Random Thoughts

[NA4BH]

After saying that, I suggest you sleep with your eyes open. That way you can see the muzzle flash.

[K7SGJ]

After saying that, I suggest you sleep with your eyes open. That way you can see the muzzle flash.


That's not a bad idea, since by the time the boom gets there, I won't be hearing it anyway.

[NA4BH]

Light travels faster. Glad I could help.

[K7SGJ]

Light travels faster. Glad I could help.

Not in Minnesota.

[NA4BH]

I wasn't gonna bring that up. Frozen light travels at 4/5ths the speed of sound, making it impossible to see before your life story is a spot on a pillow. It's smoke and mirrors, a parlor game if you will.

[K7SGJ]

I wasn't gonna bring that up. Frozen light travels at 4/5ths the speed of sound, making it impossible to see before your life story is a spot on a pillow. It's smoke and mirrors, a parlor game if you will.


No, I won't.

[NA4BH]

Go ahead and relax, It could be the biggest day you ever had. You would be the talk of the 6pm news. Hell, I'd vote for you.

[K7SGJ]

Go ahead and relax, It could be the biggest day you ever had. You would be the talk of the 6pm news. Hell, I'd vote for you.

Great. Maybe I will run. I have this idea of health care that everyone can afford. The only hangup is getting the web site to work right.

[KG4CGC]

In our universe, there are cuttle fish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwOi7HpHtQ&feature=youtu.be

[KG4CGC]

And frogs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndQZBQJf034

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/THONG_zps3f913f78.png

[NA4BH]

He said

SPACE ROCKS (http://news.yahoo.com/bizarre-asteroid-six-tails-spotted-hubble-telescope-photos-214743038.html)

[KG4NEL]

He said

SPACE ROCKS (http://news.yahoo.com/bizarre-asteroid-six-tails-spotted-hubble-telescope-photos-214743038.html)

Rob Ford is already on that.

[NA4BH]

GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY,I AM MRS DEBORAH JENNIFER HERMAN A CITIZEN OF AUSTRALIA BUT PRESENTLY IN THE MALAYSIA.I USED TO BE WORKING FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, I AM 50 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTIAN BUT FROM ALL INDICATION,MY CONDITIONS HEALTH WISE IS REALLY DETERIORATING DUE TO A PAINFUL LONG TIME OF SUFFERING FROM CANCER OF THE LUNGS AND NOW,FROM OBVIOUS RESULTS FROM MY DOCTORS INDICATES THAT I WON"T LIVE MORE THAN 1 YEAR, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE OF COMATOSE.


Will they ever get the memo? At least get the diagnosis correct.

[KG4NEL]

Tits or GTFO is the reply to that.

[NA4BH]

I LOLed. I'm gonna reply with that.

[K7SGJ]

Tits or GTFO is the reply to that.

Tits has always been a good reply for most anything.

[NA4BH]

DEARLY BELOVED [PLEASE HELP HUMANITY]2

Send a picture of your tits or STFU....................

p.s. Your cancer sounds bad.



This is what I sent back

[N2NH]

If she asks tell her you need the picture to make a medical determination.

[NQ6U]

From the SD Craig's List (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mis/4179271458.html).

Got my hopes up for a minute but it's not me, damn it. I guess that Charles is the only Islander able to attract his own CL stalker.

[NA4BH]

The Soyuz capsule is about to enter the atmosphere watch live

http://www.space.com/17933-nasa-television-webcasts-live-space-tv.html

[K7SGJ]

Speaking of Raquel Welch, I was watching a movie she was in, and wondered what she might look today. She was born in 1940. Here is a pix from last year:

10965

Not too bad for 73 yo or so.

[NQ6U]

Speaking of Raquel Welch, I was watching a movie she was in, and wondered what she might look today. She was born in 1940. Here is a pix from last year:

10965

Not too bad for 73 yo or so.

Not too bad when helped out by lighting & makeup. Probably surgery, too. But she had good underpinnings, that helps out a lot. Really nice...cheekbones.

[kb2vxa]

Don't bust an eyeball, here you go.

[KG4NEL]

Meh.

[kb2vxa]

The man is blind. (;->)

[KG4CGC]

The man is blind. (;->)

The man is 20 something. RW is old enough to be his great grandmother.

[NQ6U]

The man is 20 something. RW is old enough to be his great grandmother.

GGILF.

She's only 13 years older than I am, I've done the deed with women who'd be older than her now.

[KG4NEL]

The man is 20 something. RW is old enough to be his great grandmother.

Ding ding.

50-somethings are about my limit.

[KG4CGC]

GGILF.

She's only 13 years older than I am, I've done the deed with women who'd be older than her now.

OK, so she's 13 years older than when dirt was invented.

[K7SGJ]

OK, so she's 13 years older than when dirt was invented.

I'd gladly sweep her dust bin.

[KG4CGC]

I'd gladly sweep her dust bin.

Bring lube. A dust bin full.

[NA4BH]

OMFG !!!

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/vsT76IhaRYKAX00.NXeu4g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTEzMDM7cHlvZmY9MDtxPT c1O3NtPTE7dz02NzI-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2013-11-13/a81a2254-81ab-4db2-997a-574697e69a4f_NicoleScherzinger1.jpg

[KG4CGC]

OMFG !!!

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/vsT76IhaRYKAX00.NXeu4g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTEzMDM7cHlvZmY9MDtxPT c1O3NtPTE7dz02NzI-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2013-11-13/a81a2254-81ab-4db2-997a-574697e69a4f_NicoleScherzinger1.jpg

Bring loob.

[NA4BH]

Buckets full. Rodeo on tonight


ETA: This gives a new perspective to the "*8 SECOND RIDE".

[KG4CGC]

Buckets full. Rodeo on tonight


ETA: This gives a new perspective to the "*8 SECOND RIDE".

Don't fall in.

[NA4BH]

That's where the dust bin enters the scene.

[KG4CGC]

That's where the dust bin enters the scene.

Will there be cake later?

[KG4NEL]

Bring loob.

Now we talkin'.

[KG4NEL]

That's where the dust bin enters the scene.

Exit, pursued by a bear?

[kb2vxa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw

[KG4NEL]

The epitome of torture:

http://www.bodymybody.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rumble_roller-e1379297149577.jpg

Just got done with a 15-minute session with one of these on my recalcitrant IT band in my leg. Think the worst pizza roller you ever came across, now put all your weight on it while evil elves poke at you.

Twice a day for the next week, and I may be able to slug through a 10K on Thanksgiving.

[NA4BH]

Another rocket getting ready to launch

http://www.space.com/17933-nasa-television-webcasts-live-space-tv.html

[K7SGJ]

Way cool. It would be a real hoot to be on Mars and watch that thing scream overhead, and then touch down and deploy.

[NA4BH]

Do people really pay to do this?

http://www.remotehamradio.com/

Up to $7000.00/year?

[KG4NEL]

Do people really pay to do this?

http://www.remotehamradio.com/

Up to $7000.00/year?

We batted that back and forth around here not too long ago.

Totally makes sense if you consider the rising tide of condo dwellers with more in their 401K than they can feasibly spend playing high-stakes shuffleboard.

[N2NH]

OK, so she's 13 years older than when dirt was invented.

I was wondering why women were telling us that she was the perfect woman. Not bad for a septuagenarian, but I'll stick to the road less traveled; Thanks anyways ladies. Nice to see you have our back and that there isn't a woman under 70 that's good enough for us. :-P

[NA4BH]

Me and the boys threw something together for you Eddie. This will make the trip to Minnesota go by faster. You will have more time to visit the 9,999 lakes.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu46IoFtg9c
















Ham und Cheese (I do miss him) :whistle: :whistle:

[NQ6U]

Ya know what the iPhone needs? A suicide app. Yeah, now that would really come in handy sometimes.

[NQ6U]

Why would the Maritime Mobile Safety Net be looking for check-ins from Iowa? It's a l-o-n-g way from Iowa to the nearest ocean and don't tell me about Mississipi River traffic. "Maritime" means "oceanic," from the Latin word "mare," or "sea."

[K7SGJ]

Why would the Maritime Mobile Safety Net be looking for check-ins from Iowa? It's a l-o-n-g way from Iowa to the nearest ocean and don't tell me about Mississipi River traffic. "Maritime" means "oceanic," from the Latin word "mare," or "sea."

And mare, taken from the dictionary of equine terms, mean whinny little bitch, in any language. More or less

[KG4NEL]

The last /MM station I heard on 20 (a tug in NY harbor, IIRC) was far away from the MMSN, and apparently didn't need any help from them :D

Funny enough, we have a guy in our local club that does a fair amount of serious offshore sailing (30-50' rigs, Northeast-Bermuda-Caribbean runs) and I don't think he's mentioned 14.300 once...

[NA4BH]

I talked to a guy that was kayak mobile one time. No shit.


ETA: go check it out (I found it) http://www.adventure-radio.org/ars/pages/back_issues/2006_text/1106_text/N0LX.html

[K7SGJ]

I talked to a guy that was kayak mobile one time. No shit.

Shit creek?

[NQ6U]

Shit creek?

No, paddle.

[K7SGJ]

Who Gnu?

[NQ6U]

Who Gnu?

Ewe new.

[NA4BH]

Not one person has mentioned the fantastic performance that Carrie Underwood did in "The Sound of Music" on NBC. It was GREAT !!!

[NQ6U]

Not one person has mentioned the fantastic performance that Carrie Underwood did in "The Sound of Music" on NBC. It was GREAT !!!

Show tunes? Uh oh, we all know where that leads...

[kb2vxa]

The hills are alive with the sound of... Dueling Banjos.

[KG4CGC]

If I'm on 85 going 65 mile an hour I'm already 5 mph over the speed limit. If you see me you'll notice there's often 100 yards between me and the car in front of me. Take that as a hint AND GET OFF MY ASS!

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/961292c1-1f96-410e-aed8-39935f76c3b5_zps503b9993.png

[KG4NEL]

If I'm on 85 going 65 mile an hour I'm already 5 mph over the speed limit. If you see me you'll notice there's often 100 yards between me and the car in front of me. Take that as a hint AND GET OFF MY ASS!

My favorite one is when I'm already in the right lane, and the tailgaters are so close that their headlights are under the level of my rear windows and mirror.

I can swap bumpers in about 10 minutes and use one socket to do it, a whole new front clip is going to be a bitch...

[NA4BH]

Scroll down and watch the trailer. LOL

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/seth-rogen-mature-adult-sort-neighbors-trailer-170032321.html

[W9JEF]

My favorite one is when I'm already in the right lane, and the tailgaters are so close that their headlights are under the level of my rear windows and mirror.

I can swap bumpers in about 10 minutes and use one socket to do it, a whole new front clip is going to be a bitch...

When one of those fat-ass, under-powered pickups commences to tailgate,

my response is to slow down, then at the next uphill, downshift and accelerate. ;)

Years ago, on a two-lane Wisconsin highway (going 10 over the posted limit),

I'd deal with Mr. Tailgater by easing the right-side wheels onto the gravel shoulder.

The ensuing cloud of dust and stones would make him back off, pronto. :)

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/94a9aeeb-cdc4-41f4-ab41-95b9872b453b_zpsa429d89f.png

[K7SGJ]

Hmmm. I wonder if Christian Mingle advertises on the porno channels?

[NA4BH]

Vanilla wafers

[K7SGJ]

Vanilla wafers


I had that same thought while in Costco today. I bought two huge double bag boxes of them.

[NA4BH]

I forgot I bought some last week and happened upon them while nosing through the pantry.

[K7SGJ]

One of my favorite treats. Damn near killed one bag of them today.

[NA4BH]

That's my boy !!!!! :agree: They have heroin in them or something.

[K7SGJ]

That's my boy !!!!! :agree: They have heroin in them or something.

They are impossibe to shoot though a syringe, and vanilla wafer suppositories leave a bit to be desired.

[NA4BH]

And I thought it was just me. WHEW !!

[NA4BH]

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?



Who the fsck did it? Does anyone know?

[KG4CGC]

Who the fsck did it? Does anyone know?

The Dos Equis Man. That's who. I gnu.

[NA4BH]

The Dos Equis Man. That's who. I gnu.

You know Argo?

[NQ6U]

Who the fsck did it? Does anyone know?

Yeah, who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

[KG4CGC]

What. Did. You. Do?


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/4583485_1_l_zps5fdb0d69.jpg

[NA4BH]

Minnesota is freezing right now.

[KG4CGC]

Minnesota is freezing right now.

And Bachmann's brain is on the back banister getting blistered in the breeze.

[K7SGJ]

Minnesota is freezing right now.


And missing you.

[NA4BH]

And missing you.


It's 7:47 (local time), "Where is your Argo"?


ETA: This is post 3333

[K7SGJ]

BFD 3334

[suddenseer]

Nothing beats a good wake & bake!

[NA4BH]

Pickled eggs = great conversation starter.

[K7SGJ]

Pickled eggs = great conversation starter = loss of close friends.

Fixed it for you.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/AirSlug2_zps464ff078.png

[K7SGJ]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/AirSlug2_zps464ff078.png

Is that going on one of your pizzas?

[NQ6U]

Okay, I learned something new today: ChristianMingle.com (http://www.christianmingle.com/) is not the place to advertise to hook up with swingers.

[NA4BH]

You're looking for ChristianTingle?

[kb2vxa]

When you get a Christian Tingle, be sure to wear a Tingley rubber.

[K7SGJ]

When you get a Christian Tingle, be sure to wear a Tingley rubber.

Retreads? Check em before you use em.

[KB3LAZ]

Bleh, I had to work a morning shift. I hate mornings but its over.

[kb2vxa]

"Retreads? Check em before you use em."
If they pass the water test they're OK, but unfortunately the African military still hasn't figured out how to use them.

To get serious for a moment, (?) a short Tingley story. I grew up within sight of the old Tingley estate in Rahway, NJ, now the site of a fairly new development. Up the road barely across the Clark city line was the factory where my father worked which at the time made only rubber footwear. It's nice to be able to walk to work saving wear and tear on the car, except when mum used it to go grocery shopping. As an aside, they had a deep well and a cistern I drew sweet water from, better drinking than the city stuff. Some years later they opened a much larger factory in South Plainfield and dad went with them.

He brought home all the footwear we could ever want, my favorite was the 17" stretch knee boot, easy to get on and off and it had a wrap around slot and knob (he said knob) closure making it ideal keeping my feet dry while shoveling snow. For pretty much everything else was the Tingley Tote, a slip on general purpose overshoe. I refrain from using the common term "rubber" because some dingaling might try to put it on his johnson. Some time later the Totes Isotoner Corporation came out with a line of footwear, umbrellas and cold weather gear and the Tingley overshoe became the "Moccasin". They also made short runs of other rubber products including a baton he carried when called up as an auxiliary policeman, he gave me another just for fun. It was a wicked little thing that replaced the old reliable rubber hose used for suspect interrogation, it only got worse when loaded with lead shot, sort of like a dead blow hammer.

After his retirement they opened a second factory in South Plainfield near the first and a third in Edison, the product line greatly expanded too. Today they make all sorts of rubber products, clothing, footwear, etc. used in retail sales, industry, mining, agriculture, forestry, hazmat and many others. When you wear a Tingley rubber wear it with pride, made in USA, deep in the heart of Jersey as a matter of fact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWPxRpBVqY

[K7SGJ]

If there is no God, then who made Honky Tonk women? Just wonderin..........

[NQ6U]

If there is no God, then who made Honky Tonk women? Just wonderin..........

Married men who think they're still single. They've caused many a good girl to go wrong. BTW, it's Honky Tonk Angels; you've mixed up two songs.

[K7SGJ]

Married men who think they're still single. They've caused many a good girl to go wrong. BTW, it's Honky Tonk Angels; you've mixed up two songs.

Yer right, now go back to your hotel room and leave me alone.

[kb2vxa]

"If there is no God, then who made Honky Tonk women?"

The Rolling Stones.
Its the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

[NQ6U]

"We-uns in this here universe don't like no glitches in our spacetime continuum, stranger."

[kb2vxa]

Glitches in your stitches? A stitch in time saves Plan 9. In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles. They've been like that all down through the ages. Especially in a spot like this. It's because of men like you that all must be destroyed. You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid! Eros, do we *have* to kill them? Because all you of Earth are idiots. I'll bet my badge that we haven't seen the last of those weirdies.

[KB2SFH]

No thoughts here random or otherwise.

[kb2vxa]

Yeah we know, but I won't say why because I can't run with my bum foot.

[KB2SFH]

Yeah we know, but I won't say why because I can't run with my bum foot.

good thinking bozo

[KG4CGC]

My cat always wants to lick my hand when I'm trying to use the mouse. Then she tries to take over the mousepad. Then she can't understand why I want it back.

[K7SGJ]

My cat always wants to lick my hand when I'm trying to use the mouse. Then she tries to take over the mousepad. Then she can't understand why I want it back.


My dog does the same thing. Attention whores I tell ya.

[KG4CGC]

Just the mouse hand and, she makes sure to dig her tongue bristles in extra hard in the sensitive tween skin between my fingers close to the hand.
She knows what she's doing.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/DSC_0516_zps624a7515.jpg

[kb2vxa]

"good thinking bozo"
Yeah Sue, we're all bozos on the bus so relax and enjoy the ride.

"My cat always wants to lick my hand when I'm trying to use the mouse. Then she tries to take over the mouse pad."
She wants to kill the mouse.

[NA4BH]

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?


Who did it?

[W7XF]

They did:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zCGrl5Xet0

[N2NH]

25 lbs in a 5 lb bag.

http://i.imgur.com/hTnQJVc.gif

[kb2vxa]

You're tellin' ME? Twerking will keep love handles in check but won't do a thing for big booty butt. Now please pass the eye bleach.

Oh hey, did you hear about the latest fad? They get them pumped up to make them even bigger, some I've seen are so outrageous they look like pears on steroids! Don't worry, I'll return the eye bleach when I'm done with it.

[KG4CGC]

25 lbs in a 5 lb bag.

http://i.imgur.com/hTnQJVc.gif

"That's a nice phat ass for a white girl."

[NA4BH]

What kind of TV is that? Deal-breaker, just sayin'.

[KG4CGC]

What kind of TV is that? Deal-breaker, just sayin'.

http://www.superstarmagazine.com/ross-sisters-crazy-breakdance-from-1944-will-leave-you-speechless/

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if there are time zones in space?

[NA4BH]

I wonder if there are time zones in space?

yes

[K7SGJ]

yes


Yes? YES? That's it? You can do better than that. How does it relate to UTC or GMT or AZ time?

[NA4BH]

AZ time is plus 3 minutes.

[K7SGJ]

AZ time is plus 3 minutes.


Well that fucking cleared it all up. This should make your head explode E=MC^2 damnit, this computer has a broken sqared key.

[KG4CGC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apVR5Htz0K4

[NA4BH]

Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/a-first-fish-documented-feeding-on-flying-birds/

[kb2vxa]

Some hunt from the middle, some hunt along the shore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RzBqEPJMqs

That box is funny as hell! I'm sure it reminds you guys of what it reminds me of.
Hey mister, your fly is open.

[NQ6U]

Was Jesus of Nazareth a Cross Dresser?

[K7SGJ]

Was Jesus of Nazareth a Cross Dresser?

Only at the end.

[VE7DCW]

Was Jesus of Nazareth a Cross Dresser?

Nawwww....... he was cross all the time in those days...... :yes:

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/KFB/Trinny_Eyes_02_zpsa4c5c5fa.png

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if anyone wants to see Tuesday Weld?

Perhaps Natalie Wood.

[NA4BH]

I wonder if anyone wants to see Tuesday Weld?

Perhaps Natalie Wood.


Only if she was photographed near the Orson Wells.

[VE7DCW]

Only if she was photographed near the Orson Wells.

......near the archaeological site next to Billy Idol ...... :chin:

[kb2vxa]

Where Indiana Jones is on his last crusade raiding the lost arc of Nikola Tesla in the temple of doom somewhere in the kingdom of the crystal skull.

[KB3LAZ]

Hum...one of our stores here has an international gourmet section and carries foods from around the world. The American section is normally quite small in such places, in this store it is particularly small. What is passed off as gourmet American food? Dr Pepper, Reese's, Ranch Dressing, and Jalapeño poppers. I'm not sure that I would consider any of that gourmet. I bought one of each, though. :mrgreen:

[NQ6U]

Hum...one of our stores here has an international gourmet section and carries foods from around the world. The American section is normally quite small in such places, in this store it is particularly small. What is passed off as gourmet American food? Dr Pepper, Reese's, Ranch Dressing, and Jalapeño poppers. I'm not sure that I would consider any of that gourmet. I bought one of each, though. :mrgreen:

What, no Velveeta??

[K7SGJ]

What, no Velveeta??


Haven't you been watching the news?

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/not-stunt-velveeta-confirms-shortage-2D11887843

This could be worse than the fuel shortages of years past.

[KB3LAZ]

What, no Velveeta??

Yeah, a cheese flavored block of plastic. I am not so sure how well it would sell here. Even little shops have 100's of options for cheese.

[W7XF]

Shit, even mice turn their noses on Velveeta! :vomit:

[kb2vxa]

They know poison when they smell it.

[VE7MGF]

i read in the paper that the wendys girl GASP is not a redhead

[K7SGJ]

i read in the paper that the wendys girl GASP is not a redhead

I'd like to be the one to verify it one way or the other. She is gorgeous.

[NA4BH]

I'd like to be the one to verify it one way or the other. She is gorgeous.

You'll need a knee kicker to lay the carpet.

[K7SGJ]

You'll need a knee kicker to lay the carpet.

That's what scares me. I wonder if she'd do a tack strip for me?

[NA4BH]

If you ever got there you'd probably take a knap on the pile and be shagged out of there.

[kb2vxa]

If he was shagged it would have been in the bedroom.

[NA4BH]

Wow, one of the most brilliant lines I ever posted got vapourized (how European of me).

[kb2vxa]

No, how British of ME! How's THAT for being called out on the carpet? (;->)

[K7SGJ]

Wow, one of the most brilliant lines I ever posted got vapourized (how European of me).

Yeah, but now you can use it again, and only you and I will know you plagiarized yourself. In public, no less. Miracle indeed.

[ki4itv]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-b2YNErwxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-b2YNErwxw

:lol:

[kb2vxa]

Oh shit, that's even funnier than when Chris Rush (the album Your First Rush) did a routine about everyone stroking in unison, the synchronized back and forth motion knocking Earth off its axis and spinning off into space. An earlier joke was about a man teaching his son to pee by the numbers, later he heard from the bathroom 3-4 3-4 3-4.......

That's my not so random thought for the day.

[K7SGJ]

I just had a bowl of Rice Krispies. When I added milk, they said whinny bitch......whinny bitch. I think I got a defective box of cereal.

[NQ6U]

I just had a bowl of Rice Krispies. When I added milk, they said whinny bitch......whinny bitch. I think I got a defective box of cereal.

You got the wrong cereal!

http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz79/gyrogeerloose/PopeKrispies.gif

[K7SGJ]

Yup. That makes perfect sense.

[N2NH]

Puppies!

[KG4NEL]

Whew.

Been a busy month. Accepted an informal offer for a new job today, formal offer letter coming tomorrow. Big raise involved, benefits, all the stuff I've yet to see in the mom 'n pop places I've been since finishing undergrad. I'm expecting February to be a blur.

As a side effect, I'll finally get to enjoy ham radio this year :cool2:

[kb2vxa]

Hey man, that's better than puppies! Well now, maybe you can afford to open a kennel and have puppies and kittens too?

[NA4BH]

ONE COOL VIDEO (http://travel.yahoo.com/blogs/compass/time-lapse-video-showcases-stunning-storms-205439828.html)

[kb2vxa]

One random thought deserves another, but there are no words to adequately describe it.

[KB3LAZ]

Anyone looking for a job? Saw this posted on the zed.

http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?423411-TEN-TEC-Seeks-Sales-Marketing-Manager&p=3083594#post3083594

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Rachel McAdams would go out with me?

[KG4NEL]

Anyone looking for a job? Saw this posted on the zed.

http://forums.qrz.com/showthread.php?423411-TEN-TEC-Seeks-Sales-Marketing-Manager&p=3083594#post3083594

I'm still getting my head wrapped around why there's a Titanic Museum in Pigeon Forge...

[KG4NEL]

Busy day checking out rentals. One thing going for me, I'm childless for the foreseeable future so things like school districts don't really mean a whole lot for me.

Unfortunately, I can't work remotely from one of those DXpedition places in the Caribbean...

[NA4BH]

I'm still getting my head wrapped around why there's a Titanic Museum in Pigeon Forge...

That's where it wrecked. It hit the Dolly Parton icebergs.

[NA4BH]

You can tell it's National Guard weekend here, the Arc Light Bombing is close.

[kb2vxa]

So, B-52D Stratofortresses carpet bombed Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, now Alabama?

[K7SGJ]

So, B-52D Stratofortresses carpet bombed Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, now Alabama?

I doubt it. People in Alabama don't even know what carpet is.

[NA4BH]

So, B-52D Stratofortresses carpet bombed Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, now Alabama?

That's what it sounds like. They're shooting the big stuff this weekend.

[kb2vxa]

Then they have bigger stuff than the NJANG. They have antique F-16s they use to drop 5,000 bunker busters at the range in Warren (no relation to me) Grove and scare everyone in Ocean County. When they're actually using practice bombs they tend to drop them 20 miles off target in Little Egg and start forest fires. When they're not busy doing that they send up a blind pilot to strafe schools in Stafford, at least he's only off by 10 miles and is considerate enough to go up on Saturday.

Then there is the TANG who had Gee, Dubya? Lucky you in Alley Bomba, but if you're one of the few with a carpet, take it far enough from the house they don't bomb YOU.

[XE1/N5AL]

Odd neighbors: I drive by this spot almost every day, where a sushi restaurant is located next door to an aquarium store (acuario): http://goo.gl/maps/CZKbz

[N2NH]

I doubt it. People in Alabama don't even know what carpet is.

They don't know what they're missing.

[kb2vxa]

Ye-ass they do, dawg haar on th' carpet. But theyun they have dirty dawgs... thet laak it beatuh weun it's weaut y'all.

[N2NH]

Carpet Diet.

[kb2vxa]

Dogs don't eat carpet, they poop on it, then roll in the poop. Eating poop makes up for the lack of nutrition in carpet fibers, but they lick the poop spot to add fiber to make them poop more.

[NQ6U]

I was on the way home from picking up the grandkids at school this afternoon when a news item came on the radio that got us talking about written language. I mentioned to the grandson that while humans have been around in their modern form for at least 200,000 years, written language only goes back roughly 5000 years. He thought about this for a moment, then said "I guess people are kind of stupid, then. It took them 195,000 years to figure out how to write."

[K7SGJ]

I was on the way home from picking up the grandkids at school this afternoon when a news item came on the radio that got us talking about written language. I mentioned to the grandson that while humans have been around in their modern form for at least 200,000 years, written language only goes back roughly 5000 years. He thought about this for a moment, then said "I guess people are kind of stupid, then. It took them 195,000 years to figure out how to write."

Such insight, such wisdom. The kid is destined to be a ham and post on here.

[NQ6U]

Such insight, such wisdom. The kid is destined to be a ham and post on here.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that things are going be going downhill for him from this point on.

[K7SGJ]

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that things are going be going downhill for him from this point on.

For Christ's sake, keep him away from that "other" place. They'll ruin him.

[kb2vxa]

Out of the mouths of babes. He'd provide some interesting youthful insight here, but since he's smart enough to figure out how stupid Man really is, undoubtedly he'd figure out that "over there" some apes haven't evolved.

While I'm thinking of it, all dogs have a common ancestor, the wolf. This is because Man bred wolves selectively until we had work dogs, then continued until we have today's breeds and wolves are still around. That raises the question; since Man "evolved" from apes and they're still around... who bred Man?

Somebody ask the kid, I'll bet he knows.

[NQ6U]

He did, at least, get the math right.

[kb2vxa]

All that, and it's a good guess he doesn't know anthropology. Modern Man's brain is smaller than those of his ancestors so it took a while learning to read and write without any schools. Since the ancestors went extinct, Neanderthals with a little help from Homo Erectus, one with a larger brain didn't beat him to it. Anyway, the kid is brilliant, so if he were one of my teachers I wouldn't think back on all the CRAP I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.

Yeah, I stole another one... somebody STOP me!

[K7SGJ]

He did, at least, get the math right.

Yeah, but I read in another thread that you don't need to know math to understand science.

[kb2vxa]

Before the thread there was Stephen Hawking, at long last the thread quoted him saying that very thing.

[W9JEF]

Before the thread there was Stephen Hawking, at long last the thread quoted him saying that very thing.

My main aim in writing my book, A Brief History of Time,

was to tell people about the progress that was being made

in understanding the laws that govern the universe.

I thought that others would share the excitement

and the sense of wonder I had felt if the basic ideas

could be explained in a simple way.

And that means without equations.

...Equations are necessary if you are doing accountancy

but they are the boring part of mathematics.

Most of the interesting ideas can be conveyed by words or pictures.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .--Stephen Hawking

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if I can really get Nicole Kidman to go out, or if that's just an Urban legend?

[NA4BH]

She'd go out all right, out and puke.

[K7SGJ]

She'd go out all right, out and puke.

Minnesota

[NA4BH]

Horse

By the way you missed the trip to Amelia Island

[K7SGJ]

ARGO

Did you find her?

[NA4BH]

Nah, too cold and foggy. No wonder she's still missing.

[K7SGJ]

Nah, too cold and foggy. No wonder she's still missing.

How long were you there?

[NA4BH]

4 days

[suddenseer]

Does Bun E Carlos still smoke cigarettes while playing drums?

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Halle Berry would go out with an old white guy?

[NA4BH]

I wonder if Halle Berry would go out with an old white guy?


NO. Not with you, me on the other hand............

[suddenseer]

Nope, she would go out with me. Old gay guys know how to behave around the ladies.

[NA4BH]

Nope, she would go out with me. Old gay guys know how to behave around the ladies.

All about fashion and a shoe shine, isn't it? :rofl:

[suddenseer]

All about fashion and a shoe shine, isn't it? :rofl:Listen to the lyrics carefully.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUjtHf76wM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUjtHf76wM

[kb2vxa]

Here you go
Get the cool
Get the cool shoeshine

There's a monkey in the jungle
Watchin' a vapour trail
Caught up in the conflict
Between his brain and his tail
Oh yeah

That's not me, this is.

And if time's elimination
Then we got nothin' to lose
Please repeat the message
It's the music that we choose
Oh yeah

Keep a mild groove on (I always do)
They do the bump (and get AIDS and die, I don't)
Stupid monkey

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Lucy Liu would go out with an old white guy, and tai won on.

[kb2vxa]

I don't know, but she likes mai tais.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BPbjC47GwM

[kb2vxa]

The guilty cats are funnier, mine always had "that look" when I caught them up to no good.

[NQ6U]

A BlueTooth connected electric toothbrush (http://www.engadget.com/2014/02/25/oral-b-bluetoothbrush-smartseries-7000-hands-on/).

[kb2vxa]

$220.00 for a farkin' TOOTHBRUSH? Put some Preparation H on it and let's see how it cleans your anal orifice!

[K7SGJ]

$220.00 for a farkin' TOOTHBRUSH? Put some Preparation H on it and let's see how it cleans your anal orifice!

Just to crack a smile?

[NQ6U]

I still can't decide whether I'm a wave or a particle and it's really starting to bug me.

[WØTKX]

http://www4.nau.edu/microanalysis/Microprobe-SEM/Images/wave_particle.jpg

[NA4BH]

So, what should it be this year?

Cabo
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Cancun

[X-Rated]

If the temperature here would rise only 20 degrees, it would be freezing.

[K7SGJ]

So, what should it be this year?

Cabo
Dominican Republic
Jamaica
Cancun

Bemidji

[NQ6U]

Bemidji

I was thinking Duluth.

[K7SGJ]

I was thinking Duluth.

We should be Bob's personal travel agents.

[NQ6U]

We should be Bob's personal travel agents.

Minnesota is nice this time of year. Well, okay, maybe not, but I liked it better when he was there.

[Bubba]

Hello !

[X-Rated]

Hi. Is that you, Rudy?

[X-Rated]

If only it would warm up just 25 degrees today, it would be freezing.

[NA4BH]

We should be Bob's personal travel agents.

Dang it !! Had I known, I would've used you. But I have one out of Pennsylvania that I've been using for 14 years now.

[K7SGJ]

Dang it !! Had I known, I would've used you. But I have one out of Pennsylvania that I've been using for 14 years now.

That explains it. We would have never sent you to Minnesota.

[NA4BH]

That explains it. We would have never sent you to Minnesota.

Now you know why she didn't get the coveted "Loyal Order of the Skidmark" Award.

[K7SGJ]

Now you know why she didn't get the coveted "Loyal Order of the Skidmark" Award.

We can certainly arrange for that to happen.

[Bubba]

"With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me "

That is deep bro ..

[X-Rated]

If only it was warmer by 32° it would be freezing outside.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if Marisa Tomei would go out with an old white guy.

[NQ6U]

I wonder if Marisa Tomei would go out with an old white guy.

Maybe. Just remember not to bring your wife along on the date. Ya horny old bastid...

[K7SGJ]

Maybe. Just remember not to bring your wife along on the date. Ya horny old bastid...

Who you calling old?

[W2NAP]

welp another house in the neighborhood went up in flames.

[K7SGJ]

welp another house in the neighborhood went up in flames.

I'd heard the real estate market in your area was hot.

[X-Rated]

I'd heard the real estate market in your area was hot.

Everything is cold here. If it warmed up just 10 degrees, it would be freezing.

[K7SGJ]

Everything is cold here. If it warmed up just 10 degrees, it would be freezing.

I have just the thing for you. The problem is, I don't know how to get it past the postal inspectors, the NSA, and Vlad Putin.

[W2NAP]

I'd heard the real estate market in your area was hot.

now its just ashes

[X-Rated]

I have just the thing for you. The problem is, I don't know how to get it past the postal inspectors, the NSA, and Vlad Putin.

Damn the torpedoes and send it anyway. We are 9 degrees short of the freeze point here this morning.

[X-Rated]

A BlueTooth connected electric toothbrush (http://www.engadget.com/2014/02/25/oral-b-bluetoothbrush-smartseries-7000-hands-on/).

Make that an electric tooth comb and it's a deal.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjBVeSDn2hc

[K7SGJ]

Hes got my vote if he's anything like Rob Ford.

[NA4BH]

I love summer time

Annie and Dannie are my new best friends, sorry Eddie...............



http://screen.yahoo.com/popsugar/ultimate-ab-workout-skimpiest-bikini-120110825.html

[VE7DCW]

Hes got my vote if he's anything like Rob Ford.

I would pick Maxwell over Rob Ford any day of the week! :yes:

[K7SGJ]

I love summer time

Annie and Dannie are my new best friends, sorry Eddie...............



http://screen.yahoo.com/popsugar/ultimate-ab-workout-skimpiest-bikini-120110825.html

Boy, you sell out cheap.

[K7SGJ]

I would pick Maxwell over Rob Ford any day of the week! :yes:4

Me too. Maxwell may not have the moves Ford has, but then he's not a crackhead, either.

[NA4BH]

Boy, you sell out cheap.

Why, yes, yes I do. You're high maintenance.

[kb2vxa]

You guys just don't get the joke. Maxwell/politician/PIG!

[NA4BH]

Tell me you weren't just singing this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stvrWdFijZc


Sleep tight

[NA4BH]

A break from the ordinary


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HARjiJEA8eo

[NQ6U]

There was a guy who used to run the Pike's Peak Hill Climb in a 1000HP semi tractor. Fucker was awesome.

[W7XF]

There was a guy who used to run the Pike's Peak Hill Climb in a 1000HP semi tractor. Fucker was awesome.

Try that with a 57' trailer!

[X-Rated]

Try that with a 57' trailer!

What was it like?

[NQ6U]

Try that with a 57' trailer!

Find me a 57' trailer and I will. And a 1000HP tractor while you're at it.

[NA4BH]

Here's something we haven't seen in a while

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r5YW1Oy9n7Y/TEZN20YmPBI/AAAAAAAAAoc/o0ryz9HZo78/s1600/goat.jpg

[VE7DCW]

Here's something we haven't seen in a while

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r5YW1Oy9n7Y/TEZN20YmPBI/AAAAAAAAAoc/o0ryz9HZo78/s1600/goat.jpg

We haven't seen a goat roper in long time! :yes:

[NA4BH]

Or a good pair of goat boots

http://www.spylovebuy.com/images/mylee-flat-wellies-wellington-knee-high-boots-lime-rubber-p1157-4206_image.jpg

[NQ6U]

Here's something we haven't seen in a while

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r5YW1Oy9n7Y/TEZN20YmPBI/AAAAAAAAAoc/o0ryz9HZo78/s1600/goat.jpg

You re-upped your LoTW certificate?

[kb2vxa]

Maybe we haven't seen goat boots because those who visit "over there" haven't shown us theirs? I'm not an original thinker, but it never fails that one thought leads to another.

[NQ6U]

From ScienceNewsline (http://www.sciencenewsline.com/articles/2013120318380055.html):




Fear of being single is a meaningful predictor of settling for less in relationships among both men and women, a new University of Toronto (U of T) study has found.




To which I can only respond: "well...DUH!"