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09-20-2007, 10:31 AM
As Ben Franklin said;
"in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop. Wine, Beer and Liquor = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine, beer and liquor and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information - I'm doing it as a public service.
"in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop. Wine, Beer and Liquor = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine, beer and liquor and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information - I'm doing it as a public service.