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KG4CGC
12-04-2010, 05:22 PM
It's to be expected.
The recent cold snap with frozen precipitation over large swaths of the country can take its toll on one's sanity or what little some of us have stock in to begin with. The shorter sunlight hours can also be depressing, even frustrating when faced with fewer options for activities that may be more conducive towards relieving stress and just getting the general static build up of the day out of our systems.

It happens and is to be expected. Especially when you've settled down to a daily routine and are faced with less options for diversion and have more time on your hands and nothing constructive or at least stress relieving to fill that time with. Well folks, ADAPT!

Pull up your shit kicking snow boots, pull down that big wooly headwear, button up that flannel and tie down those coatstrings! Don those gloves and bear the heavy skins and get outside! Drag your significant other to the mall, the gun club, the bowling alley, the Radio Shack even! Get out and buy some art supplies, build a bear, throw some clay, plug in the soldering iron, or grab a flashlight and a camera with a tripod and paint the sky! Yes, it is cold. It's OK. You will get acclimated! Drink some coffee, tea, hot cocoa, maybe a wee nip of brandy (a wee nip) as you peruse some cheeses at the cheddaranist. Pipe tobacco is still cheap, get out and check out the selections and make yourself a new blend. Go to the music store and get a new set of strings, reeds, sheet music, tubes, CDs. Learn candle making, cook soap, put up a picture of people you don't care for and throw darts at them as you say each time, "Bless their heart."

Go to the hardware store and stock up on the many colors and flavors of caulk. Pound nails, screw screws, rip sheet rock, measure twice and cut once. Woodstain, shelves, nooks, holiday centerpieces, even carve out a block to use as a press for homemade Christmas cards.

Indoors, outdoors, washroom, garage. It's all at your fingertips and it's going to stay this way a until at least March for some folks, April and even May for others. Get creative and don't worry about what your neighbors think because your neighbors are stupid, bless their hearts.

Remember the curiosity you had as a child? Don't tell me that we're soooooo jaded that our curiosity is sate. Look up your family tree paying close attention to the knotholes. Uh huh, see what you found? It was there the whole time like our good friend Jesus who was hiding behind the couch. Play with magnets, magnifying glasses, wires, batteries. Get out you DMM and test you galvanic skin response to resistance. Test you friends, pets, simulated metal plating, sour cream.

Finally, when all that fails, buy a gym membership and go beat the fuck of a heavy bag or hop in the ring and take a beating! Whatever you do, don't kill your spouse, your neighbors, your friends or yourself. Cabin Fever, she's a well known bitch. Do you know how to caress her softly?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabin_fever

LOL! After seeing the Wiki, I forgot to add, GET LAID!

That you for reading this Island PSA. I'm your GD Bartender.
You know the barkeep is right.

kf0rt
12-04-2010, 05:25 PM
:agree: :clap: :clap:

KJ6BSO
12-04-2010, 05:27 PM
Partly cloudy and 62 degrees here. I'm sitting in my (unheated) radio shack in a tee shirt and flip-flops. Hope all the rest of you are enjoying your weather as well.

N8YX
12-04-2010, 07:12 PM
I'm listening to a couple pile-ups in the 40 and 80M CW sub-bands, enjoying a Storm King stout.

NO (zip, zero, nada) thunderstorm static on the low bands this evening.

w2amr
12-08-2010, 05:01 PM
I'm wondering if I will get to retire BEFORE I die.:chin:

KG4CGC
12-08-2010, 05:24 PM
I'm wondering if I will get to retire BEFORE I die.:chin:
did you ever see, "Weekend at Bernie's?"

w2amr
12-08-2010, 05:42 PM
did you ever see, "Weekend at Bernie's?" That's not quite what I had in mind.

KG4CGC
12-08-2010, 05:44 PM
That's not quite what I had in mind.
A dead man was being used to another person's ends. If the dead could be reanimated, who do you think employers would hire first?

KJ6BSO
12-08-2010, 05:46 PM
I'm wondering if I will get to retire BEFORE I die.:chin:

No more wondering here--I will be working until I'm physically unable. What happens then...well, I dunno.

KG4CGC
12-08-2010, 05:47 PM
No more wondering here--I will be working until I'm physically unable. What happens then...well, I dunno.
Meat grinder up on Stumphouse Hill.

KJ6BSO
12-08-2010, 05:48 PM
A dead man was being used to another person's ends. If the dead could be reanimated, who do you think employers would hire first?

It would depend--how strong is the International Brotherhood of Dead People?

kf0rt
12-08-2010, 07:10 PM
Hangin' in there, but retirement is still a dream and I doubt I'll live that long.

Got a story, tho... One of the founders (there were two) of the company I work for died last month. Hadn't seen him in almost 15 years, but he built a pretty good small company and sold his share about the last time I seen him. Dunno what he made from the sale, but speculation was that he probably walked away with about $8 Million at age 50 or maybe a little less.

This guy was always into the high-roller lifestyle -- cheap dames and expensive cars. Spent it all in a couple years and wound up living as a semi-pauper in Vegas. Heavy drinker; one night he was coming down some stairs at a hotel and fell. Was in a coma for the next 7-8 years, care funded by the state of NV; came out of that with the intellect of a 2-year old and needing 24/7 care. Real colorful fella -- once told me that "if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it!" And he gave me a lot of shit for smoking.

No real point in this except to say...

Anyone read the facts page in the latest Playboy? It says that a very high percentage (like 70-80%) of NBA and NFL players are in bankruptcy 2-5 years after leaving the game. Can you imagine? Give me a mil or two and I'm flat done. Sadly, it'll probably take that much.

For a society that is hell-bent on money, we sure don't know much about it.

w2amr
12-09-2010, 04:36 AM
It would depend--how strong is the International Brotherhood of Dead People?We all get to find out in the end.