CB Haiku

[w3sy]

I had to do it. Let's go.....


Two digit IQ.
Knuckles scraping on the ground.
I'm a CB'er.


Git off my channel.
Ain't gonna give you no break.
Just knuckle sammwich.


My five thousand watts:
Chicken Band "shootout" winner!
Dim bulb at the mic.


Uppity hamsters
Think they are smarter than me.
I'm Channel Master!


The beep-dee-beep code
Don't make no dang sense to me.
Don't wanna study.


If I get my HAM,
I'll be stuck in 2 meters.
I'll stay on CB.

[K8YS]

http://usera.imagecave.com/k8ys/CHICKENBANDER.jpg

[kc7jty]

I mizz 'ol Tater 'n Mushmouse, see-inz da ski-ipp ain a flyin rot naw. Izz-at you Bud?....howze your mama doin anyhauw? ain seener in a coon's age.
She passed away!!?? Well I-yil be dee-ipped in she-it!

[w3sy]

I beg your pardon.
You did not ask for the break.
Do not transmit, sir.


Excuse me, one-nine.
Are there any patrol cars?
I wish to speed, please.


What is your address?
I wish to place a sharp pin
Straight through your feedline.


How's my audio?
Perhaps I should turn it down,
Lest I interfere.


Hail, distant station!
Do you read my transmission?
I'm running five watts.


I'm monitoring
In the event a stranger
Needs my assistance.


Hark, you stepped on me!
Your power seems much too high.
But I forgive you.

http://usera.imagecave.com/w3sy/benedictsays.jpg

[KU4MY]

http://usera.imagecave.com/w3sy/benedictsays.jpg

Dammit! He looks like the Antichrist in that picture! :shock:

[W7XF]

http://usera.imagecave.com/w3sy/benedictsays.jpg

Dammit! He looks like the Antichrist in that picture! :shock:

Would you expect any less from Benedict Arnold........... or was that a picture of Cowthief?? :lol: :P

K7KWH

[KU4MY]

My guess was going to be W3SY, but as we know already, he and creepy KC9KOW could pass for twins, I already figured out it wasn't him.....

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/ku4my/motivator1044059.jpg

Oh, and to make it even more disturbing.....

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/ku4my/captioner4144060.jpg

And finally, here's me and my club, I am the short guy on the left...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/ku4my/AndersonRadioClub.jpg