Random Thoughts

[kd8dey]

E.T. Didn't die. IT suffered a severe sugar crash and major constipation from peanut butter. Brought on by excessive consumption of Reece's pieces.

[KG4CGC]

E.T. Didn't die. IT suffered a severe sugar crash and major constipation from peanut butter. Brought on by excessive consumption of Reece's pieces.

5 o'clock comes early today!

[kd8dey]

5 o'clock comes early today!

Is that a good or a bad thing?? :)

[KG4CGC]

Is that a good or a bad thing?? :)

Guess that depends on which side of the aisle you sit.

[kd8dey]

Guess that depends on which side of the aisle you sit.

Corner table near the bathrooms. OH Waitress!!

[NA4BH]

I think I'll check to see if the hard drive needs defragmenting, I sez
It hasn't been checked for a very long time
But, all you do is come here, look at yahoo, and check your mail, I sez
Go ahead and check it, it shouldn't be fragmented
And it shouldn't take very long to clean it up, maybe 15 minutes or so, I sez
But it says I don't need it
Go ahead and do it, I sez, it won't take long
OK, I sez
I hit the start button and away we go
Long story made short
Three hours later and the GODdamn thing is still taking a crap
DUMBASS, I sez
I told you
What the hell was I thinking?
I know, I wasn't thinking
I vaguely remember doing this once before and thinking, I won't do this again, I think
So, the next round is on me........ Barkeep?

[KG4CGC]

I think I'll check to see if the hard drive needs defragmenting, I sez
It hasn't been checked for a very long time
But, all you do is come here, look at yahoo, and check your mail, I sez
Go ahead and check it, it shouldn't be fragmented
And it shouldn't take very long to clean it up, maybe 15 minutes or so, I sez
But it says I don't need it
Go ahead and do it, I sez, it won't take long
OK, I sez
I hit the start button and away we go
Long story made short
Three hours later and the GODdamn thing is still taking a crap
DUMBASS, I sez
I told you
What the hell was I thinking?
I know, I wasn't thinking
I vaguely remember doing this once before and thinking, I won't do this again, I think
So, the next round is on me........ Barkeep?

[KG4CGC]

http://wonderfl.net/c/qDpw/fullscreen

[KG4CGC]

[WV6Z]

If she had substituted the work 'prunes' where she used the word 'fruit', this would have been truly EPIC!