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w3sy
06-20-2007, 02:45 PM
What can we as hams... whoops... HAMs do to recruit more CB'ers into the Amateur Fraternity? The ARRL has made it clear -- sales of "HAM" gear is down, resulting in less advertising $$$ in QST ragazine. Ipso fatso, we need more "HAM" operators. But where do we FIND more buyers of "HAM" gear?

Time once again to turn to that great pre-"HAM" training ground, CB. Yes, CB has been the "Farm Team" for amateur radio for decades. But we're just not drawing them in as we used to. Since the 90's, when the entry point into hamming became the NCT ticket, the flow of CB'ers to the hamming ranks has slowed to a trickle. Why? Could be because the 2 meter FM repeater system is not nearly as exciting as shooting skip between 27 and 28.100 MHz! In fact, the 2 meter FM repeater system has been ranked just below watching paint dry and watching wood warp in terms of thrills-per-hour.

Time to change all that. How can we make "the cotton pickin' HAM channel" more attractive to CB'ers? Here are my suggestions. Are you bright enough to come up with any of your own? Surprise me. (Not with your suggestions -- With proof that you are the least bit bright.)

1) Do away with the cotton pickin' beep dee beep code test. (Editor's note. We already did that!)

2) Allow swearing. S word, F word, MF words... all encouraged!

3) ARRL sanctioned get togethers where operators can duke it out in person people who have p1ssed them off.

4) Change written exam to TWO questions: "What's your name? What's your address?"

5) Do away with those nerdy "call signs." Issue handles, and register them with regional "Channel Masters."

6) Four words: No effin' power limits!

7) Equal coverage in the QST Ad Mag between 2 meter CB and 11 meter CB.

8) Leeners, leenyers, leenyers.....


How say YE??

Over.......??

06-20-2007, 02:53 PM
http://pix.epodunk.com/locatorMaps/il/IL_6099.gif

We do have an Effing Ham in Illinois.

rot
06-20-2007, 11:09 PM
If we do this stuff.
Do we have to tell our moms?
rot

N9FE
06-21-2007, 07:52 AM
Leenyer's leenyer's leenyer's

w3sy
06-21-2007, 11:20 AM
ARRL sez:

"We won't be happy until 20 meters sounds like Channel 19 when the skip is rolling in!"

TAIN FOAR!

w2amr
06-26-2007, 07:03 AM
ARRL sez:

"We won't be happy until 20 meters sounds like Channel 19 when the skip is rolling in!"

TAIN FOAR!
I'm surprised anyone is listening to ANYTHING the ARRL is saying.

al2n
06-26-2007, 02:40 PM
Make a ham radio that costs the same as a CB.

Have had a few guys interested in HAM radio, but the cost of getting started has turned them off.

You can get a basic CB radio and antenna for under 50 bucks. HAM radios will cost you two to three times that for a basic setup.

Hand held CB's start at 20 bucks. Have to pay 5 times that for an HT.

Make it more affordable, and more will get into it.

w3sy
06-29-2007, 10:33 AM
Make a ham radio that costs the same as a CB.

Have had a few guys interested in HAM radio, but the cost of getting started has turned them off.

You can get a basic CB radio and antenna for under 50 bucks. HAM radios will cost you two to three times that for a basic setup.

Hand held CB's start at 20 bucks. Have to pay 5 times that for an HT.

Make it more affordable, and more will get into it.

What's "HAM" stand for?

So will these new ham rigs be built with the same legendary quality as Chicken Band rigs? hee.....

N2RJ
06-29-2007, 11:32 AM
Hold duck pluckin' ham radio keydowns at hamfests.

Petition the FCC to remove those dang power limits and spectral purity requirements.

w3sy
06-29-2007, 02:57 PM
Other ideas to attract more CB'ers to Th' COTTON PICKIN' HAM CHANNEL:

At hamfests:

1) Have spittin', belchin', and cussin' contests.

2) Hire a hundred grossly overweight female models in stretch pants to roam the grounds.

3) Have a booth where a duck plucka could trade in his ham rig that was modded for CB for a CB rig that was modded for ham operation.

4) Have a wedding chapel, complete with an Elvis impersonator "minister" who can marry them, on the spot, to their cousins.

5) Have a booth where the cotton pickers could get on a real 2 meter radiddio and "step on" the talk-in frequency.

6) For your $5 admission, you get a raffle ticket .... and a GENERAL ticket. (ARRL would LOVE this idea!)

7) Sell Archie Bunker-style "wife beater" undershirts with "yer cotton pickin HAM call numbers onto 'em."

8) "Golden Screwdriver" Contest -- See who can generate the most circuit board smoke from trying to mod a doggone cotton pickin' radiddio.

9) "Knucklehead Pavilion" -- Unrestricted, free-form brawling encouraged.

10) Leenyers, leenyers, and MORE leenyers!

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KG4CGC
06-30-2007, 01:59 AM
If we do this stuff.
Do we have to tell our moms?
rot
No.
Mom don't wanna know if you've been kissing guys either.

w3sy
07-02-2007, 11:25 AM
If we do this stuff.
Do we have to tell our moms?
rot
No.
Mom don't wanna know if you've been kissing guys either.

I guess that's ANOTHER thing they could have at the hamfests to attract more CB'ers.

HAW!!

KU4MY
07-06-2007, 12:15 PM
Ummmmm did I see W3SY in this video?!?! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVLJmi0XK8k

N2NH
07-06-2007, 04:00 PM
I think he was the guy letting all the smoke out.
:D

I'd like to dare those guys to make it under every underpass on I-4.
8)

KF5ER
07-18-2007, 07:33 PM
You're making the test way too difficult.

One question: Whats your handle?

w3sy
07-19-2007, 01:25 PM
You're making the test way too difficult.

One question: Whats your handle?

True! And I realize the brain-pounding TWO question test I originally suggested goes against the ARRL goal of putting more raydiddios in the hands of more duck pluckas, but you have to get the addresses too.

That's so they know where to look first when they serve the arrest warrants.