Random Thoughts

[KG4CGC]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232024489_The_size_of_planets.gif

[NA4BH]

Your anus is big

[KG4CGC]

Your anus is big

''I see that your anus is as large as mine.''

[NA4BH]

I say Fajita POOP

[NQ6U]

http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz79/gyrogeerloose/titsup.png

[NQ6U]

''I see that your anus is as large as mine.''

I see your anus and raise it Sirius-ly.

[XE1/N5AL]

I see your anus and raise it Sirius-ly.
Don't forget the KY Cygni.

[KG4CGC]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255443_469738553057297_642395468_n.jpg

[NA4BH]

Just got the new keg, everyone can resume their normal activities.

[WØTKX]

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/676945main_phoenix_cluster_665.jpg

[XE1/N5AL]

Just got the new keg, everyone can resume their normal activities.
Sharing means Caring.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/678776main_pia16087-full_full.gif

[VE7DCW]

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/678776main_pia16087-full_full.gif

I'm wondering what the trade in value now is on Curiousity ..... man, talk about good rubber on those tires! :-D

[KG4CGC]

http://www.lememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tacos-4-eva.gif

[KG4CGC]

6982

[NA4BH]

Do they call "Spanish Peanuts" local nuts in Spain?

[KG4CGC]

Do they call "Spanish Peanuts" local nuts in Spain?

Let's ask Mr. Owl.

[KG4NEL]

I've never made it without biting.

[NA4BH]

It's good for breakfast

TOO (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/celebrate-national-waffle-day-waffle-flavored-vodka-173137530.html)

[KG4CGC]

A hundred and shit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieOR728ARY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OieOR728ARY

[NA4BH]

Looks like the track for "Future Hurricane" Isaac has shifted to the West. Hello Biloxi and New Orleans.

Who is that bad mother..... shut yo mouth

http://tekstovi-pesama.com/g_img2/0/i/171900/isaac%2520hayes-2.jpg

[XE1/N5AL]

Hope the good folks of Biloxi and New Orleans are spared from the Shaft.

[K7SGJ]

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/678776main_pia16087-full_full.gif

Just who the fuck did they think was going to operate the joystick on the top of it?

[kf0rt]

Just who the fuck did they think was going to operate the joystick on the top of it?

That's the cell phone antenna. :yes:

[KG4CGC]

That's the cell phone antenna. :yes:

I thought it was the satellite radio antenna so they could get Stern.

[kf0rt]

I thought it was the satellite radio antenna so they could get Stern.

Good point. On Mars, you probably need to have Stern.

[XE1/N5AL]

Just who the fuck did they think was going to operate the joystick on the top of it?
Maybe it's a sundial for accurate time recording. Probably cost more than the most expensive Rolex.

[KG4CGC]

Pulled pork BBQ on a quarter pound cheese burger topped with sauce and onion rings. Eat like you just don't care.

http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/08/20/carls-jr-set-to-release-a-pulled-pork-cheeseburger-this-week/

[KG4NEL]

5.2 miles yesterday at race pace, an hour of infernal beeping practice this morning.

Turning out to be a somewhat productive weekend.

[NQ6U]

Ripped the shack apart and restructured the whole enchilada. The cable chaos was getting to me and, besides, I needed to make room for the TR-7. I also improved my grounding setup a bit.

[KG4NEL]

More of a TR-6 fan, myself...

http://blog.al.com/engine-block/2008/05/418629-R1-07-18A_008.jpg

:D

[NA4BH]

Who the "F" stands up while a small craft is in motion?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpq1_pfIgk

The driver is the best, BOUNCE... BOUNCE... I'm done...... BLAMM

[KG4CGC]

Speed is always a factor. He should go to drunk school.

[NA4BH]

Looks like he is a freshman at "The Blue Man" College.

[kds]

Good thing the boats are usually padded pretty well. It could have ended a lot worse than it did.

[W4RLR]

I sometimes wonder if I am more a Libertarian than a Republican. I cringe when I hear dumb ass statements about abortion and women's rights from some on the Republican side of the political spectrum. Not all Republicans are extreme on the issues that are important to the nation, and I think those of us who are moderates tend to be ignored.

Just for the record, I'm not rich, have no secret Swiss bank accounts (though I did have a Dutch Postbank account once), I believe a woman's health should be an issue only between a doctor and the woman, I have a gay sister and many gay friends, and believe that government works best when it governs least.

Finally, I believe neither party is true to the principles on which they were originally founded. Those in power in both parties have contorted and prostituted themselves to special interests for the sake of garnering funds. In short, our political system is the best that money can buy.

If that makes me a cynical old bastard, guilty as charged.

[KG4CGC]

Is that what COB means?
Well now we know and knowing is half the battle!


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/bb252dcd.gif

[KG4NEL]

Libertarianism sounds OK, but it's amazing how quickly the discussion can progress to Randian-level weirdness.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/e89218c8.jpg




Know anyone who has one of these? I do!
A fellow Ruck rider was given this in Charlotte tonight for cutting the hair of a SS agent who, and check this out, WANTS A RUCKUS! Said all the other SS agents make fun of him for wanting one.

[kds]

I sometimes wonder if I am more a Libertarian than a Republican. I cringe when I hear dumb ass statements about abortion and women's rights from some on the Republican side of the political spectrum. Not all Republicans are extreme on the issues that are important to the nation, and I think those of us who are moderates tend to be ignored.

Just for the record, I'm not rich, have no secret Swiss bank accounts (though I did have a Dutch Postbank account once), I believe a woman's health should be an issue only between a doctor and the woman, I have a gay sister and many gay friends, and believe that government works best when it governs least.

Finally, I believe neither party is true to the principles on which they were originally founded. Those in power in both parties have contorted and prostituted themselves to special interests for the sake of garnering funds. In short, our political system is the best that money can buy.

If that makes me a cynical old bastard, guilty as charged.

You speak the truth, brother. I'm right there with you. I am always torn during election time. This year, I think I'm voting for Gary Johnson, but I haven't fully decided. He is the only one I haven't met yet.

[kds]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/e89218c8.jpg




Know anyone who has one of these? I do!
A fellow Ruck rider was given this in Charlotte tonight for cutting the hair of a SS agent who, and check this out, WANTS A RUCKUS! Said all the other SS agents make fun of him for wanting one.

That's a very cool patch. When my father was an assistant chief for the fire department here, the Secret Service would keep all of their vehicles overnight at the fire department headquarters. It was really cool, because they'll show the vehicles off. Usually they would give out some cool stuff too, I have a bunch of Secret Service challenge coins and I believe a regular Secret Service patch.

Despite their appearance of being hardasses, Secret Service agents are mostly really nice people just like you and me. I got to know quite a bit of Hillary's and Obama's agents during the 2008 campaign season when I was working with a photojournalist. Most of the agents that traveled with Obama back then are still assigned to him today.

[NY3V]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/e89218c8.jpg




Know anyone who has one of these? I do!
A fellow Ruck rider was given this in Charlotte tonight for cutting the hair of a SS agent who, and check this out, WANTS A RUCKUS! Said all the other SS agents make fun of him for wanting one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzWP5inIcA

Here is his RUCKUS ;)

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/2f35dac4.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/2f35dac4.jpg

Frat brothers?

[KG4CGC]

A little lesson in history. What is what?

[NA4BH]

What is it?

A lesson in history

[XE1/N5AL]

7213

[X-Rated]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jedu18-Ap8M

[W4GPL]

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

He could not find the Droid he was looking for...

[KG4CGC]

lulz ... >groan<

[XE1/N5AL]

Despite what Corona beer advertising would have you believe, today (Sept. 16th.) is Mexico's Independence Day, not Cinco de Mayo. Lots of fireworks going on.

[kds]

Dang it. Sitting here at almost 3 a.m. because of allergies. It's been bad this week. Today I took my Allegra as usual before I started tailgating. Everything was fine until I started drinking. I didn't get drowsy or anything, but it seemed like the Allegra just stopped working once I started consuming. Either that, or it was a really bad pollen day. So I sneezed my way through tailgating and 3/4 of the game, sneezing so often that my mouth hurts, I start coughing, and when I sneeze, my whole upper body tingles and aches. I get home at 10:30, lay in bed hoping for all the gunk to drain, except it seemingly worsens, and I never fall asleep. I'm sitting here on my laptop just because I'm sick of laying in one position trying to fall asleep and I can't make any noises since my XYL is staying over and she has to work in the morning. And on top of all of that, I have the beer poops/farts. This sucks!

[KG4CGC]

Dang it. Sitting here at almost 3 a.m. because of allergies. It's been bad this week. Today I took my Allegra as usual before I started tailgating. Everything was fine until I started drinking. I didn't get drowsy or anything, but it seemed like the Allegra just stopped working once I started consuming. Either that, or it was a really bad pollen day. So I sneezed my way through tailgating and 3/4 of the game, sneezing so often that my mouth hurts, I start coughing, and when I sneeze, my whole upper body tingles and aches. I get home at 10:30, lay in bed hoping for all the gunk to drain, except it seemingly worsens, and I never fall asleep. I'm sitting here on my laptop just because I'm sick of laying in one position trying to fall asleep and I can't make any noises since my XYL is staying over and she has to work in the morning. And on top of all of that, I have the beer poops/farts. This sucks!

The alcohol could have reversed and intensified the allergens. Who knows. Pollen season ... shower when you get home and before bed and change clothes. If it's on you it's on your clothes. If you don't shower it gets in your sheets.

[kds]

The alcohol could have reversed and intensified the allergens. Who knows. Pollen season ... shower when you get home and before bed and change clothes. If it's on you it's on your clothes. If you don't shower it gets in your sheets.

Could very well be. I came home and showered first thing, that usually helps, but not so much this time. At least I know that time is on my side. I'll probably try to go back to bed here soon.

[NQ6U]

Moved 460 bricks—approximately 2300 lbs. worth— from La Jolla to the Islets today. Since the maximum payload of the Ranger is 1000 lbs (including just shy of 200 lbs worth of driver), it took three trips. I looked for Mitt Romney's car elevator while I was there but didn't see it.

[WØTKX]

Helllllooooooooo my fiends!

http://www.shoprockamerica.com/showimage.axd?id=5860&w=463&h=589

[NA4BH]

If all at once, everything went wrong at a Convent, would that be a Cloister Fsck?

[KG4NEL]

If all at once, everything went wrong at a Convent, would that be a Cloister Fsck?

Or one hell of a sorority party theme.

[XE1/N5AL]

One evening, while at our house in Puerto Vallarta, my wife was looking for me. Her friends said they had seen me downtown in the company of some women. It was true, but I didn't get into any trouble over it.

The three women were Catholic nuns who live at a local children's orphanage. They had called me up that evening to see if I would drive/accompany them to a free outdoor concert performance by a famous singer, named Juan Gabriel. There were tens of thousands of people crowded onto a closed street, alongside the bay, to hear the performer.

I have know the nuns for more than ten years and despite their efforts, I still remain a Protestant.

[Dr. Detroit]

I was in the hospital emergency department last night -- broke my left foot. I roughly calculated that it was costing my insurance company about $25 per minute for me to be there and receive treatment. So I'm wondering why the electronic paper towel dispenser in my little bathroom there is dolling out paper at about 4 inches per activation. I had to keep waving my hands in front of the sensor, after the mandatory "no-response" period of about 5 seconds between dispensings. Fuck them sideways with a lunchbox.

Dr. Detroit.

[N8YX]

Ouch.

[suddenseer]

If all at once, everything went wrong at a Convent, would that be a Cloister Fsck?If it becomes a regular thing, I would call it "Nasty Habits".

[ki4itv]

It's Nunya business if they charge or not.

[NQ6U]

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[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Boda%20Pipes%20Alec%20Bradley%20Black%20Market%20S moker/Alec%20Bradley%20Boda%20July%202012/AlecBradleyGothamTorpedo_zpsba1d0a73.jpg

[NQ6U]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Boda%20Pipes%20Alec%20Bradley%20Black%20Market%20S moker/Alec%20Bradley%20Boda%20July%202012/AlecBradleyGothamTorpedo_zpsba1d0a73.jpg

Purdy.

[KG4CGC]

Purdy.

Thanks. Oh! Never mind. Yeah, they should be. Interesting theme too.

[KB3LAZ]

Thanks. Oh! Never mind. Yeah, they should be. Interesting theme too.

From that, I assume you mean that they should be because they are a bit pricey.

That aside, I could go for a good cigar but alas, that will have to wait till tomorrow as it is 2am. I dont want to wake the wife with my "smelly cigar habit". :P

[KG4CGC]

"Funny thing, war.
Never have so many been so miserable so so few can be so happy."

[W4RLR]

I'd mention my thoughts on military readiness and the reasons that people make the choice to serve in their nation's military, but that would only get Janet's panties in a wad.:snicker:

[KB3LAZ]

I wish my neighbors would stop letting the salesmen in the building!

[KG4NEL]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Boda%20Pipes%20Alec%20Bradley%20Black%20Market%20S moker/Alec%20Bradley%20Boda%20July%202012/AlecBradleyGothamTorpedo_zpsba1d0a73.jpg

Field Day is pretty much the only time I enjoy a cigar, but there's something about them that goes really well with scotch...

[KB3LAZ]

Tired, should be asleep, cant sleep.

[NA4BH]

The MAYANS are right (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/world-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-223157784.html)

Oh GOD, nothing to live for............................

[NQ6U]

The MAYANS are right (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/world-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-223157784.html)

Oh THANK GOD, nothing to live for............................

Fixed that for you.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yAalOb-RVs

[VE7DCW]

If the Mayans made such a hot calendar ...... how come they're not around to promote it? :-?

[NA4BH]

If the Mayans made such a hot calendar ...... how come they're not around to promote it? :-?

Had they consulted the firefighters it might have worked

http://www.firefighterswithoutborders.ca/useredits/images/cover.jpg

[KB3LAZ]

If the Mayans made such a hot calendar ...... how come they're not around to promote it? :-?


They were visionaries that realized that vision is scary and subsequently drank the koolaid, taking their own lives. The did not want to stick around to see the end of the world so in turn, they ended their own world. Circular, no?

No worries, my friends. When the world as we know it comes to an end I will have a spot for you in my army of the undead.

Okay, okay. Serious question here. I have seen anime and or movies about "Catholic Vampires" but what about a Jewish vampire? Would anyone like to explain to me how that works?

[KB3LAZ]

So, this is the first real rain I have seen since I got here. There have been a few days where it rained sad, if that counts. As well as a few days of 5 mins of rain at most. However, this is an early spring like rain. The temp outside is cool, the rain is cold, its heavy but calm, and there is not storm to go with it. It is rather relaxing and is supposed to stick around for a few days, good for the water table. However, it is funny to watch people drive as I can tell they are not used to heavy rain.

[kf0rt]

Oopsie. Hope that wasn't the order for the Island.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/291565/188/Overturned-truck-dumps-beer-on-I-70

Oh yeah... That's about 5 miles from the Coors brewery and the truck was outbound.

[NA4BH]

Party on I-70 WOOHOO

[kf0rt]

It's Miller Lite. :dunno:

[NQ6U]

It's Miller Lite. :dunno:

I-70 is the best place for it, then.

[NA4BH]

Coors caused the accident. NO PARTY

[kf0rt]

They should be fined for killing the grass.

[KG4CGC]

OK, which one of you jokers signed me up for Seniorpeoplemeet.com?

Can't see the images? - Click here! (http://trailspread.com/G318820/228069.486553/F23.html?s=c&w=clr)
http://trailspread.com/G318821/228069.486553/F23.jpg (http://trailspread.com/G318820/228069.486553/F23.html)

[KG4CGC]

http://gawker.com/5946755/the-stingray-photobomb-to-end-all-stingray-photobombs

[W4RLR]

Had they consulted the firefighters it might have worked

http://www.firefighterswithoutborders.ca/useredits/images/cover.jpg
Firefighters....they come to them hot and leave them wet!

[VE7DCW]

I'm thinking maybe this silly mayan calandar thingie might be a neat way to get out of buying expensive Christmas gifts this year....... :roll:

[NA4BH]

I'm thinking maybe this silly mayan calandar thingie might be a neat way to get out of buying expensive Christmas gifts this year....... :roll:

It's working for me so far, don't blow it..............

[VE7DCW]

It's working for me so far, don't blow it..............

I'm hoping the Mayan calandar handles leap years well ....... :mrgreen:

[KG4CGC]

I'm hoping the Mayan calandar handles leap years well ....... :mrgreen:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_futures_drunk-trading_incident

[NA4BH]

Wingnuts

[VE7DCW]

Wingnuts

Another name for Walnuts? :mrgreen:

[NQ6U]

"Come Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana."


"One. Now, put your pants back on and lay off the rum."

[NA4BH]

Borborygmi

[W2NAP]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_futures_drunk-trading_incident

lol that made me laugh

[NQ6U]

Born to Be Mild

Get your Camry running
Head out to the grocer
Looking for some white bread
And a box of Cream of Wheat.

Don't want anything to happen
Cause the world is a scary place
Why, even the kitchen stove can
Blow up in your face.

And like a true mama's child
I was born, born to be mild
If I reach too high I just know I'm gonna DIE!

[KG4CGC]

Borborygmi

oyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeoyeOYE

[KG4CGC]

Born to Be Mild

Get your Camry running
Head out to the grocer
Looking for some white bread
And a box of Cream of Wheat.

Don't want anything to happen
Cause the world is a scary place
Why, even the kitchen stove can
Blow up in your face.

And like a true mama's child
I was born, born to be mild
If I reach too high I just know I'm gonna DIE!
Two cups of coffee and a bran muffin. Should have read that while sitting on the throne in the water closet.

[NY3V]

OK, which one of you jokers signed me up for Seniorpeoplemeet.com?

I thought it was Christian Tingle.com :lol:

[NA4BH]

Extreme-Butter popcorn, MY ASS......................

[KG4CGC]

http://www.upworthy.com/chart-how-many-minutes-of-work-does-it-take-to-buy-a-beer-in-your-country?c=bl3

[NY3V]

http://www.upworthy.com/chart-how-many-minutes-of-work-does-it-take-to-buy-a-beer-in-your-country?c=bl3

Linky no worky

[KG4CGC]

Linky no worky

Works here. Dunno why it would give you problems.

[NA4BH]

Works here


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_hOx8E2uo

[NA4BH]

Running a wire antenna? This guy is the best


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TlNOwwQQJk

[NA4BH]

OH MY GOD (it's not the pig)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAvLlPCbyQQ&feature=g-vrec

[NQ6U]

"I met a man who's name was Time
He said 'I must be going.'
But just how long ago this was
I have no way of knowing."

[K7SGJ]

"I met a man who's name was Time
He said 'I must be going.'
But just how long ago this was
I have no way of knowing."

There once was a ham from Nantucket


never mind............................

[KG4CGC]

There once was a ham from Nantucket


never mind............................

Who's mic was so large he could

never mind............................

[NA4BH]

Who's mic was so large he could

never mind............................


Pluck it

Never mind............................

[VE7DCW]

Who's mic was so large he could

never mind............................

Suck it ..... (like a D-104 .....you know.... Lolipop)

never mind ............. :whistle:

[K7SGJ]

Suck it ..... (like a D-104 .....you know.... Lolipop)

never mind ............. :whistle:

He said with a grin
As the mic smacked his chin

never mind..........................Aw fuckit

[NA4BH]

Thunder outside.............. It's hammer time................


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

[K7SGJ]

For all you married guys, a tip. Never tell your wife she isn't allowed in the shack, except to clean it.

[NQ6U]

For all you married guys, a tip. Never tell your wife she isn't allowed in the shack, except to clean it.

That's right. Otherwise, how is she going to bring you your beer?

[NA4BH]

And a sammich

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/FromNotACop_zps1c4ec790.jpg

[W4RLR]

For all you married guys, a tip. Never tell your wife she isn't allowed in the shack, except to clean it.You forgot to add bring you a sandwich.

[NA4BH]

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/honey-boo-boo-10.jpg

[KG4CGC]

I had a parrot who was cursing up a storm....So i took him to a vet and he told me.."The next time the bird curses, put him in the freezer for 15 seconds" Next day the parrot swore, so I did what the vet said and put him in the freezer for 15 seconds. After the time was up I opened the door to release the parrot. He was very contrite. He said to me "I am sorry for the bad language. It will never happen again.........By the way, What did the chicken do?"

[KB3LAZ]

I have a nasty cold. :( Pilar is telling me that I need to sleep. Hard to sleep when you cant breath. QQ

[KG4CGC]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/579245_367611676659875_1139866727_n.jpg

[NQ6U]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/579245_367611676659875_1139866727_n.jpg

I try to resist. Every time, and mightily, but that damned dot is just so fucking compelling that I always give in in the end.

[NQ6U]

http://s1.guyism.com/up/2012/09/imgur.comsEhBW.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://s1.guyism.com/up/2012/09/imgur.comsEhBW.jpg
Reminds me of the petting aviary at the zoo.

[kds]

Some people need to have their carbon-copy and reply-all privileges revoked.

[N2NH]

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[XE1/N5AL]

http://s1.guyism.com/up/2012/09/imgur.comsEhBW.jpgThose little guys (and other species of lizards) sometimes wander inside our house in Puerto Vallarta. It comes as a consequence of living at the edge of a jungle. Funny thing is: when I go to a pet store and see the reptiles and amphibians they have on sale, I wonder why on earth I would ever "buy" one when there are already plenty living around the house. It would be like a corn farmer going to the grocery store to buy a few ears.

On another topic, last Monday morning, my Puerto Vallarta neighbor was attacked. I don't know him, but he was the city Police Chief. He had left the neighborhood and had driven about a mile down the road, when some cartel commandos lobbed three hand grenades at his vehicle and began firing at it with their AK-47's. Miraculously, the Police Chief escaped unharmed, but some bystanders were injured by one of the bullets and by the shrapnel.
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[K7SGJ]

Those little guys (and other species of lizards) sometimes wander inside our house in Puerto Vallarta. It comes as a consequence of living at the edge of a jungle. Funny thing is: when I go to a pet store and see the reptiles and amphibians they have on sale, I wonder why on earth I would ever "buy" one when there are already plenty living around the house. It would be like a corn farmer going to the grocery store to buy a few ears.

On another topic, last Monday morning, my Puerto Vallarta neighbor was attacked. I don't know him, but he was the city Police Chief. He had left the neighborhood and had driven about a mile down the road, when some cartel commandos lobbed three hand grenades at his vehicle and began firing at it with their AK-47's. Miraculously, the Police Chief escaped unharmed, but some bystanders were injured by one of the bullets and by the shrapnel.
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If he was in one of those cars, he's a lucky man, indeed. Looks like downtown Beirut.

[KB3LAZ]

Bleh, this cold is kicking my ass.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6t7oowAsGs&feature=youtu.be

[KB3LAZ]

Damn, I have no energy. However, I am not congested anymore. Looking forward to this weekend. Have not left the flat in 5 days. Bleh, laying on the couch all bundled up, laptop in hand gets old. Back to work Monday, yay.

[KG4CGC]

Weather, Ships, Cats and Radios.
http://windpilot.com/blog/links/deutsch-funkanlagen-auf-segelyachten/

[NQ6U]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan.

When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[NA4BH]

http://api.ning.com/files/3g6Cx11GuMezwIqVHcWWpzADI4oRem54J0lpcB9qtkL47r-nxrex2ubukKgWvsMOI04vpbLLp7pxX6or964BvcSDcKFEERbe/Volunteer_Firefighters.jpg

[VE7DCW]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan.

When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. .

Are you sure it was Pakistan....or Afghanistan......? job openings there as well! :spin:

[KG4CGC]

Clown Apocalypse Mushroom Pizza!

[NQ6U]

The Nine Oldest Scams in The Book (plus the person who tradition credits with its first usage):

AhhHHH! Look out behind you! [ Urgh, ~37000 BCE ]

I'll watch this chunk of meat cook, you go gather some more wood. [ Thag, ~37000 BCE ]

I'll stay in the camp and pray to the gods for you guys' victory against the large, angry, well-armed invaders from the north. [ B' Obd Obbs the Shaman, 16000 BCE ]

Yes, I am pregnant. But it's the child of a god. I've not been unfaithful to you! [ ubiquitous, from time of B' Obd Obbs on to the present ]

No, no, no. You're not slaves. You are fulfilling the wishes of The Gods! You'll be rewarded in the next life! [ Santhor High Priest of Sin, ~5000 BCE ]

We wish to join our two peoples together! We will rule the world! Send your king all alone to the old spooky cave tomorrow night and we'll hammer out the details over grog and fine food! [Zargoon, ~2000 BCE ]

What? Don't let that slow you down, here, I'll lend you all the gold you need, hmm, just, oh sign this here andhere and here. [ One Eyed Ulfga, ~1800 BCE ]

We give up. You're too powerful for us. Here's a present. [ Achilles, ~1200 BCE ]

I'm seizing power to help the poor and the downtrodden. [ Sulla, ~90 BCE ]

[K7SGJ]

Adrienne Barbeau in the 70s and 80s.

[VE7DCW]

Raquel Welch in the 70`s and 80`s :drool:

[NA4BH]

This

Maybe this (http://screen.yahoo.com/sketchy-social-media-anonymous-200418032.html)

[W4GPL]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan.

When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.Ha. :)

Not so funny when you're actually suicidal. :-|

[K7SGJ]

Hmmmmm. Barbi Benton in the 60s, or maybe Markie Post. Night court anyone?

[WØTKX]

Bbbbbeeedie beeedie, nice butt!

http://www.superfunpatrol.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/markie_post2.jpg

[NA4BH]

You just gotta love the scammers, they never quit.


E-TICKET NUMBER
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Your ticket is attached.
To use your ticket you should print it.


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Lexington? LOL, I'd drive there. Flight to Lexington leaves at 11:55pm? Doubt it. Seat 52E? Damn big plane.

[K7SGJ]

You just gotta love the scammers, they never quit.



Lexington? LOL, I'd drive there. Flight to Lexington leaves at 11:55pm? Doubt it. Seat 52E? Damn big plane.

That's back in the trailer they tow behind the plane. That's where Maxwell rides. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[NQ6U]

"Argo fuck yourself"

[VE7DCW]

That's back in the trailer they tow behind the plane. That's where Maxwell rides. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Eddie ....you've come around.....deep down you really like the little wheeeeeee :yes:

[KG4CGC]

http://farmwars.info/?p=9457

[K7SGJ]

Eddie ....you've come around.....deep down you really like the little wheeeeeee :yes:

Just trying to get into the holiday spirit.

[NA4BH]

I've heard of/had a "Diamond cutter" boner before, but a diamond cutter poo?

LOL (http://news.yahoo.com/smuggler-swallows-220-diamonds-163421782--abc-news-topstories.html)

[kf0rt]

I've heard of/had a "Diamond cutter" boner before, but a diamond cutter poo?

LOL (http://news.yahoo.com/smuggler-swallows-220-diamonds-163421782--abc-news-topstories.html)

That's some expensive shit.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/001/Warp_Drive_Engine_zps47a8133e.gif

[KB3LAZ]

Maybe I'm just grumpy in the mornings but I had a slight bit of road rage on my way back from the store. Two morons standing in the middle of the crosswalk making out. Look, you are in love, you are happy, you are w/e, good for you but get your ass out of the middle of the street! You wanna lay on the park bench and get it on, go for it but damn the middle of the street? Particularly where the roundabout lets in..STUPID. Had it been someone less cautious they would have been pancake lovers.

/morning rant

[KB3LAZ]

What to do, what to do.

Hum..Ristretto, arpeggio, roma, or Decaf Intenso? Roma it is. :)

[K7SGJ]

Had you knocked them down run them over during such a passionate embrace, the last thing you would have probably heard would have been "THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[KB3LAZ]

Had you knocked them down run them over during such a passionate embrace, the last thing you would have probably heard would have been "THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

From the other drivers, likely. Road rage seems to be big here. People say that Americans are always in a hurry. Now, the opposite seems to be true here unless you are talking about driving. People that are really in a hurry buy a motorcycle or a scooter and just use the sidewalk when the lights are red.

A break down of how the commute goes here. Pedestrians dont watch for cars or cycles, cars dont watch for cycles, and cycles dont watch for anyone or anything. Red lights are optional as is legal parking. Speed limits and one way streets, who needs them.

Can you tell Im a country boy that is used to a traffic jam being an upset Amish buggy? Heh.

No worries though, a coffee and a smoke and all was better. :)

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Rotary_Abstract_0copy_zpsfc0bde5d.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Rotary_Abstract_0023copy_zps4fc2c3b1.jpg

[KB3LAZ]

I like it.

[NA4BH]

Pig nuts.

[KG4CGC]

Pig nuts.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o189/sesom11/pignuts.jpg

[NA4BH]

This is OSCAR material (http://screen.yahoo.com/flip-side-dating-000000612.html) :rofl: :rofl:

[NY3V]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o189/sesom11/pignuts.jpg

Doesn't our bartender serve these Pickled? (the bartender, not the nuts) ;)

I know he serves Beer Nuts.

[NA4BH]

And these too

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/7/7/6/178359-167799/frogballs.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGe_4khRg4

[K7SGJ]

Doesn't our bartender serve these Pickled? (the bartender, not the nuts) ;)

I know he serves Beer Nuts.

He switched from beer nuts to cotton balls. Makes you drink more.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Rotary_Abstract_013copy_zpsc6023e48.jpg

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/BathSalts_zpsdfe409c7.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/BathSalts_zpsdfe409c7.jpg

How would you even be able to do that?

[VE7DCW]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/BathSalts_zpsdfe409c7.jpg

This guy is screwed! :yes:

[X-Rated]

How would you even be able to do that?

I have seen people bury like a half of a tire into the ground before where the other half is sticking up like that. Seems like it would trip the children on the playground, but, what the hey?

[K7SGJ]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/BathSalts_zpsdfe409c7.jpg


How would you even be able to do that?

I'm more curious about the why than the how. What a maroon.

[kf0rt]

I'm more curious about the why than the how. What a maroon.

I'm upset that the bastid stole my corkscrew.

[K7SGJ]

I'm upset that the bastid stole my corkscrew.


Your wine bottles must be a sight to behold.

[kf0rt]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/693224/thumbs/o-GIANT-WINE-BOTTLE-900.jpg?4

[K7SGJ]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/693224/thumbs/o-GIANT-WINE-BOTTLE-900.jpg?4

Holy shit you'll put your eye out, not to mention taking out the ISS, too.


That sure looks a lot like a bottle of Soy. Whatever it is, I'd love to watch the dude hammer in the cork.

[kf0rt]

Holy shit you'll put your eye out, not to mention taking out the ISS, too.

It's a Chinese version of Boone's Farm. Wanna sip? :D

[K7SGJ]

It's a Chinese version of Boone's Farm. Wanna sip? :D

Thanks, but I'll pass. something tells me that a single sip from that thing isn't even a possibility. A hicolonic that ends with a mouthwash seems a bit more believable.

[NA4BH]

It's a missile launcher.

[KG4CGC]

Fire rainbows are the rarest of all naturally occurring atmospheric phenomena. For a fire rainbow to occur, cirrus clouds must be 20,000 feet in the air with the precise amount of ice crystals, and the sun must hit the clouds at 58 degrees.

[KG4CGC]

By all accounts, the past month has been most difficult on Romney’s wife, Ann, who friends said believed up until the end that ascending to the White House was their destiny. They said she has been crying in private and trying to get back to riding her horses.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/001/Fan_zpse20e309a.gif

[NQ6U]

By all accounts, the past month has been most difficult on Romney’s wife, Ann, who friends said believed up until the end that ascending to the White House was their destiny. They said she has been crying in private and trying to get back to riding her horses.

From the XYL's way-cool cousin Susan:


The Washington Post says that Mitt and Ann have been holed up at their place in La Jolla for the past three weeks. They interviewed a dozen Romney friends and close business associates, who say that Ann can't stop crying, because that black girl with the great clothes is still running around claiming to be the First Lady, and Mitt says practically nothing and just wants to ride his bike.

Things are so bad that they had Boston Market for Thanksgiving. Ann is said to have vetoed cooking a feast because son Josh's four kids were underfoot. Geez, Lady, what did you think was going to happen when your five Mormon sons grew up? I think this Boston Market business raises some important questions:

1. Why in hell was there not a personal chef on the premises, being paid double time because of the holiday?

2. Does Ann have access to a telephone? If so, what on God's green earth prevented her from calling on the services of one of the top five gay catering outfits which proudly serve the needs of rich, idle women in La Jolla? We know such women (Ann included, probably) do not eat but they always arrange for a lavish array of delectable dishes to impress their guests--even if said guests are just Josh, his blond Mormon wife and their intolerable Mormon rugrats.

3. What is it about conservative religious types, Mormons in particular, that seems to require them to display their lack of taste? Do they think they appear more devout and genuine if they choose bad food over good? Are they taking "Gimme That Old Time Religion" a little too seriously?

4. How does a woman wear Oscar de la Renta, keep Olympic caliber dressage horses and also serve BostonFuckingMarket in any one of her five or six palatial homes? Does she not see the disconnect?

I need answers. America deserves answers.

[KG4CGC]

Oh, teh lulz!

[KB3LAZ]

Off to the old salt mines. Bleh. Actually, I like my job. :D

[NA4BH]

We need to Work out more (http://screen.yahoo.com/flip-side-workout-000000175.html)

[KB3LAZ]

Had two Irish coffees...I thought it was supposed to be a bit of whiskey with your coffee not the other way around. The good news is that I dont need a heater.

[K7SGJ]

I wonder if this is their first dance together?



8248

[NQ6U]

In the words of my friend, the late Ed Sunden of Cook County, IL:

"Fuck Me Jesus!"

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Eyes_04copy_zps0905a1ae.jpg

[W4GPL]

It's cold.

I'm awake at 3:45am to catch a flight.

I'm sober. Which everyone tells me is supposed to be great.. but I don't think they usually wake up at 3:45am.

Fuck this shit. :P And FWIW, I fucking hate the Christmas season. I'm ready to throw up a turtle dove and beat the shit out of a little drummer boy.

[XE1/N5AL]

Just finished a post-Thanksgiving 2,000 mile drive from Atlanta back to Guadalajara; with a side trip to visit my brother for a day. Mother-in-law riding in back seat to keep us company.

[kf0rt]

Just finished a post-Thanksgiving 2,000 mile drive from Atlanta back to Guadalajara; with a side trip to visit my brother for a day. Mother-in-law riding in back seat to keep us company.


Jeeebus. Now, that's living on the edge.

[NA4BH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Triangle_06copy_zps83cedf98.jpg

[W4GPL]

My furnace is sweating. It's fscking cold.

[kf0rt]

My furnace is sweating. It's fscking cold.

25.5 in the NW burbs. Windchill 16.3. Wind outta the west at 9mph.

This is nuthin'. :lol:

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dTmstYHEY

[KB3LAZ]

Damn, I know why people dont like to ship internationally. 30 lb xmas package arrived from the states today. The item was worth about 75$ but shipping cost 104$ and took 13 days to get here.

PS: And that is WITHOUT customs fees because it was sent as a gift to family.

[NQ6U]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6880508672/hDFD2183C/

[KG4CGC]

Damn, I know why people dont like to ship internationally. 30 lb xmas package arrived from the states today. The item was worth about 75$ but shipping cost 104$ and took 13 days to get here.

PS: And that is WITHOUT customs fees because it was sent as a gift to family.

Rucking Fidiculous!

[KB3LAZ]

Rucking Fidiculous!

IKR?

On a side note; work has been interesting this month. Last week I only worked 3 days and then had a 4 day weekend. This week will be the same. A few weeks ago I had a 4 day week and a three day weekend and two weeks from now will be the same.

Now, top that off with students that are on vacation and it works out to be classes of one or maybe two people for me. Makes for a boring day. My lessons are set for a 6 person group. Beings classes are interactive that means that a 1 hour lesson becomes a 35 minute lesson. Bleh.

A possitive note; I went across the street to get some coffee and I got a free snack, yay. Heh, the cafe across the street is good to us like that. Well, you figure between students and teachers they make a lot of money off of us. So, they treat us well.

Unrelated but taxation here is insane. 8-10% on food related items and 16-21% on everything else. IE: 21% tax on the mop I just bought....grrr.

[X-Rated]

I got me a new USB mic for the HF rig for Christmas. Damned thing won't work on 160, 80, or 40M. Damned LSB.

[NA4BH]

I got me a new USB mic for the HF rig for Christmas. Damned thing won't work on 160, 80, or 40M. Damned LSB.

LOL

You need to turn it upside down to trick it for LSB usage.

[X-Rated]

LOL

You need to turn it upside down to trick it for LSB usage.

Won't the phase inversion bounce my transmitted signal back into the rig?

[NA4BH]

Won't the phase inversion bounce my transmitted signal back into the rig?

Only if it is unmodulated. If that is the case pull up on the PTT.

[X-Rated]

Only if it is unmodulated. If that is the case pull up on the PTT.

All of my LSB transmissions are always unmodulated. That way the novices won't detect my signal while they are using their USB speakers. But thanks. I will try pull up on the "Penis Tip Top" next time I get on and see if I can get out with it like that.

[WØTKX]

You're supposed to fold and flatten the reservoir tip. For safety.

[X-Rated]

You're supposed to fold and flatten the reservoir tip. For safety.

Now you are just getting silly. You've taken this too far Dave. It was fine where it was and should have been left alone right there, but Noooooo. You had to bring safety into the picture. Don't you think we would think about safety? Don't you think we would already know this? I would certainly hope so. Who do you think we are anyway? A bunch of know it alls who don't think about safety? Did you just wake up this morning and decide you were going to do what you could to piss off ole Jerry? How long did it TAKE YOU TO THINK THIS OUT? TELL ME DAMMIT! TELL ME!

UGGGH!

[kf0rt]

Now, that right there is some modulation.

[WØTKX]

Didn't take long at all, actually, it was a natural reaction to the discussion, IMHO.

Aww, Jerry, don't go off on a rant or anything...

http://youtu.be/blppKS-nz9g


http://youtu.be/blppKS-nz9g

[KG4CGC]

UGGGH!

Sheep Skin.

[NA4BH]

Sheep Skin.

The combo pack is a better value, it comes with boots.

[KG4CGC]

The combo pack is a better value, it comes with boots.

Fairies wear boots. True story.

[NA4BH]

Fairies wear boots. True story.


But goats love them. True story. Pictures

[K7SGJ]

But goats love them. True story. Pictures

Spoken as a true aficionado.

[W4GPL]

Sitting in the Houston airport at 5am.. :wall:

[KG4CGC]

Sitting in the Houston airport at 5am.. :wall:

That would be extremely random if for some unknown reason you were there because you simply popped up and poof ... there you were.

[XE1/N5AL]

^^^damn quantum physics.

[K7SGJ]

Anybody know if Jennifer Garner is having trouble with her phone? I keep calling and calling but, she isn't picking up.

[kf0rt]

Anybody know if Jennifer Garner is having trouble with her phone? I keep calling and calling but, she isn't picking up.

Weird. I seem to be getting right through. :evil:

[K7SGJ]

Weird. I seem to be getting right through. :evil:


Bastid.

[kf0rt]

Here's a pretty cool tour of the ISS (watch full-screen):

http://www.wimp.com/orbitaltour/

[KG4CGC]

Here's a pretty cool tour of the ISS (watch full-screen):

http://www.wimp.com/orbitaltour/

Thank You.

[WA4TM]

Thanks for that! Very interesting.

[K7SGJ]

That is way awesome. Thanks for the post. I wish I could have been the one running the camera.

[kf0rt]

They poop in a pipe and pee in a hose! How... primitive.

Really, REALLY appreciate the science, but I don't think I could live like that. Shit... I thought the man-cave here was excessively cluttered.

Yeah, Eddie. Me too. Must be quite an experience.

[NQ6U]

Here's a pretty cool tour of the ISS (watch full-screen):

http://www.wimp.com/orbitaltour/

It's all a fake, filmed on the same Hollywood sound stage they used for the fake Apollo moon landings.

[XE1/N5AL]

^^^ and the astronaut was just having a "bad hair" day.

[KG4CGC]

^^^ and the astronaut was just having a "bad hair" day.

And did anyone else wonder what it would be like to do it in space?
:bbh:

[NQ6U]

^^^ and the astronaut was just having a "bad hair" day.

Don't be silly. They were using the special anti-gravity machine that NASA invented back in the early Sixties.

[XE1/N5AL]

And did anyone else wonder what it would be like to do it in space?
:bbh:How would you tell who was on top?

[NA4BH]

And did anyone else wonder what it would be like to do it in space?
:bbh:

One bounce and she's in orbit. I did the math.

[NQ6U]

One bounce and she's in orbit. I did the math.

Orbit? Hell, she's so skinny I think I could accelerate her to escape velocity.

[NA4BH]

Orbit? Hell, she's so skinny I think I could accelerate her to escape velocity.

So you concur with my theory? Doctor?

[NA4BH]

Theory #2:

The better you feel at midnight, the worse you'll feel at 6am. Doctor?

[NQ6U]

So you concur with my theory? Doctor?

Yes. Apply full aft thrusters.

[K7SGJ]

Anyone remember when you had to signal a turn or a stop using your arm out the vehicle window? Or in a truck, you pulled a chain that raised a lighted wiz-bang that could be seen around the box? Obviously prior to AC. Ah, those were the days.

[NY3V]

Anyone remember when you had to signal a turn or a stop using your arm out the vehicle window? Or in a truck, you pulled a chain that raised a lighted wiz-bang that could be seen around the box? Obviously prior to AC. Ah, those were the days.

8499

[NQ6U]

Anyone remember when you had to signal a turn or a stop using your arm out the vehicle window? Or in a truck, you pulled a chain that raised a lighted wiz-bang that could be seen around the box? Obviously prior to AC. Ah, those were the days.

I do. When I was a kid, some of my father's old trucks had the semaphore turn signals. A couple of them still had wood-spoke wheels, too, although he didn't drive any of those.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/399315_502136736486373_1845604122_n1_zps6b2417ed.j pg

[X-Rated]

Sitting in the Houston airport at 5am.. :wall:

I hear they serve a real nice intercontinental breakfast there.

[NA4BH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-r4Z1K_LDc

[X-Rated]

Very daring excellently done work.

[KG4CGC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=dZjzRA7gONs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dZjzRA7gONs

[W4GPL]

I was doing laundry and dishes.. at 7am and my Mom (she's ill so I'm hanging out with her).. and she says "you sure get ambitious in the wee hours" .. "7am is the wee hours!?".. I say..When did I get so old? When a 70 year old woman is telling me it's too early? WTF? :)