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M0GLO
01-25-2008, 11:24 PM
by Marc K in San Francisco:

Who’s the Biggest Liar?
It depends what “biggest” means.

Hannity’s are inanities,
While the manual was written by Rahm,
Hillary’s seem to run in her family,
Coulter just tosses out bombs.

Who’s the Biggest Liar?
It depends what “biggest” means.

Ollie’s were the geez by golliest,
and Diane’s are really Fein,
Condi’s are the dandiest,
Rudi’s to ‘Old Europe’ are 11-9

Who’s the Biggest Liar?
It depends what “biggest” means.

For sheer volume it’s Bill O’,
for physical size it must be Rush,
but if big means the boss man, then it’s W we all know,
even though his lying is bush.

So many liars and so many lies
that it’s just too hard to tell,
I think we’ll have to ask Mr. Dante,
which level they’re assigned to in hell.

01-26-2008, 08:26 AM
Too cute.

Liars are liars
That's all they'll ever be
They know they can fool themselves
So they think they can fool me.

kc7jty
01-26-2008, 10:18 AM
liar liar, pants on fire!

kb2vxa
01-30-2008, 10:34 PM
If they really were on fire Washington would look like a flashback to 1812!

It started out so perfectly, I trusted you, you trusted me.
I knew that it was too good to be true.
I put my whole world in your hands, you tried to make me understand.
I had to put my faith in you.
They say nobody's perfect, and I know that you're no different,
But I thought that you were in control.
I should have seen it coming, should have known what you were doin',
Before your actions took their toll.

Now everything has come undone, you've gone and spoilt all the fun,
There's nothing left for you to do.
And people say you lie to me, I'm hearing things back differently,
So tell me who should I believe?
I thought that I could trust you, thought that nothing could get past you,
But then everything got out of hand.
There's no excuse for what you've done, you've mucked it up for everyone

Could it really be that hard to just admit you're wrong?
You knew what you were doing all along.