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W2NAP
02-20-2010, 05:35 PM
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

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http://www.sloppynoodle.com/joke-techsupport.shtml <- more!

KJ3N
02-21-2010, 12:36 PM
Still one of my favorites. NSFW.

http://www.illwillpress.com/techYT.html

W2NAP
02-21-2010, 01:35 PM
Still one of my favorites. NSFW.

http://www.illwillpress.com/techYT.html


sad but its true. and alot of time if you ask to speek with a AMERICAN, they jsut claim your getting hostile and disconnect.

KG4CGC
04-29-2010, 11:47 PM
http://vi.sualize.us/view/82c542f13ec01fa2654b90c685612f36/