH]

I have actually seen it all, now........... Possibly NSFW, depending on where your monitor is and your speaker volume.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qhYuGCxKA

[KB3LAZ]

Bleh, 1 gram of paracetamol every 8 hours and 600mg of Ibuprofen twice a day. Top that off with antibiotics. My stomach is going to be jumping through hoops.

Slightly inflamed larynx. The doctor says that it is likely because I have to talk 6-8 hours a day at work but gave me some soft antibiotics to be on the safe side. I tell you, they give antibiotics for everything here. Normally, I avoid antibiotics if I can but I have only taken them twice in 5 years so I'm not worried about it.

Ofc he told me to stop smoking, lol. Been there, done that and it never lasts but at least I am only smoking 5-7 a day. Much better than the pack+ a day I was smoking.

[KG4CGC]

Bleh, 1 gram of paracetamol every 8 hours and 600mg of Ibuprofen twice a day. Top that off with antibiotics. My stomach is going to be jumping through hoops.

Slightly inflamed larynx. The doctor says that it is likely because I have to talk 6-8 hours a day at work but gave me some soft antibiotics to be on the safe side. I tell you, they give antibiotics for everything here. Normally, I avoid antibiotics if I can but I have only taken them twice in 5 years so I'm not worried about it.

Ofc he told me to stop smoking, lol. Been there, done that and it never lasts but at least I am only smoking 5-7 a day. Much better than the pack+ a day I was smoking.

Hmmmm, considered ... Vaping?

[kb2vxa]

"...600mg of Ibuprofen twice a day. ... My stomach is going to be jumping through hoops."

You're telling ME? One day I thought I was having a heart attack and was rushed to the emergency room, no heart attack but the blood test revealed acute anemia so they gave me two units of whole blood. To make a long story even longer, they cauterized a bleeding stomach ulcer and put me on medication. That was the end of the ibuprofen, now I'm in pain management with those wonderful narcotics but that's another story all in itself.

[XE1/N5AL]

...I tell you, they give antibiotics for everything here. ...
Same thing here in Mexico. Until just a few years ago, the sale of antibiotics didn't even require a prescription. After the law changed, the largest pharmacies added a doctor to their staff. This doctor will check you out, for about 3 to 4 dollars, and then prescribe your antibiotics.

[K7SGJ]

Same thing here in Mexico. Until just a few years ago, the sale of antibiotics didn't even require a prescription. After the law changed, the largest pharmacies added a doctor to their staff. This doctor will check you out, for about 3 to 4 dollars, and then prescribe your antibiotics.

Three or four dollars? What kind of doctor? 90 year old, out of work veterinarian?

[NA4BH]

Vegetarians need to make money too.

[NQ6U]

Vegetarians need to make money too.

Vegetarians are doctors who work with vegetables, right?

[NA4BH]

They work ON vegetables.

[KB3LAZ]

Hmmmm, considered ... Vaping?

Did that for awhile and gave up both but got drawn back in.

[KG4CGC]

Did that for awhile and gave up both but got drawn back in.

You should, hmmmm ... vape.

[K7SGJ]

They work ON vegetables.


They are vegetables. Usually from okrahoma.

[NA4BH]

Vegetables are also good tuber players, they band together.