Happy GOOD BUDDY DAY!

[w3sy]

Breaker breaker, how 'bout it!

Today is 10-4, NATIONAL GOOD BUDDY DAY!

Tain foar? TAIN FOAR!!

A holiday to honor all them cotton pickers and duck pluckers on th' Chicken Band!

Please post your doggone suggestions on how we should celebrate this most sacred of holidays.

Here are a few ideas:

1) Close all the schools. The last thang we wanna dew is EDUMACATE anyone on a holiday honoring Chicken Band.

2) Free beer at all truck stops.

3) Suspend all rules and regulations on CB for one day. (As if anyone observes them anyhoo. HAW!)

4) For this day, and this day only, Chicken Banders can use the term "Good Buddy" to mean what it USED to mean... Not what it means now.

5) Give a break on the cotton pickin' channel to a duck plucka you HAVEN'T been giving the break to.

6) Free beer at all truck stops.

7) Hamsters will welcome, greet, and stop QRM'ing, the Chicken Banders on the low end of "Th' Cotton Pickin' Ten Meters HAM Channel."

8) Wish your opponent a "Happy Good Buddy Day" after your on-air-argument-induced fistfight behind the Burger King.

9) Free beer at all truck stops.

10) Stick a special commemorative Good Buddy Day pin through the coax of some Bucket Mouth who didn't ask for the break on the channel and stepped on ya.

Izzat a BIG TAIN FOAR??

HAW HAW HAW! HAPPY GOOD BUDDY DAY ONE AND ALL!

[kd6nig]

10-9?!?

You need to put a bit more fire in the wire there, good buddy. Someone walked all over you.

10-4?

[w3sy]

Mercy sakes.... never shoulda give him th' cotton pickin' raydiddio in th' FIRST place!

[N2NH]

Hey Steve, whaddaya say I copy and post this under your name on the ZED? I'd give you credit in the Title.
;)
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[kd6nig]

Cept that "FOAR" is better than FOR :)

Has that.... twang to it :)

[w3sy]

Hey Steve, whaddaya say I copy and post this under your name on the ZED? I'd give you credit in the Title.
;)
http://i20.tinypic.com/fk2xdk.jpg

Hoo hoo... that's a good 'un. And I do agree that TAIN FOAR, or if space is a problem, TAINFOAR would be more appropriate.

So how are things at QFU.COM? Have they merged with Hamsexy yet? I saw where one of the bigwigs from Hamsexy made some smug, self-righteous speech about what a naughty, ill-behaved boy I was. Oh for SHAME!

Haw!

Out.

[KG4CGC]

10-1 = Receiving poorly
10-2 = Receiving well
10-3 = Stop transmitting
10-4 = OK, message received
10-5 = Relay message
10-6 = Busy, stand by
10-7 = Out of service, leaving air
10-8 = In service, subject to call
10-9 = Repeat message
10-10 = Transmission completed, standing by
10-11 = Talking too rapidly
10-12 = Visitors present
10-13 = Advise Weather/Road conditions
10-16 = Make pick up at ...
10-17 = Urgent business
10-18 = Anything for us?
10-19 = Nothing for you, return to base
10-20 = My location is ...
10-21 = Call by telephone
10-22 = Report in person to ...
10-23 = Stand by
10-24 = Completed last assignment
10-25 = Can you contact ...
10-26 = Disregard last information
10-27 = I am moving to channel ...
10-28 = Identify your station
10-29 = Time is up for contact
10-30 = Does not conform to FCC rules
10-32 = I will give you a radio check
10-33 = EMERGENCY TRAFFIC
10-34 = Trouble at this station
10-35 = Confidential information
10-36 = Correct time is ...
10-37 = Wrecker needed at ...
10-38 = Ambulance needed at ...
10-39 = Your message delivered
10-41 = Please turn to channel
10-42 = Traffic accident at ...
10-43 = Traffic tie up at ...
10-44 = I have a message for you
10-45 = All units within range please report
10-50 = Break channel
10-60 = What is next message number?
10-62 = Unable to copy, use phone
10-63 = Net directed to ...
10-64 = Net clear
10-65 = Awaiting your next message/assignment
10-67 = All units comply
10-70 = Fire at ...
10-71 = Proceed with transmission in sequence
10-77 = Negative contact
10-81 = Reserve hotel room for ...
10-82 = Reserve room for ...
10-84 = My telephone number is ...
10-85 = My address is ...
10-91 = Talk closer to the mike
10-93 = Check my frequency on this channel
10-94 = Please give me a long count
10-99 = Mission completed, got or gave a BJ
10-100 = Need restroom
10-200 = Police needed at ...

Just seemed like the thing to do.

[N2NH]

An awful lot of wacker codes there. I can just see the antenna farm on 4 wheels pull up with the red and blue bubble light flashing.
:D
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[w3sy]

10-1 = Receiving poorly
10-2 = Receiving well
10-3 = Stop transmitting
10-4 = OK, message received
10-5 = Relay message
10-6 = Busy, stand by
10-7 = Out of service, leaving air

<snippity doodah!>

10-94 = Please give me a long count
10-99 = Mission completed, got or gave a BJ
10-100 = Need restroom
10-200 = Police needed at ...

Just seemed like the thing to do.

BREAKER BREAKER!

And remember that 10-100 is divided into 10-100-1 and 10-100-2.

The above list should be on every NCT exam. The one thing I can NOT abide by is hearing NCTs use 10 codes improperly on the 2 meter FM repeaters! Seems the ARRL should be behind this effort, now that they can relax after successfully killing BOTH the Novice ticket and the evil Code Requirement.

TAIN FOAR? I'M BACK QUIET! Screeeeeeeeeeeeee Bee-Boop!

[WV6Z]

10-99 Ma'am? I am ready to receive..... :twisted: